Mr. Nice Guy reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Mr. Nice Guy.
Amazing for pain, insomnia and depression. Great for day time and night time use. My favorite strain yet!
pungent. Gives you a good head high. very relaxing.
January 14, 2016
man......this right here....call myself catchin a buzz before work....taught me a lesson.....and the lesson was if i work faded i do great work got a raise too....thanks mr.nice
Mr. Nice from Five Zero Trees is a beautiful and crystal-fuzzy strain for rest, creativity, relaxation, and maintaining focus. I love it as a late-night cap in order to settle down and get a good night's sleep. During the day, it sets a calming mood for artistic and creative focus to accomplish tasks. Recommended for sleep problems, ADHD, focus, and creative producing!
Unlike the above contradictory remarks about how Mr. Nice makes people both tired and energetic at the same time, let me tell you a little bit about the cordial but not so cordial welcoming Mr. Nice bestowed upon my very own butt-hole!
After spreading my cheeks wide and putting Mr.Nice in my mouth, I was hungry. Three entire peanut butter (NO JELLY!) sandwiches later I was stuffed. Two hours later an assault reigned down on my defenseless toilet bowl so heinous, that i found myself apologizing to the bidet for any harm i may have caused his dear friend. You see, Mr. Nice is Mr. Wrong when it comes to you and your butt-hole....or at least me and my butt-hole.
Honest confession; I'm a man! But outside of being just a man, i've taken some very serious shits in my days. And while i'm gonna be perfectly candid with myself and tell myself that I understand this post is childish and immature, my backside pooh hole cannot go on another day without explaining or letting be known the events of last night. Never, and I mean NEVER, has anything so foul come out from behind me and reeked havoc to such a degree, then the shit that dropped out from behind me last night.
Did I mention it gets worse? Of course not! But it did.
The back bowl pooh stains that blemished the deep thoroughs of my toilet last night are still surmounting a heavy offensive this morning. What was three independent drops has now amassed to a back wall of brown, similar to that of paint dripping down a canvas, which cannot be sponged, loofahed, or flushed away. As I sit here I worry about what's gonna cum out next and how much more damage it's going to inflict.
I prey thee take my advice to heart! While some of you will experience some of the more common side effects of Mr. Nice, others of you will not. And if you are one of the few who just so happens to fall into my category, sore butt-cheeks, foul aromas, and tarnished toilet bowls are but a few of the things you should could come to expect when inhaling Mr. Nice through your nostrils or mouth.
May Jesus and Allah smile down on you with the force of a thousand angels!!!
-Matt
May 16, 2016
Really relaxing, super mello
wonderful for pain and relaxation, as well as sleep! This strain was wonderful
Good shit. Very dominant indica.
Earthy body, fruity finish.