Bio-Jesus reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Bio-Jesus.
So I smoke quite a bit and this one whooooooo my God haha. Was very intense definitely one of my favorites
•Strain: Bio-Jesus 3.5g
•Brand: Cresco
•Type: Flower, indica
•THCA: 28.04%
•THC: 0.26%
•THC after decarb: 24.85%
•Lineage: Gumbo & BioDiesel
•Aroma: Earthy, funky
•Taste: Earthy, skunky
•Looks: Beautiful trichs,ight colored green, orange hairs
•Effects: Relaxed, sleepy, happy, hungry, silly
•Top 3 terps: B-Myrcene-0.62%, B-Carophyllene0.16%, Linalool-0.08%
•Other Cannabinoids: CBG-0.20%
•Total Cannabinoids: 28.49%
•Ranking: 9/10
Gotta love Bio-Jesus, it was new to me I hadn't had it before being a PAMMJ patient. I often complain how there are rarely any new strains for me to try, but I fell in love with this one a year ago when it was first released.
The effects are exactly what I want for early evening, relaxing yet not totally sedating that'd you'd be asleep after a few hits. It's a warm calming sensation that started in my feet and worked it's way up to my head.
It was like instant relaxation, I'm actually going through some extreme grief over the loss of my best friend of 25 years and this strain is making me cope with it rather than being an emotional wreck.
Look to BioJesus if you need strong pain relief as well as nausea. It works pretty well on my scoliosis pain, last night one of the muscles in my back was SO overworked it was just burning so badly. With this scoliosis the muscle that's burning is doing the work of two muscles, it's twin muscle on the other side of my back is too weak. So that one muscle in my back, a muscle that helps you stand and support your back, always has to do the work of 2 so it's constantly burning feeling overworked. BioJesus made that muscle finally relax brining my pain down a few notches.
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First time trying this strain but all I have to say is wow.
Oh my heaven, if that’s where you wanna go then take a few hits of Bio Jesus. I won’t knock the stars for the taste because the effects are so powerful and calming it’s just bliss! A weird taste, can’t pinpoint but someone talked about how it tastes like “mustard” and weirdly I can pick up on that??! Maybe it’s a batch thing? But it’s heavy and sedating and EUPHORIC! I’ve never experienced an Insica that is paired with this level of euphoria..happy giggly and deeply relaxed! (Live Resin Cart)
This is my favorite indica of all time! I’ve yet to find another strain I enjoy as much as this one for bedtime!
Tried Cresco's Bio Jesus LLR cartridge and the flower now and just wow. The buds are gorgeous and flaky, and the smell is incredible. Helps with pain and makes sleeping much easier! This one is a 10/10 from me, and I'll definitely be picking it up next time I come across it!
July 12, 2023
Too sandy to smoke out of any wraps…. Only time I’ve had this issue
October 9, 2021
This is about the only strain that actually works and feels like a narcotic pain medicine almost! I have tourette's PTSD and gastrointestinal problems and this helps with all of it! I'm medicated with it during the day and it didn't weigh me down entirely too much! I still find myself being able to function and even take my dog out for a walk still and it's also as RSO oil!