Golden Pineapple reviews

Another amazing top shelf flower. The flavor, omg the flavor😊. One of my fav hybrids for sure. So glad I decided to pick this one up. Great balanced high.

A smooth hit before delivering a focused calm and a spring to productivity. I often smoke this before hitting the books or cleaning : )

Five stars! Really stellar head high. Smoking this alone may not be a good idea if you're fairly new to smoking. There was a short span of time on the peak where I felt like I was drowning. High lasted about 3 hours with most of it very pleasant. Great mood lifter.

This has become a go to strain for me. This is a good daytime smoke that doesn't make me too wound up or anxious. I prefer this much more to something like Jack Herer. No couch lock, but the body high is still relaxing. Head high is fun. I like to play a lot of guitar after smoking this. I could also read and get to bed when the time is right. Love this strain.

A Pain Reducing Mood Mellower. Slow and Forgetful, Eye Pressure and Warmth like a heated boiled egg press, Chill, Positive Vibes, Mellow, Happy, Silly. Words that come to mind: Pepper Dots, Drifty, Dryer Sheets, In a Jacuzzi. Scent: Fruity Cheesy Fecal Pine Very Dry 👁/👅 This strain would probably be nice in smaller doses. It's a one hit Wonder for me.

Taste and smell is on point. This is one of those strains that makes you wonder what the point was in smoking it. The high is really underwhelming. At its best, it feels a little like being on a tropical island where you don't have a care in the world but are also wondering wtf to do with your day. At its worst, it's mediocrity just pisses you off. The high is slightly floaty and fuzzy with an edge of anxiety, like a sugar high. Just irritating to be on. I could not unload the rest of my stash on two of my other friends, it was that bad. The gram I bought was Phat Panda, super fluffy nugs that make it look twice the size of a usual gram.

UPDATED REVIEW: This strain is more indica dominant for me, but I love mixing it with a little more of a sativa dominant hybrid or a sativa strain (depending on what effects I'm looking for). Definitely gives me the giggles and I have to fight the munchies, but I do enjoy the slight indica effects of this strain.

Nice relaxing strain.