Candyland reviews

Candyland: Like a Spa Day for Your Brain, But With Lasers. So. You’ve had a rough day. Your brain’s doing backflips, your gut’s throwing a riot, and your limbs feel like they’ve been coded in JavaScript by a sleep-deprived octopus. Enter: Candyland. Now, this isn't your average, “meh, kinda mellow” strain. No no. Candyland is the perfect strain. Not “perfect” like your high school valedictorian who peaked at 19. I mean perfect like “first sip of coffee on a cold morning while a golden retriever tells you you're handsome” perfect. You take a hit and BAM, right to the frontal lobe. Feels like your forehead just got sucker-punched by a Care Bear on a mission. And you know what? You love it. Because suddenly, you're laughing at your toaster, your soul is playing hopscotch in the clouds, and your stomach? Oh, it’s warming up like it just heard Adele sing. It’s not just a high, it’s a cosmic scension. Your body sinks into what I can only describe as narcotic-like bliss, but without the pesky side effects like jail. Muscles relax. Your nervous system finally takes PTO. And your mind? Floating off like a balloon someone forgot to tie down at a kid’s birthday party. Here’s where it gets trippy: thanks to a beautiful genetic tag team between GDP and BPGSC (no, they’re not tech companies, they’re weed parents), you hit that perfect sweet spot. You become a floating head of happiness, just drifting through time and space, solving emotional trauma like it’s a Sudoku puzzle. And hey, let’s talk CBG for a sec. That’s the MVP molecule in this magical leaf salad. It’s like CBD and THC had a brilliant, chill baby who got a PhD in "Healing Your Broken Insides." Candyland’s high CBG content can help with IBS, IBD, and probably that emotional scar from 7th grade gym class. It also quiets your anxiety like a warm hug from Morgan Freeman. PTSD, OCD, generalized anxiety? Sayonara. Candyland doesn’t ask you to feel better, it politely but firmly insists. By the end of it, you’ll be relaxed, pain-free, clear-headed, and wondering why you ever thought spreadsheets were scary. So next time life feels like it’s trying to dropkick your pancreas, just remember: Candyland is not a strain, it’s a damn rescue mission.

I decided I was going to play Candyland while dabbing it. Form - Shatter THC- 80% Brand- Firebrand I love this strain. Now for ME personally, I never feel much from cookie strains (as well as chemdawg, blue dream, and a few other popular ones) so I'm surprised it has an effect on me. Candyland taste soooo good, I can't really describe the taste but a few other concentrates have the same dank taste. Halfway thru the game I burst into laughter & knocked the game pieces off the board & spent a half hour laughing. This strain doesn't give me energy but it uplifts me. This strain also gets rid of my social anxiety. Also the fact that it's by Firebrand concentrates makes it that much danker.

The Look: When I look at these dark green mossy looking foxtails and calyxes are super dankly coated trimmed buds look like space ships and bulky cars with a big back small front. Easily fresh and super frail bud still compact like fresh cake. The Smell : When I open the packet immediately hits me in the face with a small sweet note luring me to be punched in the face with strong pungent diesel like tea, it's really strong! //*Which usually indicates it's going to be a heavy hitter!// The Vape/Taste: The vapor pouring into the bag fills up looks like a fog machine with how much flows into the turkey bag like Japanese foggy waterfalls. It reminds me of a woody texture very diesel like not skunky. It's a little too strong of gasoline or petrol if you're from the Uk. Effects/Treatments: I notice that my speed hasn't increased like most cannabis varaities which is a lot different to how I like to feel. My mind is easier to process information. For AdHd this feels like a downer I am starting to feel tired on this. I would suggest those who suffer from sleep depression or insomnia. It's causing my light bulbs to become briger it's great for movie watching. However this is a really strong one Highly recomend it for glaucoma and scotopia I suffer from 15 ailments, and this only treats m in a very dizzying way a little nausiating as well :/. Helps with Tinnitus surprisingly!

