Green Crack reviews

Okay, let’s get one thing straight—Green Crack from Pull Up DC might sound intense, but trust me, it’s all-natural, all-cannabis, and all-about that instant pick-me-up. If you ever wake up dragging your feet or hit a mid-afternoon slump, this is the strain you want on standby. When I cracked open the bag, I got smacked with this tangy, tropical aroma that reminded me of fresh mango slices—sweet, juicy, and mouthwatering. The buds themselves were tight, bright green, and sparkling with trichomes, promising exactly the energetic lift I was craving. A few puffs in, and boom—mental fog gone, focus locked in, and my mood turned all the way up. It’s like a cup of strong coffee minus the jitters but with a side of pure bliss. Tasks I’d been putting off? Suddenly manageable. Conversations? Effortless. Even chores felt fun, which is saying a lot! What I love is how clear-headed and dialed-in I feel—there’s no couch lock, no wandering thoughts—just a smooth, upbeat buzz that keeps me motivated and sociable. If you ever need a creative boost or an attitude adjustment, Green Crack is the perfect companion. As the high mellowed out, I noticed no heavy crash or foggy come-down. Instead, I felt light, uplifted, and calm, ready to ease into the rest of my day without feeling wiped out. It leaves you with this lingering sense of contentment and clarity—exactly what you want from a true daytime strain. If you’re battling fatigue, stress, or that all-too-familiar afternoon slump, Green Crack from Pull Up DC is your new best friend. It delivers sharp energy, laser focus, and a happy vibe that’ll keep you moving, chatting, and getting things DONE. Keep it on deck for busy days, creative sessions, or anytime you need to turn “blah” into “heck yes!”

I will never forget the 1st time I smoked this, it was in 2007 & I was going thru A LOT & I was fairly young at 22 yrs of age & in 4 months I got diagnosed with bipolar disorder, my fiance left me and had to sell the home I was so happy and proud of myself for providing (fiance didn't work), had to move in with my parents til I found a new place, and then got arrested and went to jail for beating up a drunk guy who started the fight, then lost my job as a high end mortgage broker. I was extremely depressed and even suicidal to be honest, I went to the dispensary and told the bud tender to give me whatever he'd give to the most depressed and emotionally exhausted person on earth & w/out hesitation he walked directly to where the 8ths of green crack were, I took 1 hit and it was smooth and had kind of an old school taste to it which isn't a bad thing, and the high hit me quick! I took my 2nd puff off the joint & immediately after exhaling all of my problems, worries & it was like the Green Crack made my brain immune to thinking about/feeling negativity & all of a sudden all of these realistic positive thoughts hit me regarding fixing my life and I was SOOO happy and euphoric, did a bunch of cleaning, worked out, and I swore right then that ANYTIME Green Crack is available I'm buying some. To this day I've yet to find a sativa as good as this as far as motivation, inspiration, and tackling all problems/obstacles. Unfortunately I've only came across it once since then and that was 7 yrs ago and gave me the same high. Id kill to get some well grown Green Crack.

This is amazing.a good blast of this,and your off to see the wizard.You just feel wonderful in so many ways,Hotbox with this in the closet,when you come out,your gonna feel like you walked in a whole other world,video games and music are amazing and you don't come down from this flight until about 4 hours,your just drifting away with good thoughts,This will make you not worry about the light bill,rent,and if you end up homeless than so be it.Until it rubs off and reality hits,I watched Yoga and Twerk videos for 5 straight hours,completely fascinating NO CAP!!!!

In sum, why I love this strain! Active Nausea, Dizziness, Vertigo, Pain Relief, Post workout soreness, gives you the energy and mood to either run a few miles or finally start that fresh journal with your own songs or thoughts, or drawings. HELPED me with my conditions: ADHD (focus effect:3/5. It can be useful for focusing, but can cause you to space out). SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER (very talkative, less anxious about social situations). GASTROPARESIS with my acute nausea) with PARAINSOMNIA (though anecdotal reports, I’ve noticed the severity of my nightmares decreased while more neutral dreams) NARCOLEPSY (makes me less tired and more energetic…) Product Types of this strain: Live Resin, Distillate Cartridge, Edibles, Flower This is the only strain that I can walk away from this for a couple days, to be able to get its full effects.

This green crack tastes amazing and I smoked a joint. I was gone. This strain is the strongest since I first tried med weed. I always come back. She's a sativa so im uplifted in the mood and very chatty. After it settled in, It had taken over me. There's a paranoid element to it. So I think it would give most people an anxiety at higher doses but it's very hazy. Not much in the body. Im just sitting outside with the dogs enjoying myself . The good feeling lasted for quite a while too and wasn't sleepy on the comedown.

All strains, whether they be indica or sativa, should ultimately be relaxing to the body, mind and soul. For the first few years of my foray into cannabis, I started with Indicas and found most to be relaxing and sedating to degrees. When I finally decided to give the "other side" a try (cantaloupe haze was my first), it was like a new awakening to and from the herb. From that point on, I have enjoyed various strains of both sativa's and indicas and hybrids, finding therapeutic effects in many, some more than others. Green Crack has a somewhat intimidating name, but after my realization that I love sativa's, I gave this strain a try. GC produces effects that no other strain can or does. An almost alchemy experience of calm, focused body energy, and a mind-opening effect that is a bit psychedelic in nature. Green Crush, as I prefer to call it, because it's effects are nothing like that of crack, offers body comfort and hours of introspective or extroverted bliss. One of my favorite sativas.

Amazing all the way around this strain is a perfect head high and I can relax on it it smells and taste just like a mango I was actually super surprised how much it smelt like a mango, gives you a very happy feeling super talkative I feel like I could take on the world but I also don’t wanna really get up LOL but I could I’m so stoned right now smoked a 2 gram joint and I’m just laying here after being outside with the dogs and I’m bouts to put on my show and have a blast definitely a great strain for daytime use or if your just getting home after a long day! I’d 110% recommend this to anyone

Just ignited a Green Crack joint, and it’s an experience that transcends the ordinary—a journey through a fragrant symphony of citrus and earth. Imagine opening a basket of freshly picked tropical fruits, where the sweet aroma of ripe mango mingles with a zesty lime overtone, awakening your senses like a gentle breeze in a sun-dappled orchard. Upon first inhale, the flavor profile is nothing short of exquisite: a harmonious blend of sweet and tangy notes dances across the palate, reminiscent of a fine tropical sorbet that balances indulgence with refreshing zest. This complex bouquet is underpinned by a subtle earthiness, grounding the taste and leaving a lingering, sophisticated finish. The effects of Green Crack are immediate and invigorating, akin to the first rays of dawn breaking over a serene landscape. A surge of clarity and energy courses through your veins, igniting creativity and sharpening focus. This strain doesn’t just lift your mood; it catapults it to exhilarating heights, where motivation and euphoria coexist in perfect harmony. **Benefits:** Green Crack is a revelation for those battling fatigue, stress, or the creative doldrums. It's an intellectual muse, an energizing companion that banishes the mundane and invites you to see the world through a lens of vibrant possibility. Ideal for daytime use, it turns every task into a delightful endeavor, infusing life with a contagious enthusiasm. In essence, Green Crack is not merely a strain; it is a celebration of flavor and function, a Michelin-star experience in the realm of cannabis that invites you to indulge in its brilliance, one delightful puff at a time. - CommonToker