Grease Monkey reviews

Fan of Cookies & Cream, and not of GG4. I've tried GG on a million different occasions, as flower, dabs, and edibles, and it just makes me feel depressed as shit. Tried grease monkey flower one with hopes it might be different and I was right! It has the heaviness, potency (31.0% THC), and gripping feel that I liked in GG4, but without any of the mental yuck that I felt with it before. Instead, the head high is ethereal and uplifting, without being too intense at all. Felt like I was being tightly wrapped in a big blanket. Buzzing and slightly disorienting head high. Shared a joint with my boyf and we felt like we were on a hot air balloon. Excellent for nighttime use, not ideal for daytime. Imo, best enjoyed if you have a night were u just want to be faded asf and feel nice and comforted. One of the only fully enjoyable couch locks I have ever experienced.

It’s a really nice strain. The only reason I give 4/5 stars is because it’s a really mellow smoke and I like something with a bit more kick. If you enjoy taking things easy and want a chill buzz, this is the weed for you. If you want something with more zip, I’d skip it or save it for a rainy day. ❤️❤️❤️

The funky monkey! My favorite indica strain. It’s just so good. Runtz but for indica. Get some.

Being in my 60’s and living through the most incredible times especially in music, This strain reminds me of what California weed was to us in the Deep South. Couch locked. Like putting on Pink Floyd Pulse live and a set of headphones.

Best strain I’ve ever had in my life.

4.1 Goodnight sweetheart, goodnight.

I know they smelled it, right? I’m higher than a mother fucker!

This is a very versatile strain for Wake N Bake, Sleep, or social events. It’s LOUD. The aroma is sweet , but yet skunky. It smells really fresh tho. The taste is good af. I definitely taste the cookies n cream side of it. Smooth smoke. Your body will melt and buzz all over. You will feel like you’re floating and just relaxing. So no pain or worries. I was super inspired and creative as well. If you’re out with friends and y’all smoke this, you WILL have a great time laughing and joking and turning up. Everything is good vibes while smoking this. I didn’t really get munchies super bad but keep a snack nearby and Keep water or stay hydrated because it does dry your mouth up , but ehhh. It’s worth it for sure.