Grease Monkey reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Grease Monkey.
This strain’s indica-dominant genetics saddle me, the consumer with a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that softens the blow of my chronic pain, nausea and stress.
Really though, this is medical grade purity. It is a strong, relaxing head buzz that softens your eyes and your muscles too. Will knock you out, has a little dry mouth and makes physical sensations much more pleasing than normal. I mix this with a little Purple Urkle or 9 pound hammer and it’s a powerfully therapeutic way to melt your stress and clear your mind.
Got mine from Ponderosa Releaf (they just opened three weeks ago. Their spot is amazing and they carry some of the purest and best-cured flower on the entire west side.)
Sedative strain for sure.
Gassy, deep woods earthy. With citrus, lavender, and spicy top notes. Sweet on inhale, expands in the lungs. Diesel on the exhale. The buds are tight and dense, yet soft and crystal covered when broken up. They have a deep iridescent forest green color, with vibrant orange hairs, and an almost candied look to it. You can smell the deliciousness of a packed bowl from across a house, this green beckons one caught by the smell of it directly to it.
This batch tested at 31.29 THC, with a CBD at 0.07.
>6 out of 5< \---*11 out of 10*---/ AK Specialty Grown
July 23, 2018
Love the way it relaxes me. Pain decrease. Most of the time I just giggle. Oh I only do edibles, not a smoker. Oh negative is my eyes dry so bad.
Very cerebral & relaxing. I don’t noticed too much mind stimulation just a happy mood & relaxed body.
Sought after and you will know why once you have tried it. Great overall clean and even high. Excellent beyond most others!
October 19, 2018
I haven't tried Grease Monkey yet, but I am growing a Clone. The buds and leaves have a lot of crystals on them. Leaves are sticky and pungent. A piney smell. It's also a very slow-growing plant. I can't wait!
I really enjoyed,this strain but needed,ample time to allow the euphoria to lessen.
October 26, 2018
Wavy baby just wavy!!