Alien Walker reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Alien Walker.
This strain definitely has an earthy taste and hits you pretty quickly. It gives you a heavy head high and cotton mouth after a few minutes. Very relaxing but not couch locking. I could see laying down and falling asleep though. This strain is good to calm muscle spasms down and to reduce anxiety significantly.
i wanted alien tech genetics and this was as close as i could get this day. fresh from alien orange cookies, i was thinking more up beat. this for me was pure kush couch lock. which is my favorite condition. nice cerebral start ...overwhelming sedation to finish....perfect. i rarely give a five but subjectively this one gets it. fruit....a little herbal...
smooth basic kush ...
reminds me of tahoe og a little.
Kinda harsh on the lungs but beside that I like it a lot! If you smoke enough you'll definitely pass out. This is perfect for late afternoons/evenings. Wouldn't call it a wake n bake strain because of the heaviness you'll feel in your eyes. Would recommend for anyone who wants to feel like melted butter 😅
Yub-nub, etcha wub nub choba ka'du. I could go on but I'll stop before I begin questioning my own mental state. Which maybe I should anyway. At any rate this stuff digs right into your core. It won't be like Lando flying a YT-1300 into the main reactor of the Death Star. But it'll make you appreciate the rebel sacrifice as well as a good stack of pancakes.
What do those two things have in common? Absolutely nothing! But also everything?
This is a strong cerebral creative high. It relaxes while enchants and I wouldn't take it lightly, no matter your tolerance. Approach with caution and join the ewoks in a little celebration on Endor.
Instantaneous head high which is an interesting feeling. Very cerebral which resulted in a lot of creative brainstorming while high on this strain.
December 22, 2016
I know, I'm sorry. I'm just as disappointed in me as you are. I just do not like Ewok. I keep trying and it's just... not for me. It's not at all relaxing for me. Makes me feel twitchy, but waaaay too head foggy to actually do anything. I can see the appeal for people who like it... it is very potent... but yeah, this strain isn't for me.
approach this strain with caution! not only is it potent, it's cerebral, 'head-y': you might get into your thoughts too much, to the point of anxiety. it has a quality I've experienced with other 'big' sativas (like ATF or LSD): it feels like being carried on a big wave. I've also found this one to be creative - although a bit on the jittery side. it seems to be quite analgesic. and, like LSD (appropriately), it feels psychedelic. only to be used if your mood is expansive and happy - stay away if you're anxious!
June 27, 2017
Bought flower from Rogue Raven, excited about the potential, but disappointed in the results. What it does have going for it is the way it smokes- it is INCREDIBLY smooth, but the effects are weak; smoked, smoked, and smoked some more, for a little head high that was good for about 1/2 hr. Maybe it was that particular harvest, who knows, but I'll spend my money on other products.