Gary Payton reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Gary Payton.
Gary Payton saved me.
I've been having an awful past month with our only car needing $7k in repairs, work being more stressful than ever, 2 pets with emergencies, a wedding, and a $3k bill due along with taxes.
Not only all of that, but I was also just diagnosed with ADHD and had recently gone back on antidepressants. My dose for both meds got doubled at the same time and I was close to entering serotonin storm. I had awful panic attacks, no sleep, and I was extremely depressed. Gary got me through the aftermath. This past week in particular I've had Gary every day and have felt my mood lift for the first time each day. It's thanks to this beautiful strain that I was able to relieve enough stress to get through the next day. Without these mood boosts, I don't know how I could have gotten through it all.
Bonus note:
Gary is a great mood booster on a bad day, but trying him out when you're already in a good mood is a wonderful time. It's bright, happy, and can be giggly at times. It's relaxing, but could be couch-locking in high doses.
So I got an ounce of this at Top Crop in Ontario Oregon for $48 out the door. Nice green nugs with orange hairs, absolutely frosted in nice light brown trixhomes, coming in at almost 21%. I've a vet with ptsd and now getting ready to have my 2nd neck fusion here soon. So pain is a daily problem. Let me just say I'm 46 and been smoking for 39 years, so most strains dont do much anymore. I mostly have to take 500mg of Feco to feel any effects at all. But I still love my flower This strain here starts me off immediately with a nice, uplifting head high. Happy thoughts and laughter all around and slowly creeps up on you. By hour 2, I find myself couch locked watching a scary movie while putting down a bag of muddy buddies🤣. Very jive and glad I got it. I get it everytime, and it's always one that hits me and I can actually feel the effects. Can't go wrong here.
Like a soft whisper of lavender on the wind, it arrives—an unforeseen solace, delicately dissolving the burdens I've carried like an iron shackle. The relentless pressure transforms into a soothing embrace, a serene calmness. Melodies fill the air, the screen illuminates—elements dancing in unison as I immerse myself in serenity. My anxiety, once a tumultuous tide, now recedes with grace, melting away like wax from a flickering flame. The accumulated weight of days, months, years—unraveling, loosening, and lifting. It does not merely strike; it caresses, cradles, and bestows tranquility upon restless spirits. One must truly experience it to grasp its essence.
bruh…… 5🌟star honest review:
Very pleased with gary payton. in fact i’m blown away. 10/10 recommend to anyone. i’m not the heaviest smoker ever neither am i a newbie i’m right in that middle ground so i can point out and appreciate some good gas.
Smell: the smell is so pungent and yet has this sweet background aroma. it’s very hard to describe tbh and if you know, you know. it’s close to a very sweet pomegranate smell kinda but mixed in with a few other things. unique smell it’s very pleasing
Taste: definitely gassy but not overpoweringly skunky, and that light sweet undertone. and more importantly, is NOT harsh at all which i like
High: oh my ballls this is gas. that tingly feeling you get hits you both in your body and mind. very potent but it isn’t too much to where you get couch lock. you feel very euphoric and light. i don’t personally smoke to the point to where i’m incoherent regardless, but i feel like if i chiefed on this all day, i wouldn’t feel extremely groggy or greened out. it’s a very nice fluffy high. and it’s a versatile high. good for night and/or day👍🏽
i get migraines and i have Gastrointestinal problems. so some strains don’t go well for me. some give me weird stomach pain and some make my headaches worse sometimes. but this does neither. so anyone with headaches that read 1000 reviews on a strain before they buy like I do, this is a fairly safe pick. everyone’s body and experience is different ofc so just listen to your body and see what is best for you!
10/10 you would not be disappointed i will always pick up some Gary payton. so glad i tried it
1st bowl
A high that creeps , starting with your hand and down your neck and shoulders
Then your legs just feel like they’re made of foam .
GP is in my top 10, This strain is truly the perfect hybrid! Flavor is 8/10, buds look 11/10, smokes 12/10! I have never had such a smooth smoke! Truly shocked
the high hits the body first then a head buzz follows leaving you floating in the best of both worlds. GP is my fav because it doesn't leave you feeling slumped, I am currently more motivated than ever! 1000% recommend Lol
Good smoke, got a bit of a dirty taste not the nicest but the smoke is absolutely lovely. The high is beautiful, had us nice and chill, lil giggly and just good vibes all round. Cotton mouth was definitely present so best have a bev on the side while u smoke this. And whatever you eat is gonna smack like crack in the 80s. Flower comes pretty fluffy a lil too. Would fasho recommend.
By far THE BEST strain I’ve EVER smoked in my life!!! Totally giggly & floaty fun not to mention the anti-anxiety effects! This might be TMI however, here is My Gary Payton Love Story: This strain was gifted to me from a dispensary manager from a friend of a friend & it was SOO EPIC that I just HAD to share it with someone else who would appreciate the quality & the delightful high so I met up with a fellow Cannabis Enthusiast I’d met in a 420 Friendly Facebook Group at a park one afternoon. We ended up talking for HOURS & we ended up falling madly in love with each other & we actually got married on 4/20/2022 @ 4:20pm AT THE PARK where we met for the very first time to share that Gary Payton! We had a lovely little ceremony surrounded by our closest friends & our Weed Wedding was wonderful! Our invitations had cannabis leaves subtly imprinted in the background, my hairpin from Etsy was a cannabis leaf with rhinestones & instead of wedding cake we served BROWNIES! As fate, luck & destiny would have it, I managed to STUMBLE across a couple ounces of Gary Payton flower about two weeks before our wedding through a coworker! (What are the chances of that?!) So, on our Big Day, we were laughing & giggling (AAAAAAANNNNNDDDDD the groom cried when we were exchanging vows) & smoking Gary Payton ALL DAY & NIGHT for the next few days! 10 out of 10!!!