Green Crack reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Green Crack.
It does give you a slight dry mouth feeling but it gives me lots of energy and I get a euphoric feeling but I always end up getting sleepy and passing out and having the best naps 😂 definitely one of my favorites.
Wow. What a mind trip
Smoked around .6-.7 in a RAW joint, effects came on pretty quickly, first effects were felt only quarter way into the joint.
Makes your thoughts race extremely fast, heart beats very fast. Makes you kinda anxious at first
Felt extremely energised, literally you cannot sleep on this strain if you tried.
Still remember a funny part. This strain is such a trippy head high that when i closed my eyes during the peak i saw a wave of epic faces dancing literally. Elmo was also present. Played some upbeat music on the stereo and danced.
Very happy energetic strain but can make you anxious and paranoid
April 10, 2018
This is one of my favorite! It helps me be able to move so I can sleep it doesn’t keep me awake. It gave me the body numbness I needed and to not feel a lot of pain. And I’m always in pain. Being I had a spinal stroke. And then I have so many spinal problems and fibromyalgia along with lupus one of the best ones I’ve found yet.
November 20, 2018
Not up to the hype.
One of my all time favorites. Nice and energetic. Gives me focus and helps me get things done. Nice bright taste to it. If you need motivation to get things done, this will do it for you. Gives a nice body high in the background. No couch-lock, but it's like the more you move, the better your muscles feel. Got my backyard landscaped with it. Turned out very nice. Unlike some other sativas, you can be clear headed enough to think straight.
Green Crack has always been a favorite of mine. A lot of folks from my experience mention they taste hints of mango, but that hasn't been the case for myself. To me it has always tasted like a lemon tree. I do not mean it tastes like a lemon because it doesn't have a strong tangy taste. Rather, it tastes like the smell of the blossoms, the dirt of the earth, and with a little lemon zest.
Green Crack, based off my own anecdotal experiences, makes my body tingle like an opiate but I'm still able to be energetic. I can focus on classwork and sit comfortably though lectures. I can clean my apartment while still maintaining the same level of contentment of the sunglasses emoji. If you're looking for a nice boost of mental energy while maintaining a steady level of euphoria, in the words of the last gentleman helped me aquire some: "[Green Crack] is some quality shit".
Downsides? From personal experience I've found I can hit/surpass my comfortably high point unexpectedly quickly. You know when you're smoking and you get that "one hit" midway through a bowl that makes you realize you are NOT going to be able to finish that bowl? I tend to get those more with GC. If I'm not paying attention to how much I'm smoking I will go from 0—100 unexpectedly. I wish I could explain this better, but I'm struggling to find a proper way to explain this.
One interesting experience I had with Green Crack was once before a date (6hrs beforehand) and after 1 bowl I got way too high, I'll admit I had not smoked for about 5 days, however I am usually better at "handling my shit" as the kids say. I mean I'm a six year smoker, I'm better than that. Anyway, my anxiety went through the roof. I had unhealthy food for lunch that day, and GC made the bloated feeling that sometimes comes along with eating bad food intensify. I just felt awful. But the funny part is I managed to get myself together before the date. I had enough energy to tidy up my house, talk down my anxiety, hydrate, etc. It eventually got better, but the anxiety was my worst symptom.
5/5
This strain is one punch in the face. Each time I have smoked this, it has been north of 24% THC. It tastes like a lovely spring salad in the summer, but hits you like Babe Ruth's bat. I will continue to smoke this as much as I can!!!
This was easily the single fluffiest bud I’ve ever had. It was like breaking up packing peanuts. The issue with how fluffy the weed is when broken down is that it tends to burn up very quick. I smoked this in a blunt and it felt like the entire thing was gone in two minutes. I get a pretty good body high from this strain and just feel super relaxed and chill. Cotton mouth is a real bitch though from this stuff.