Mr. Nice Guy reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Mr. Nice Guy.
October 8, 2015
I love this strain. It relaxes me, and gives me a nice, calm, euphoric high. doesn't keep me from doing any regular activities, however. Keeps me focused if I'm working on something.
Total bomb. Hits like a rolling wave... Builds slowly and then crashes you in the face. One of my favorites now. Stronger high than OGK and has a whole body high similar to Death Star. Top notch strain.
Unlike the above contradictory remarks about how Mr. Nice makes people both tired and energetic at the same time, let me tell you a little bit about the cordial but not so cordial welcoming Mr. Nice bestowed upon my very own butt-hole!
After spreading my cheeks wide and putting Mr.Nice in my mouth, I was hungry. Three entire peanut butter (NO JELLY!) sandwiches later I was stuffed. Two hours later an assault reigned down on my defenseless toilet bowl so heinous, that i found myself apologizing to the bidet for any harm i may have caused his dear friend. You see, Mr. Nice is Mr. Wrong when it comes to you and your butt-hole....or at least me and my butt-hole.
Honest confession; I'm a man! But outside of being just a man, i've taken some very serious shits in my days. And while i'm gonna be perfectly candid with myself and tell myself that I understand this post is childish and immature, my backside pooh hole cannot go on another day without explaining or letting be known the events of last night. Never, and I mean NEVER, has anything so foul come out from behind me and reeked havoc to such a degree, then the shit that dropped out from behind me last night.
Did I mention it gets worse? Of course not! But it did.
The back bowl pooh stains that blemished the deep thoroughs of my toilet last night are still surmounting a heavy offensive this morning. What was three independent drops has now amassed to a back wall of brown, similar to that of paint dripping down a canvas, which cannot be sponged, loofahed, or flushed away. As I sit here I worry about what's gonna cum out next and how much more damage it's going to inflict.
I prey thee take my advice to heart! While some of you will experience some of the more common side effects of Mr. Nice, others of you will not. And if you are one of the few who just so happens to fall into my category, sore butt-cheeks, foul aromas, and tarnished toilet bowls are but a few of the things you should could come to expect when inhaling Mr. Nice through your nostrils or mouth.
May Jesus and Allah smile down on you with the force of a thousand angels!!!
-Matt
Smooth and strong high that creeps! Love it.
Not my favorite feels harsh on the throat at times. Makes you relaxed and feeling lazy for hours.
September 30, 2015
great nighttime smoke, knock your ass into slept land everytime.
June 8, 2015
wanna sleep and have high dreams? this is the strain for your brain. indica. body. body. sleep.
May 23, 2015
nice