Bio-Jesus reviews

Definitely in my top 5, I've seen the THC as high as 38% great flavors and smells, a decent indica hybrid

I smoked a pre roll of this from my local dispensary. It was wonderful for the chronic pain in my back and knee. I suffer from chronic pain and recently had surgery and recommend it for such pain. Its a nice little break from it.

Having a good boss is arguably more important than having a good job. Some bosses, such as the creator of the universe, are worth working for no matter how menial the task. So, if one gets stuck with the job of mowing the grass in the afterlife, he can take heart in the knowledge that it would result in the exact same smell coming from Bio-Jesus. This is some holy shit.

Best sleepy strain

I like the effects but not the flavor. I’m adverse to things that taste diesel and this was a cartridge so your experience might be different. My girlfriend just tastes pine. It calmed my anxiety almost immediately but without a lot of the euphoria I get from other strains. Overall it’s very calming and is a good nighttime strain.

Great for getting a good night's sleep

Not quite what I was looking for. The euphoria was strong, but I was looking for a stronger body high for a “romantic” evening. It’s relaxing and fun, but without the body tingle I was looking for. I’m finding it neither energizing nor sedating, and usually I want one or the other. It’s nice, but not extraordinary on any front.

This strain puts me OUT like a light. Really nice for relaxing/vaping on the train platform and being high for the train ride home from work, and maybe productive enough to do the dishes but not focused or motivated enough to actually get work done on this strain. Very potent.