Grape Ape reviews

Perfect strain to unwind after work. Completely relaxed yet energy to run around and get things done if needed. Great strain. Dank buds, recommended grinder for fluffy pile of bud

Started out good body tingly high. Then came the mellow. Found myself zoning out. Very calm. Focus was slow. Very lazy calming high. Not usually into straight Indicas, but I really enjoyed the slowing down effect and calming high Grape Ape gave me.

Smells and tastes like grape gum and lemon drops. Puts you in a fantastic mood and helps you sleep soundly. Makes you hungry, like "eat twice as much as normal" hungry. Plus an interesting effect that no other weed to date has had on me: I turned into a grinning idiot who literally couldn't stop smiling and laughing while watching Beavis and Butthead Do America. I am an engineer with a Master's and this turned me into a total grinning moron LOL. You gotta try this stuff, but you better not have anything important you have to get done :)

Bomb Diggity gave time stream if you're looking to chill and watch some National Geographic Channel you know what I'm saying yo peace I'm out

You're not on a diet, are you? No? Good. Because Ape Grape will turn you into the kind of person who strolls to the refrigerator in her underwear, goes on a belligerent snack hunt, and ultimately settles on a PB&J sammich because it can more effectively be eaten in bed than a leftover stirfry. I am REALLY hungry. And let me be clear. I ate a large dinner of pizza and fro yo (not even stoned when I made that brilliant life choice), and I somehow ended back in the kitchen and almost don't even recall telling myself to go in there. There was no hunger before smoking. Hunger hit me hard after 15 minutes. The sandwich did not satiate me. You know that new viral video of that adorable bear eating that awful woman's kayak? Well I'm the bear in this situation. Grape Ape made me THAT hungry. My sandwich was the kayak. Luckily I'm home alone with the cat and dogs, and their judgment of me is more acceptable than that of other humans. On a semi-related note, this strain is heavy on the I-need-to-go-bed-right-now feeling, and I have almost no motivation to do anything other than eat and talk to my cat. It isn't too grape-flavored, which is nice because grape's pretty gross, and I feel no anxiety, and my body high isn't too intense. I do, however, want more sandwich. Overall, this is a great strain. Just be prepared to be really really hungry, and be warned that your hunger may drive you to make a totally incoherent meal that you'd never eat when not high as anything on Grape Ape.

It kinda tasted like burnt apricot.

taste delicious.

this put me in a really good and relaxed mood. I started thinking really positive thoughts like how I need a haircut and I could probably do it myself. I wet my bangs and I cut them so well that I think I could do the rest of my head but I don't want to go too far. The point is whatever you think you can do, you can do. As long as it's not something really horrible like hurting a person or an animal. Then you shouldn't do it because you would be a total a-hole. I'm saying that if you think you could be a musician, then you can or if you want to lose some weight, you can. Just nothing evil. it's hard to explain in words.