Granola Funk reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Granola Funk.
Calm relax feeling best before bed in my opinion. Pungent smell and earthy flavor
Intro: So due to being the third reviewer of this strain (why?), and only having two really brief reviews so far here on Leafly, I'mma have to take this seriously. I got pictures and everything, it will be long but informative ;)
General: Granola Funk by Meraki Gardens. Purchased from the wonderful folks at Nectar here in PDX. I struggled to decide between this and... shoot I can't remember. I don't think I can really remember anything right now.. geeezuz. I didn't see that coming. I should have cuz it's 30.7%!
ok.. super dumb kush high.
Looks: The bag appeal is up there with the Mona Lisa. Especially coming from a farm like Meraki, which in my opinion is the poster girl for what a successful cannabis farm should look like. check them out. You can barely see through the coat of gigantic Amber trichomes, but underneath is chunky hues of mostly purple. We are talking colors that you wouldn't even think could exist on a nugget, or in nature for that matter. My impression is honestly that this is a work of art, and I'm not trying to be grandiose I swear.
The smell matches the name really well. Matches the taste too but I'll get to that later. Imagine a soft cranberry granola bar. That's it EXACTLY! So sour and musky like you wouldn't believe.
Taste + Method: I love smoking joints so much. The joint wasn't huge because it's 30.7% THC. I'm guessing like .4. Creamy sour smoke. very smooth until the end of the joint when I started coughing. but that's fine because I get more high.
speaking of! I. AM. FADED. goner. out of commish. I have really bad nerve pain so that isn't going anywhere, but otherwise I feel fantastic. care free. lazy. maybe it's me, but I wouldn't want to be around strangers on this strain. bring outdoors in the summer at night sounds perfect on this ish.
anything else?? get some!!
When I smoke Granola Funk I laugh and laugh and laugh like when I was a teenager. Definitely, not a pre-Zoom meeting strain.
Chill but not too chill
August 9, 2020
Granola Funk smells sweet, with a scent reminiscent of cookies, with very bready, yeasty notes. The high is pretty stony, in the best way possible. It made me feel so good that I discovered the true meaning of “smoking weed doing absolutely nothing, such a pleasure.” In other words, all my motivation to be up and doing anything vanished completely, but it was so nice I didn’t mind that at all.
Fire fire fire I recommend this for all who have pain , taste is the best flavor smooth and sweet mighty tasty!!! 💯 percent!!!!
Very nice! Good smell and taste. Burned super slow.
Great flavor and taste.The fresher the better.A strong,heady high that doesn’t make you sleepy.