Green Crack reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Green Crack.
One of my all time favorites. Nice and energetic. Gives me focus and helps me get things done. Nice bright taste to it. If you need motivation to get things done, this will do it for you. Gives a nice body high in the background. No couch-lock, but it's like the more you move, the better your muscles feel. Got my backyard landscaped with it. Turned out very nice. Unlike some other sativas, you can be clear headed enough to think straight.
This was easily the single fluffiest bud I’ve ever had. It was like breaking up packing peanuts. The issue with how fluffy the weed is when broken down is that it tends to burn up very quick. I smoked this in a blunt and it felt like the entire thing was gone in two minutes. I get a pretty good body high from this strain and just feel super relaxed and chill. Cotton mouth is a real bitch though from this stuff.
This strain is one punch in the face. Each time I have smoked this, it has been north of 24% THC. It tastes like a lovely spring salad in the summer, but hits you like Babe Ruth's bat. I will continue to smoke this as much as I can!!!
You literally feel like you're on crack. I got really energetic/ hyper, tingly and very focused. It enhances sexual pleasures in a good way and it's long lasting. BUT I had a negative reaction when I was upset and high on this. I got really nervous and my heart started to beat really fast and I had to put cold water in my face and lay down. I do recommend it, it's a fun high but only if you're going to be in a happy state of mind.
seeing as how this was my first introduction to official West Coast medicinal marijuana it will always hold a place in my heart
Appearance:8/10 the batch that I smoked was healthy medium sized squatty but densely packed looking buds the color was sort of a neon forest green with Garfield orange hairs very exotic to my young pupils at the time
Smell&Taste:8.5/10 the smell in the jar and part of the inhale was very citrusy with just a hint of chemical i e lemon Windex with slight ammonia the smell in the air after exhale was very warm earthy almost Woody with lemon undertones
Effects:7.5/10 I'll be completely honest with you it was my first time smoking loud(lab tested mmj that is) so I cough my brains out but after the initial Spacey rushy head change that was almost narcotic in nature (was not a fan of that) I just became euphorically happy and energized very chatty all my problems became intrinsically worthless then right in the middle of my anxiety and worry free social Love Fest that good old friend Andy Arousal set in and let me tell you fellas my old lady at the time was very much in the same position I was that definitely was a added bonus with this strain
Overall:8/10 despite the funky name and less-than-stellar head change that would give Tyrone Biggums wet dreams GC won me over with its stereotypical West Coast sativa looks versatile industrial lemon and earthy flavors medical and recreational consumers alike will appreciate it's energy inducing anxiety melting conversation promoting effects couples will appreciate that the bond isn't the only thing couples will appreciate that the bong isn't going to be the only thing getting fired up that night😜
this stuff is AMAZING. truly god tier weed. i've never smoked the gc buds, but have had green crack dabs multiple times and they never fail to make me feel absolutely euphoric. it's almost like being on ecstasy, without being so intense. you're just happy. i feel so giggly and light and genuinely happy and peaceful, i went and explored a buddhist temple while high on green crack dabs (and some skywalker og buds) and it was a great experience. these dabs will make you very uplifted. you'd be good to have a small dab before work! seriously, this is great. it doesn't give me munchies too badly, either. and, it's so great for chronic pain, and for depression. totally would recommend to anyone for anything.
November 20, 2018
Not up to the hype.
This is a great sativa strain to elevate mood and melt away stress. Its a very energetic and uplifted high. Great if you need to get stuff done around the house or if your looking for a smoke to go with some outdoor recreation. For me, it does have the ability to make my heart race a little so beware of that. I get a little anxious from time to time and tend to stay away from pure sativas but this one made me more happy that anxious.