Golden Pineapple reviews

This is by far my favorite strain. I use it to chill out before I sleep or in social situations. It’s not too strong and it hits fast.

Perfect everyday strain with no anxiety.

Excellent strain. That’s it. Excellent. No, no; I must delve deeper into the true beauty which is this strain. The first hit I took from my pen left me utterly blowed away. The citrus smell caused my soul to be lifted into the cosmos. I then realized a tear had streamed down my check. Utter chaos, however there was beauty in it. After realizing what I had just experienced, my mind drifted into a deep slumber.

Amazing

Really wanted to enjoy it but it wow. Of all the strains I’ve smoked in the last year this is the only one that consistently gives me headaches after every time I smoke it. The high itself isn’t that great either, it’s sativa but not in a cerebral and uplifting or creative way. It’s more like a foggy lightheaded sort of high that doesn’t do you any favors.

Meh

This is a nice Sativa, worthy of a Sativa lover’s medicine cabinet. Decent energy boost, pretty clear headed and focused at lower doses, but still hits the head space pretty hard. I can see this getting really mentally distorting at higher doses— probably because as most have said this strain packs a punch, even at more modest thc levels like mine at 20-ish %. This head high hits early as some reviewers have said, then slowly settles down into an upbeat high. No negative thoughts or paranoia but mileage varies in that category. It has a Terpinolene profile (which is the orange on the terpene color chart) which seems best suited for me as far as keeping a positive mental state. Has a bit of an arousal effect which is a bonus. Body high is light but I feel it as more of a physical relaxation without the couch lock, so either doing chores or just relaxing are both happy choices. It kind of has one of those highs where you go on a bit of a trip for 3 or 4 hours. I’m really happy with Golden Pineapple.

Just reviewed a similar strain with a pineapple flavor- pineapple upside down cake. Both strains are pretty similarly really. If you’re looking for a tropical/exotic strain to try out, look no further. It’s pineapple forward, with a sweet and tropical flavor and aroma. The affects are a bit euphoric but not over-stimulating which is nice. For a sativa leaning hybrid it actually calms me down pretty well too. Of course I’d recommend Golden Pineapple if you see it