Candyland reviews

CANDYLAND! Candyland is a magical place where diabetes, Big Sugar and the Coca-Cola Company all merge together into a corn-syrup'd hell of stickiness, obesity, corporate abuse and tooth decay. It'll be replaced with Tofu-and-Baby-Carrots-Land where you'd rather shoot yourself in the mouth than eat anything on your plate . . . shit, wait: wrong notes. Hold on. Ah, here we go! CANDYLAND! Candyland is a magical strain that'll pretty much try to tear your face off as if some joker gave bath salts to Bubbles the Birthday Chimp. Y'know, there's many terrors in nature: spiders, spiders, more spiders, but few things invoke the same level of pants-shitting horror as hearing an alcoholic Romanian ex-animal trainer screaming, "AY! SOMEONE-A GIVE MY MUNGEE THE BATH SALTS!" as he runs passed the bounce castle, a 300 pound bad-trippin' simian snapping at his ass the whole way. That's happened to me twice and every time it's a bad scene. Oh yeah, Candyland. CANDYLAND! Candyland is a magical strain that WILL end your ambitions for the day. Best that you not have anything to do once you decide to spark a bowl of this goodness. If you have anything on your schedule that's not "watch Rick and Morty until my eyes bleed" you've aimed too high for that day. I seriously can't remember the last time I was this high for this long off two hits. Not only that, but I was supposed to be doing something and I've totally forgotten what. It might have been writing this. Seriously, Candyland, I never asked to be this stoned, but now that I'm here, I'm kinda glad I made the trip. And so will you.

One of the best strains out there, no doubt. Wonderful smell, and taste; plus it hits you good. You won’t be asking yourself if you’re high or not, you will be sure that you are. Really one of the best, can be used for work or social gatherings or just chilling listening to music. Hands down to this 🙌🏼

Great smell, taste and look but not that special of an high all together for a true pot smoker. If your an here and there smoker and have a project to work on and need some energy its a good strain. I have smoked this strain several times from different places over a year. I smoked this because it was there not first choice was discounted everytime.

Súper relaxing and motivating high

Great to bond with Dad on a summer's day.

candyland has a good flavor, i smoked through a small pipe. i would usually smoke two small bowls (small bowl need 2 right? lol) starts to hit pretty quick, heavy hitting but doesn't knock you on your butt. good strain for middle of the day and looking at stars at night.

Yall know that bud smell that kinda smells like coffee? if not, smell the bud while it is still in its container/wrapped in plastic. hopefully you will experience the same wonderful odor. One or two hits into my bowl and I was already relaxed and talkative. My headache disappeared quickly and my eyes got very heavy. Seemed like a nice boost, followed by me getting ready for bed.

when i came across this strain, my life changed. this is a perfect stain. inflammation, pain, depression all disappear. i have absolutley no anxiety or paranoid feelings. my DH also noticed a difference. i vape everything in concentrate but cartridges, they were too pricey. i would recommend this stain. its awesome!!!