Green Crack reviews

Pretty short high, but a good short high.

Bear with me here: this is one of the weirdest experiences I've had while high and it happened on green crack. I went over to my buddy's house to smoke a couple bowls of GC out of his new bong. Pretty classic: about a foot tall, normal sized downstem, no percs, but it did have ice catchers. We went onto his deck and smoked 3 decent sized bowls. It's probably worth mentioning both of us were breaking a dry spell of about 2.5 months... I was downstairs in his basement washing the bong out and I was chill. I was high as balls, but I was chill. My buddy comes flying down the stairs completely tweaked screaming that he's not ok. This freaked me out, but I was able to calm him down and get him upstairs to his living room. We ordered chinese food (by some miracle I didn't make an ass of myself ordering it) and we sat down to eat. I told him that if he ate he would feel better, and I remember not being super hungry and kinda picking at my chicken and broccoli while watching him devour his order of sesame chicken, pork dumplings, and for some reason, milk. We were on the couch in his living room watching Aziz Ansari (who is funny as shit when you're stoned) and he's still tweaking. I reached over and tried to calm him down, at which point he stands up and proceeds to vomit up the insane amount of chinese food and milk he just consumed all over the persian rug. He throws up for a little while and I finally manage to comprehend the situation and get him into the bathroom. He finishes puking while I figure out the best course of action to get this shit off the rug before his parents find out and kill him. It took me 2 different vacuum cleaners, a full roll of paper towels, a half bottle of seltzer, and about an hour and a half to clean up the vomit. I was stoned shitless the whole time, so 1.5 hours is kind of impressive. Eventually, the only evidence was a faint stain. My friend was completely shot, so like all good friends would do I brought him up to his room, got him to brush his teeth, change his clothes, and into bed. Then I went downstairs, smoked the rest of his weed, finished the Aziz standup, and raided his fridge. Trust me, it's what he would have wanted. Green crack is a great strain, but you gotta know what you're getting into. THIS IS FOR SEASONED SMOKERS ONLY. We've since smoked it again together and it ended up fine, so just make sure you know what you're getting into and pace yourself when you're eating (this goes for all strains). Hope you enjoyed!

Great cerebral high. Makes you question reality but makes you extremely hungry. Don't smoke it unless you have access to a lot of food and drink, because you will feel like a starving african child on the brink of death from malnutrition.

Great head high that comes on quick. Citrus taste with some earthiness to it. Super green buds that were sticky and full. I stayed super happy and had some eye itch but that's about it. Did not last super long but long enough to enjoy. Definitely helps concentration and focus. No couch lock with this one.

I'm Bitelip. My aim is to find the perfect strain and conditions for sex and masturbation... Took a big hit around 10pm and a few little puffs. Fucking strong in shatter form. Very psychedelic after just 10 mins. Felt like I was floating around. Not sure how I'd be able to be this high during the day. Watching my wife paint a skull was a trip. Horniness: 5/10 - I didn't exactly want to fuck but I did want to go to bed and see what happens. Sex: 8/10 - Had sex about 1.5 hrs after first hits. Felt great. Gave me extra strength and stamina. Should try masturbation.

Focused but heavy high. Very relaxing, with warm breath. Aware and lucid, but in a daze. Decreased pain. Open.

It was a gorgeous looking bud with a delicate smell. Sweet, earthy, and slightly minty. :) In terms of taste this strain is quite lovely. It's a little harsh on the inhale and tastes like pure herb and citrus. The exhale was super smooth and sweet! Almost like candy. ^.^ I like the exhale through my nose for pleasure and to get a better sense of the smells and flavors. It was super citrus like fresh oranges. It's very cerebral and uplifting :) perfect for depression. It doesn't make me sleepy at all and it's perfect for the day time :)

it's one of the bests sativas strain I have tried if not the best. You can identify really quickly it's effects, it's strong. Tastes a little like wood, good taste. In my opinion a strain with the pure escense of a sativa.