I bought the Bodhi High, Platinum Pure Liquid Live Resin Candyland cartridge after seeing the strain in a top sativa list with high ratings. I’m a relatively “new” smoker in cannabis terms lol, seeing its very common for consumers to have been smoking half their lives and I have only been regularly smoking for the last 4-5 years. I have yet to gain a solid understanding of how the different strains affect me. I gravitate towards sativas although I do have anxiety and used to hate weed because of it, that was before I could walk into a store and maintain consistent quality and awareness of what I was buying. Sometimes certain strains will make me tense up worse than before smoking…but every once in a while I will experience a high that enlightens me. Candyland gives just that. I’ll start to feel tension but an inner voice calmly reminds me to relax and become aware of my body. Anxiety will begin to rear its ugly head but this voice gently reminds me that I am here in this moment, and I realize I can identify each thing that is ailing me and move on. I become in tune with myself which creates a state of bliss, not euphoria in my opinion. Euphoria to me is characterized by an unnatural amount of happiness, a happiness that may be deceiving or short lived. This is not that to me. It induces a state of well-being though it is more complex. It is clear. You feel content but grounded. This is the kind of strain you smoke then play your best on the guitar, you sing better, focus on your fave video game better. Its like the key to another part of your brain you forgot you had. Then when the high wears off you still have access to that part more easily. You don’t have to be high to obtain this state of mind. It’s always there and always has been but we lose access somewhere along the way. Sometimes you lose the key and that special ability is lost for a little while, until a little help from our earth arrives and says, hey, remember what is real. Anyway, I started this review after consuming some Candyland. The initial effects have started to fade yet I feel a “glow” 10/10

Initial flavor is a berry tarty, floral, woody drenched in sugar, herbal spice notes, very smooth and aromatic reminds me of a non offensive aroma with organic smelling notes. Lineage is GDP x Platinum Cookies. It's more of an uplifting indica, good for daytime/afternoon ~ early evening. Good for uplift, pain relief, stress/anxiety, could be a nap strain depending on tolerance / medical needs. Medical users will find comfort for pain relief while keep mind alert.

It's definitely one of the strains. I remembered it as a good one, but I don't remember exactly how. Haven't got this for almost two years now, and I managed to finally get one and smoke it today. I think the Candyland I got was also grown in greenhouse, and not much, but some have been pollinated and produced a bit of seeds, so they were not in the best condition. This definently was the one that had hard fruit taste, a hoppy taste, and some mild pepper taste but no herbal or clover taste at all that is from myrcene. No sedating or pressure to my head or body at all. The high just felt like the most clean and light the weed could give me. I will say Candyland is the strain that is the best for outdoor activities. When you want to do stuff, but you still want to get high and get rid of boredom.

SOCIAL ANXIETY WHO? This is a feel good strain! Perfect for a party, chilling with friends, or hanging with your spouse at home. My wife got home from work and we dabbed 1.5 hits each (we are both heavy smokers) and we were on cloud 9. We sat down to watch a movie and ended up turning it off to listen to music and talk. Very energizing! Feel it in your eyes. Also, the smell is a mix of peppermint and Vicks vapor rub. Wakes you up for sure!! Tastes pepperminty! I’m calling it the Christmas strain! Enjoy :)

Candyland is the perfect strain. Now, there are many different phenotypes that swing through the full spectrum (sativa-indicates), but when you find that one, that one with the perfect sativa lift-off and grounding body stone, you know right away this is some of the best medicine in the world. The effects come on immediately as you are greeted with a almost-literal punch to your frontal lobe which blasts you off through a magical world of hapiness and giggles, then the stomach starts to warm up. We're talking full-blown narcotic-like euphoria radiating and building throughout the body, extending to your limbs. Your muscles relax, your nervous system gets a break and your body promotes a very heavy relaxation. All the while your mind is swelling up like a balloon, as if you r conscious is floating away. The intense pulling sensation on your body from the GDP, and that insanely strong balloon-headed, uplifting sativa high from the BPGSC, makes you feel as if you are having an out of body experience. Once you can comprehend reality again, you will fun yourself very motivated and energized, despite not being able to feel your body unless you think about it. You find yourself effortlessly gliding along as if you are just a floating head lol. Trippy, but also calming. The high CBG content of Candyland has been shown to repair damaged cells and the fine muscle linings of your intestines, making this a stand-out strain for treatment of gastrointestinal issues such as IBS, IBD, cancer etc. It has incredible strong muscle-relaxant and anti-anxiety properties due to the high CBG to THC ratio. If you are looking looking for the calm often found with benzodiazepines, look no further, Candyland quiets the loudest of minds and truly forces a positive state of mind on you. Generalized anxiety disorder, panic disorder, PTSD, and OCD will be obliterated with the helping hamd of Candyland. Say goodbye to dark thoughts and melancholy, for it will be a thing of the past, and in the past it shall remain. For Candyland is your new anti-depressant. The nerve pain relief you receive is akin to narcotics, due to high CBG:THC. Truly an all around strain. I can go on forever, but time is of an essence, Star Child. Happy Tokes, -432