Orange Crush reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Orange Crush.
tulsa, ok: higher up breads this stain and hits the nail on the head. very stinky. awesome.
Super interesting high. So much promise. But it falls short. Let me explain.
It actually FEELS like a tangerine kind of day. It EMOTIONALLY COLOURS your day POSITIVELY. And that is AMAZING. Imagine if you could just shift your EMOTIONS into POSITIVE, SUNNY, EMOTIONS. This would be the strain for you.
But there's a big flaw: it makes you LOSE TRACK of your thoughts with even a minimal dose. So if you thought you could take this and BE POSITIVE, and get work done, I'm afraid you'll have to think again, DUMBASS!!! You will be positive, bordering on MANIC, but you WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET WORK DONE because of the FLAW in this bud which is that it makes it TOO HARD to stay on track of your thoughts.
Interestingly, the effects are VERY SIMILAR to a low, half-dose (50microgram dose) of LSD (a non-marijuana based potent Psychedelic), because that compound SIMILARLY makes it impossible to keep track of your thoughts as they wander off, and for the VERY SAME REASON, LSD is not good to work on. LSD is still better to work on than Orange Crush, because Orange Crush moves you into Manic mode more predictably than LSD which does not necessarily move you into manic mode. So it's actually WORSE than LSD on every level, and - let me tell you something - LSD ain't that great for work either, but OC is VERY CLOSE to low-dose LSD. The one thing that makes it better than low-dose LSD is that low-dose LSD lasts 8-15 hours, OC only lasts 4 hours, AND on low-dose LSD it's possible to have a bad trip on low-dose LSD, and on OC, it is not as easy to have a bad trip, it's simply too uplifting. Low-dose LSD can also cause vaso-constriction, whereas OC does not. The only thing that is possible on Orange Crush, because of it's Sativa heritage is to get anxiety and paranoia.
OC reminds me of a favorite TV show: The OC. It feels as positive as that TV show did, which is INCREDIBLE. But again, there's this in build flaw in Orange Crush that starts even at tiny doses. And that 1 flaw screws the bud up off what it could be - which is BEYOND PERFECT.
It does also PUSH YOU INTO A BORDERLINE MANIC STATE IF YOU TAKE TOO MUCH, which is BAD. But if you take the right amount, you're suddenly emotionally positive. Which is MAGIC. And I wish that was the ONLY effect, but alas it effects your ability to do work, which, to me, makes it SO PROMISING, but ultimately USELESS.
If someone could breed the LOSING TRACK OF THOUGHTS MANIC aspect OUT of this bud, I would be in love, as you would now have a bud that JUST shifts your emotions to the right place and does nothing else. You would have THE PERFECT BUD.
But this guy packs that second punch of losing track, and that sucks.
3/5, but it has the potential to be 10/5 if someone could breed the manic lost thoughts out of it.
This strain was pretty good. High hits almost instantaneously but mellows off too quickly in my opinion. Maybe if I had this in it’s flower form then it would stay longer?
This strain feels like the stereotypical effects of a Sativa-dominant strain dialed to the absolute max. No sedation, consistent creative energy, and an overall uplifting effect characterizes Orange Crush. My favorite Sativa to date.
Had a citrus, tangy flavor to it. Definitely had cottonmouth and dry eyes. Helped me feel relaxed yet energized.
Favorite bud growing up. Taste like smarties candy. Was high af for hours!
I feel highly relaxed but still totally functioning. A super great daytime smoke when you might need to be productive. 👌
Tastes amazing and is super stimulating.
August 26, 2019
Smoked this one in wax form—quality high with noticeable improvements in creativity, but the dry mouth was equally noticeable.