Granola Funk reviews

Once again Sonoran Roots has came through with another sicko strain. It’s unbelievable the level of quality that’s put into this Granola Funk. This is pure organic and most don’t realize the level of precision that’s put into a bud like this. I am honored to have sampled 3.5 of this beautiful specimen. I’m going back for more so don’t come knocking. Dave’s not here man, go get your own! ✌🏻

my favorite strain by far!! helps my anxiety and allows me to actually relax while still feeling functional!

One of my favorites recently this seems to be a staple at my local dispo. This is GSC reimagined. The lavender notes stick out to me, when you smoke it and smell it. A lot of fresh floral smells and flavor the effects are similar to gsc. The nugs are darker green and covered with trichomes. Chunky dense nugs

Not harsh to smoke, flavor isn’t sweet and is more skunky and leafy, taste stays on the side of your mouth for a couple of minutes. Effects are felt pretty quick and it immediately makes you feel good, relaxes the body but brings the energy up. Good weed to smoke outside on a sunny day. Definitely makes you feel positive and giggly, also carefree. Great high but lacks a little bit of punch for me personally as I’d say the high strength is about a 6/10. Smells great too

This strain is funky and I love it! Smells so good. And when you take a few hits or rips you gon be high alright.. GREAT stuff, especially wake and bake! Super focused, mindful and giggly, with no paranoia or anxiety!! I just chilled outside for a while then went in and started gaming, it was like the best start to my off day. 10/10

I can't speak to taste, I was in too much pain for that, but it INSTANTLY relaxed my spasming shoulder muscles and started in on my neck. It's a better muscle relaxer than pain killer, no wait, I spoke too soon. Wonderful relief. Soaring, unfocused, stoney bliss...

Intro: So due to being the third reviewer of this strain (why?), and only having two really brief reviews so far here on Leafly, I'mma have to take this seriously. I got pictures and everything, it will be long but informative ;) General: Granola Funk by Meraki Gardens. Purchased from the wonderful folks at Nectar here in PDX. I struggled to decide between this and... shoot I can't remember. I don't think I can really remember anything right now.. geeezuz. I didn't see that coming. I should have cuz it's 30.7%! ok.. super dumb kush high. Looks: The bag appeal is up there with the Mona Lisa. Especially coming from a farm like Meraki, which in my opinion is the poster girl for what a successful cannabis farm should look like. check them out. You can barely see through the coat of gigantic Amber trichomes, but underneath is chunky hues of mostly purple. We are talking colors that you wouldn't even think could exist on a nugget, or in nature for that matter. My impression is honestly that this is a work of art, and I'm not trying to be grandiose I swear. The smell matches the name really well. Matches the taste too but I'll get to that later. Imagine a soft cranberry granola bar. That's it EXACTLY! So sour and musky like you wouldn't believe. Taste + Method: I love smoking joints so much. The joint wasn't huge because it's 30.7% THC. I'm guessing like .4. Creamy sour smoke. very smooth until the end of the joint when I started coughing. but that's fine because I get more high. speaking of! I. AM. FADED. goner. out of commish. I have really bad nerve pain so that isn't going anywhere, but otherwise I feel fantastic. care free. lazy. maybe it's me, but I wouldn't want to be around strangers on this strain. bring outdoors in the summer at night sounds perfect on this ish. anything else?? get some!!

An amazingly potent strain. A really good high. Also the first and only one to set off my house’s smoke detector. Would recommend