Pineapple Haze reviews

I'm looking at a 1/2 ounce of Pineapple Haze and it's a beautiful sight. There are three exceptionally large buds in the batch, which I've stashed away in a humidor, at between 68 and 72 percent humidity, as per the hygrometer. The buds are incredibly sticky and very, very pungent, with a whiff of pineapple, but mainly an overwhelming flowery, almost perfume like aroma that is filling the room. Don't try and sneak this one by Deputy Barney Fife, (for all you old timers who like Andy of Mayberry), because even a man with both his nostrils stuffed up with a severe sinus infection will smell a good fresh bud of Pineapple Haze. They really are beautiful flowers, with these specimens artfully manicured to reveal the orange hairy crevices filled with big crystal formations, shimmering under a high intensity flashlight, as I hold it up, in a form of ritualistic worship, for this herb is 5 Star material, and then some. Very sturdy, stout and firm, these buds mean business, unlike many Sativa varieties that may ripen with a bit of fluff to the bud, these Pineapple Haze buds are solid, and really quite beautiful. Almost a shame to have to break them apart some day, but life moves on, and with these buds to fuel my journey, I feel confident that the spirit in these flowers will have no problem being sacrificed in order for me to be transfigured into a higher being, for, as right now, I'm a lower being. Now for my description of the smoking experience: Hold on to your armrests after you take a hit of this fine, deep, rich herb. This is serious stuff, for unlike many Sativa strains, this is a heavy hitting, almost harsh if you take in too much, smoke, that expands in the lungs and can facilitate a cough, and perhaps, even worse in novice smokers, nausea and bladder splatter, so be forewarned. Wow, I feel the effects after one medium sized hit! I kid you not. That's amazing...I've been smoking marijuana for 45 years, and this might be the strongest Sativa if been lucky enough to smoke. The only Sativa that comes close is Ghost Train Haze, but this Pineapple Haze is stronger. I'm sitting here watching the Packers vs Falcons football game after a pipe load, ( Packers are getting killed), and I'm as high as a kite, but able to multitask enough to watch the game with one eye, and write this review with the other. Yep, this is a 5 Star Hall of Fame inductee in the John 18 Humdinger Hall of Soulfulness. Thank you to the Great Spirit for your existence, and thank you to the breeders for taking this plant to its potential.

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Avid stoner and this got me nice and high. Giggly, pain free and kept going for at least 6 hours.

I tried it in a Cold pressed, small batch locally in DC. we found it at PuffPuffDc.com delivery. The entire experience with the company,the strain and DC was awesome. Pineapple Haze has a smooth, fruity kind of hit. I found it a slight creeper. One hit was um, second hit was a nice elevated happy feeling, hit 3 and I knew this strain would be a new favorite of my daytime menu. It helped with creativity and organizational skills. In whole making me happy ,smiley and generally a great day to go outside and explore the world after work kind of day. 🌞

The pineapple is noticeable but otherwise pretty standard strain. Fluffy and light.

You can definitely tell this is a Sativa gives you that full body high, but made me a bit paranoid to be be honest but I am more used to Indica Hybrid stains

Le meti 4 polvos a mis ex fumando esta pendejá, esta bien exotico

One of the best strains I’ve ever had, I almost didn’t want to finish off the last of it. Strong level headed high that preps you for whatever you need to do, with a smile on your face, to boot. If you get bored with whatever you’re doing you can always stare at the beautiful buds and get lost in the orange hairy green goodness. 5 Stars