Gelato #33 reviews

watery thick smoke smooth, and dank smell 😌

This shit is straight gas it makes you feel like the happiest person in the world

Comes on very strong and makes you slightly drowsy but alert enough to complete paperwork. Although the THC level isn’t super high the entourage effect directs you toward a deep analysis of even a fleeting thought.

im so high rn that i had to sit down to write this thing and im spinnin a bit. i have a low tolerance so its a lot rn but its good weed.

Energetic High

A solid strain. Not great but a decent high

This was my first time smoking cannabis. I’m 33 and I found it somewhat poetic to start with a strain named “Gelato 33”. After an incredibly difficult week at work, I decided to finally try it. This was a preroll from Garden First in Oregon. Flavor was smooth. It reminded me of dulce de leche. Within 10 minutes I was feeling it. I started humming, then singing, then dancing. I felt like a total rockstar - like Ellie Goulding and Napoleon Dynamite’s lovechild. Felt a little “trippy” at times. I kept referring to the joint as “The Expert”. My wife thought I had lost it lol. I was so happy - like overjoyed kind of happy. Energetic bliss. Complete euphoria. This lasted for about 2.5 hours then things started to settle down. No anxiety whatsoever. No munchies. Minimal body high. Next time I’ll dose earlier as it did impede my sleep. Little bit of headache the following day but it did seem to reduce my stress and anxiety for the next 48 hours. GG3! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

When I tried gelato 33 for the first time, I was blown away with how amazing this strain is. My pain symptoms went away and I felt so great about life. There’s nothing better than sparking this one up on the top of a mountain in the afternoons or sinking into the couch in the evening. Simply one of my new favorite strains!