Dank Commander reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Dank Commander.
This strain by Cresco gives a bit of heavy arms, that helps to relax my neck muscles and neck pain, without having a heavy body stone feeling after the come-down or next day. This is an indica you can sleep or not sleep. Very smooth and good for anxiety. Now in my top 3 rotation.
Dank Commander,
Listed as a hybrid on most websites and articles, however, Cresco Labs decided to declare it an indica in the LLR cart.
I haven’t fallen in love with an indica, or hybrid/indica in quite some time. Honestly, it just feels like a really heavy indica with super sedating effects, but a nice cerebral, almost headband like feel to it. It does cool your thoughts down, if you are somewhat hyper-vigilant such as myself. Warm body, warm head feel. Nice and chill. Highly recommend.
Taste: I love the pungent taste you get from this one from the Cat Piss as funny as that sounds! It’s like an old school smell. I love it. Just such a skunky mix of that and almost like berries or some deep purply, with deep citrus undertones.
Effects: body + mind
Body: heavy relaxed limbs, tingly, massage like sensations.
Mind: total relaxation, less thoughts, euphoria is high on this one, and i feel it cooling my racing thoughts. I can see this being a great strain to expand on and really look into for its medical benefits...if you’ve ever smoked blueberry before, it has a similar level of relaxation. Also, some strains still just make me laugh more than others, and this one definitely carries that attribute in my experience.
Overall,
9/10
•Strain: Dank Commander 1g
•Brand: Cresco
•Dispensary: CY+ Pittsburgh
•Type: Shatter, indica dominant hybtid
•THCA: 84.48%
•THC: 2.88%
•Actual THC: 76.96%
•Lineage: Cat Piss OG & Dank Commander #2
•Aroma: None
•Taste: Earthy, ammonia
•Looks: nice chunk of light amber
•Effects: Motivated, happy, chill, hungry, zoned out
•Top 3 terps: B-Myrcene-1.30%, A-Pinene-0.58%, B-Carophyllene-0.55%
•Other Cannabinoids: N/A
•Total Cannabinoids: 29.79%
•Ranking: 8.9/10
Haha finally some Cat Piss genetics hit our shelves, named for it's ammonia aroma and chemical taste, this Cat Piss mixed with Rare Dankness #2 puts me in a dorky video game mood. Something about this strain makes me want to curl up with a good book and just read for hours. This strains oddly mentally healing, making me feel more optimistic.
The chemical taste is very faint and is just part of the genetics. If you get migraines you might be surprised what Dank Commander can do for you.
I haven't had a migraine in awhile ever since adding a CBD tincture to my daily medicine, but I did feel auras and slight pain, things telling me a migraines imminent. Well earlier I was starting to get a bad headache so I did 2 dabs and laid down and watched TV for 20 minutes and it was gone!
The shatter itself is stable amd beautiful, a perfect square!
a delightful evening time treat.
Hands down one of my favorite strains! I literally feel like a ballerina dancing on a rainbow. No depression, anxiety or doubts. Just pure and true happiness.
May 8, 2020
Comes on quickly. Relaxing, heady, and very chill. No desire to do much but no hunger cravings so it’s a good balance for night time.
December 27, 2019
Wow. Wow. Wow. This high is pretty damned amazing, folks. Indica leaning hybrid, but you very much get some deep headiness to go along with thick, velvety smooth body feels.
Also, there is and parallel relationship between the amount of euphoria and the amount of drowsiness. The more you smoke, the higher this lady will take you, but at a cost of heavy sedation. I'm literally about to pass out with bliss.
Good night, everyone. I can't resist anymore. I got a first class flight to dream land that I must catch.
February 5, 2020
Favorite strain as of the time of this writing. Pungent smell of citrus and urine. Oversized, compact, dense, round buds that are bright green with orange hairs. Colorado Rare Dankness seeds grown in central Massachusetts for Mayflower Medicinals' Boston dispensary.