Moonwalker Kush reviews

They did IT! The crazy bastards did IT! 32%! What the hell were you thinking -- THIRTY-TWO percent? Was there a day when the growers of this Godzilla weed were saying, "Shit, I wanna be REALLY high, but I'm all outta dabs!"? Because I have a lot of theories as to how one decides that 32% THC in buddage form was even remotely a sane idea. Now most of these ideas of mine are total garbage, so you might have to supply your own, but the main idea here is ain't nobody done need no 32% THC weed! OR DO THEY? Because once you've taken this shit out for a drive on the one-hit test, your perceptions of what it means to be REAL fuckin' high are going to change. Couch-lock? I've got pinstripes on my ass from sitting on this corduroy couch for so long. In fact, I'm so high right now that I hallucinated we elected an angry midget the color of a bowl of Cheetos for President. Oh, fuck, we did? I sure am glad I have a sack of THIRTY-FUCKING-TWO PERCENT weed right now! Seriously, 'tho, how the hell am I gonna make this eighth last four years?

WOW! Very potent weed, I highly recommend. If I had to choose between Moonwalker and GSC, I’d probably choose Moonwalker 8 times out of ten, only because it’s good to change it up once in a while.

My favorite!!!! Amazing high!!! Rolled w/ Backwoods Originals (Saskatchewan) 10/18

Great strain smell wonderful smooth smoke buds look amazing highly recommended this strain ofn

Call me a safe, cause I was locked... couch locked that is. I couldnt have gotten up if you'd have told me Pizza Hut was giving away free baby pandas with every purchase. Pizza and pandas? Who can say no to that? But every time I went to move, Gandalf stood before me yelling, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" The white wizard then took his staff and turned every piece of furniture in my apartment into dank cannabis. A shire's worth of weed man... a shire's worth of weed...

I am a Kush Kondisouer, and this one is most definately in my top 3 most favorite. Very relaxing and highly sedative

A description simply wouldn't do this strain justice, do yourself a favor and at least pick up a little pre roll just to gift yourself the experience of its superb relaxing effects.

This has to be the perfect balance of body and body effects. Had this in a BHO shatter, and it obliterated all the stress pain and nuisance of the day. I will keep this in the sewing kit from now on.