Hawaiian reviews

The history of Pakalōlō (the Hawaiian word for cannabis meaning: crazy or numbing tobacco; paka = tobacco, lōlō = crazy or numbing) in Hawai’i is a subject shrouded in mystery and myth, lost in the aromatic mists of time, similar to the now extinct dinosaurs of the hit movie Jurassic Park filmed here on the breathtaking Hawaiian islands we call home. As those of us lucky enough to have deeply inhaled sweet pungent mind warping tropical Hawaiian Pakalōlō strains like Maui Wowie, Kona Gold, Puna Buddaz, Kaua’i Electric, and Moloka’i Purpz can attest, true authentic Hawaiian Pakalōlō is the finest and most exquisite delicacy in all of the cannabis kingdom. Unfortunately numerous Hawaiian Pakalolo strains have followed the dinosaurs down the road to extinction. Hawaiian Pakalōlō is an endangered species, holding on by a hemp thread connected to the hearts and souls of Hawai’i ‘Ohana (family) who have dedicated their lives to preserve the heritage of Hawaiian Pakalōlō genetics, guerilla growing freedom fighters engaged in an unjust war against a sacred medicinal plant utilized by humanity as a medicine, rope, fabric, paper, along with countless other applications as far back as 8000 B.C. Many epic Hawaiian Landrace strains have already gone extinct due to a cannabis eradication program known here in Hawai’i as Operation Green Harvest, as well as the introduction of many non-Hawaiian Pakalōlō strains like ’98 Aloha White Widow who originates from Amsterdam and finishes weeks before longer flowering Hawaiian Sativa strains like Kona Gold (finishing in 10-14 weeks as opposed to White Widow and her expedited 8 weeks of flowering) saving weeks of paying the high cost of electricity in Hawai’i for indoor growers or finishing outdoors before Green Harvest helicopters can descend from the sky armed with automatic weapons to pilfer Pakalōlō cultivated in paradise, caressed by warm loving rays of tropical Hawaiian sunlight.

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this is a great Sativa strain. it keeps me alert and focused without the jitteryness which I tend to get from some sativas. I can smoke some of this in the morning and feel alert or smoke at night and feel relaxed. helps with muscle and joint pain as well.

Solid strain. Overall relaxed feeling.

What this site calls Energetic I guess is what I would call Racy. I don't like Racy. Took out my heart pressure monitor after getting nicely loaded on this stuff and my Pulse was over 100. Not my idea of relaxing fun. Other than that. It is a great tasting Sativa delivering a very plugged on kinda high. Like your high can relate more with the buzz of the air conditioner than the pretty music playing on the opposite side of the room. The way that AC is just plugging away at 2000 mph? That's how you feel. LOL. Delivers home run like fast potent high. Not really a HUGE mood lifter, but it does enough to satisfy. I'm gonna stay away from this one, but you might like it.

Incredibly pungent, fruity, oily aroma. Relaxing and giggly effects set in immediately. Perfect hybrid strain!

Great high and the flavors is nice

Good light flavor and sweet smell. Good for someone who is new to weed or for someone who doesn't like a harsh weed flavor.