Golden Pineapple reviews

Really cool, uplifting, yet relaxing strain. Really helps me tolerate my 10year old rambling on about Roblox and Minecraft. Feel chilled and affable. A good strain to use when I feel the need to have, what I like to call an "Don't Be an Asshole" hit. A good weed that helps you tolerate your family as good old Kathy Bates refers to in Disjointed.

The smell is reminiscent of the chlorine/swimming pool smell of golden goat with a sweeter tropical smell hiding underneath. I much prefer the terpene profile to Golden Goat which I’ve plenty history with. I also prefer the effect to Golden Goat too, very similar high but less brain fog. I find GG can be energizing but too cloudy to be productive, this strain allowed for a decent high that wasn’t too light yet still functional. Well balanced.

beautiful weed😍, trichomes are popping out everywhere and you get so much keef, smells so tropical and the taste is sweet. I will remember this weed for sure

Mood/physical state: 11 am. Trying to head to the pool for a mid day workout/ rehab. the pool is open from 11-130p. I need to swim but I’d rather be lazy person and just relax exercising my thumb scrolling through IG. Tic rock it’s 1130 am and still I’m debating whether I should go. Post smoke: concentrate from Dabstract bought from Green theory in Bellevue factoria. I made my mind up to go, but felt a little more driven more conviction. ended up showing up at the pool by 12 p. I’m thinking ok what kind of workout shall I do. Sprints ...I’ll work on speed. Jump in, water feels interesting on my skin like laying in silk sheets. It’s cold tho, brr , a strain that gives you chills. Started out pacing myself feeling good, I do 1 lap, then 2...3..4..9...10...13. Ended at 14 , laps , winded yes. To sum up my experience up I would use this as a pre workout Nudged me like a friend motivating me to head to the pool, I had laser focus , made me a little chilly , water felt like silk sheets on my skin and I surprised myself. Pre workout concentrate of choice.

Vaped with magic flight launch box. Smells fruity: lemon, mango. Also floral, like honeysuckle or something. Happy effects. Also feel nostalgic and emotional, listening to music and getting absorbed in it. Not much anxiety or paranoia. Very nice strain

fruity, bouncy sativa-leaning hybrid efx for dank adventures

I love the taste of this one but if I smoke too much I get anxious.

I got a gram of this from Cannabis Culture. The bud is glowing as I shine the light from my phone on it, the flick of orange really make this bud look nice. The smell of this bud will make you think of a sunny holiday you had. The sweet smell of that refreshing fruity pineapple will make you want to eat it. As I break it up into my grinder the fruity smell becomes more powerful. It busts up pretty nice, it sticks together real well too. The fruity smell brings a calming and refreshing vibe over me. I smoked a bowl of this strain and at first I was a little bit like ‘is that all you got Goldie?” bit jaysus hey, such a smoke! I was feeling pressure behind my eyes so nice that it was like a head massage! This strain took me floating away and had me glued to the T.V! The euphoria I got from this was so nice. It made me feel so happy and stress free. Not a care in the world! I did get very paranoid for about half and hour after I smoked a second bowl. The euphoria took over me and my mind went racing! After an hour I settled into a happy lump on the couch with a smile on my face. Good in small amounts for me. This strain has some bite in it! couch>