Green Crack reviews

Indica dominant with high CBD, this is perfect for pain and stress/anxiety. It relieved my PTSD as well.

My two buddies and i got this strain from some brown guy from sauga. Great guy. I toke the honours of having the second toke (This was the first time we smoked this sub sub class of marijuana). As our bro-sesh escalated, our conversation got on a whol' notha level. Since im in electrical engineering, and my buddies are in Mechatronics, and Mechanical Engineering we talk about school when we get high. Suddenly, I slammed my fist on the table to describe the frequency of oscillating molecules in the table. Using Euler's Equation, and basic Calculus learned in our engineering education (not EIT). We challenged ourselves to find an expression for these frequencies. We all took another toke and forgot about it. JOKING. Its ay''+by'+cy = 0. This was as far we could go without doing testing on the physical factors that affected this equation. Pre-Lab done. Green Crack, I rate this.

This was the first sativa strain I tried. And so far the only one. My first two times got me a little light headed and after an hour or so I felt motivated, happy, creative, calm. An all mild over body high and immediate clear mind. Something I could def do on a daily.

It is everything and then some. It definitely gave me a boost of energy. Lord knows I needed that!!

Definitely if you have a bunch of shit that you need to get done and don't have time to be lazy.. Green Crack is the way to go. I felt uplifted and the same time of full amount of energy. I recommend this product to anyone that needs energy and uplifting

not impressed

A really energizing strain. Makes you wanna dance, great for parties. Be careful though, as it can trick you into believing you are more clear headed than you are

Bear with me here: this is one of the weirdest experiences I've had while high and it happened on green crack. I went over to my buddy's house to smoke a couple bowls of GC out of his new bong. Pretty classic: about a foot tall, normal sized downstem, no percs, but it did have ice catchers. We went onto his deck and smoked 3 decent sized bowls. It's probably worth mentioning both of us were breaking a dry spell of about 2.5 months... I was downstairs in his basement washing the bong out and I was chill. I was high as balls, but I was chill. My buddy comes flying down the stairs completely tweaked screaming that he's not ok. This freaked me out, but I was able to calm him down and get him upstairs to his living room. We ordered chinese food (by some miracle I didn't make an ass of myself ordering it) and we sat down to eat. I told him that if he ate he would feel better, and I remember not being super hungry and kinda picking at my chicken and broccoli while watching him devour his order of sesame chicken, pork dumplings, and for some reason, milk. We were on the couch in his living room watching Aziz Ansari (who is funny as shit when you're stoned) and he's still tweaking. I reached over and tried to calm him down, at which point he stands up and proceeds to vomit up the insane amount of chinese food and milk he just consumed all over the persian rug. He throws up for a little while and I finally manage to comprehend the situation and get him into the bathroom. He finishes puking while I figure out the best course of action to get this shit off the rug before his parents find out and kill him. It took me 2 different vacuum cleaners, a full roll of paper towels, a half bottle of seltzer, and about an hour and a half to clean up the vomit. I was stoned shitless the whole time, so 1.5 hours is kind of impressive. Eventually, the only evidence was a faint stain. My friend was completely shot, so like all good friends would do I brought him up to his room, got him to brush his teeth, change his clothes, and into bed. Then I went downstairs, smoked the rest of his weed, finished the Aziz standup, and raided his fridge. Trust me, it's what he would have wanted. Green crack is a great strain, but you gotta know what you're getting into. THIS IS FOR SEASONED SMOKERS ONLY. We've since smoked it again together and it ended up fine, so just make sure you know what you're getting into and pace yourself when you're eating (this goes for all strains). Hope you enjoyed!