Bordello reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Bordello.
Bordello is just as leafy describes! Very berry, slight cheese , very earthy! You can find heavy hitting Bordello @
Three Rivers Dispensary in Pueblo Colorado.
January 12, 2018
I try not to review a strain negatively if it's due to an improper grow but after I found out about Encanto knowing their flower has black mold (after I already smoked it) I'm not thrilled.
The gram looked nice covered in hairs & trichomes, totally smells like Chicken Noodle Soup.
I was recommended this by a bud tender at Greenhouse Wellness in Maryland, I have ptsd and seizure disorder. This strain gave me the most horrible panic attack. I’ve never experienced anything like that, ever. I know there aren’t a lot of reviews on this strain yet, so I just wanted to put this one out there. Besides the worse panic attack in my life, I’m stuck with almost 60 worth of this stuff. I took it in very small dosages as recommended in the directions enclosed, this strain was just not for my ailments? Seizures and ptsd (from childhood traumas)
Thank you!!!! I finally had pain relief. I have fibromyalgia and I’m always in pain, after I had bordello I could feel the relief it was amazing! I think this is my favorite!!!
I really like this strain!!! I smoked a bowl with a bit of a wine buzz and it relaxed my whole body without making me a ious. I also mixed this with a little Lemon G and that made it even more mellow. I will definitely be buying this again!
February 16, 2019
Super easy to smoke.
Good high for just chillin around the house for sure late afternoon. I agree with other reviews that it's hard to focus with so it's best for a lazy day.
Bordello is a strain that pushes my thoughts and dialogue inward. For some people this is a great thing but for me, it exasperated my depersonalization and I was floating uncomfortably outside of my body and extremely quiet to outsiders. I couldn’t really get a word out, and really didn’t want to. I can see how this might be helpful for those with add, adhd, or behavioral outbursts but not for anxiety or depression.
My budtender described Bordello as "a shammy for your brain." That's not an inaccurate description of the strain's cognitive effects. It's very uplifting mentally, but physically it's like a deep muscle tissue massage. Just gets into your muscles. Makes music sound better! But I gotta say, the Bordello I picked up in preroll from my local dispensary tastes like cigarettes. Very unpleasant, unless you're into old cigarette taste. Maybe I got a bad batch? It has a pleasant psychoactive effect, so it's not total bunk, but yeah it tastes like an ash try. Not great.