Pineapple Haze reviews

Wow, bear with me. I’m 51 and live in NYC. When cannabis became legal here, I was interested in seeing what it was all about. I started out with gummies and then vapes. I never really was into flower at all, because of the smell. I went and got myself a pre roll of Pineapple Haze from the dispensary and went home. Early morning I woke up before my wife got up, and went to the dock to smoke. Surprisingly it didn’t smell terrible, and it actually tasted pretty good! Within 15 minutes, I started organizing the ENTIRE house. I washed all the laundry, washed the dishes, planted some tomatoes and flowers, cleaned the cars and ran to the bagel store and got bagels (all before 7am) My wife stayed asleep and I hoped she did, because I DID NOT WANT HER IN MY WAY!!! I literally was looking at putting a new roof on my house by myself after smoking this strain! Definitely gets you moving and wanting to do things.

pineapple haze is low key my go to. it gets you very geeked very quickly, and the high lasts a few hours. great for smoking with freinds and getting hype.

Let me start off by saying I am someone that normally gets paranoid af when I smoke a straight sativa but this strain did me wonders. I felt so floaty and happy but I was able to form thoughts and function. Actually, I cleaned and cooked dinner and was able to remember what I was doing but felt like I was floating the entire time. Anything I was worrying about before smoking this strain ceased to exist. No munchies either! 10/10 would recommend, only thing I didn’t like too much was the taste.

This strain was definitely a doozy. Easy to take too much, but smooth and tasty. Took about 2 minutes for me to absolutely leave the planet and have a panic attack. I couldn’t hear, I couldn’t focus, I felt dizzy and nauseous. Talking felt like I was using a speech jammer, I was stuttering. My heart rate was so fast that my fiancé could feel my heart hammering in my chest. I couldn’t move without feeling really rickety and rusty and dizzy. He had to lay me in the bath until I came down from it. I was only high for 15 minutes, but I genuinely thought it had been 3 hours. Terrifying experience, but definitely my own fault for smoking too much.

This is the first time using this strain. I choose my weed by coming here and reading reviews and seeing which will be most useful for me. So, here I am writing my very first review...because it's that great. It gives a couch lock that I would have never expected from a sativa. With that said...your mind has no issues focusing and you can remind yourself to get off that couch, if you want too ...hehe. I have issues with anxiety, severe daily pain, and did I mention anxiety 🙃 lol...anyway, my point...THIS STRAIN IS MY 100. I will say that depending on how much you intake is whether or not you'll get that dizziness and or wanting to find your bed 🤣 You just feel very happy and uplifted on this strain. Completely recommend this strain...but if this is your first time...tread lightly 🤣

It hits hard I like the pineapple flavor very much

tasty, very high 5/5 stars, very uplifting and makes me giggle and had a great time with my fam

Well this was an unexpected experience with this strain. Was sitting on the couch, smoking a bowl and then boom!Charlie (that's my dog)let's go for a walk and off we went for about a mile, then the next thing I know I'm in the kitchen making 2 small pizzas. This is a wonderful strain even though the THC percent is low. Well worth whatever you have to pay for it. Enjoy my friends, enjoy.