Wedding Cake reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Wedding Cake.
Holy moly. I felt like I was inside my own body watching myself doing things like in Being John Malkavich. I also could not stop saying all of my thoughts. Word vomit. There were no thoughts in my head bc everything would just immediately come out my mouth. I couldn’t stop yapping. This shit was amazing what the frick bro.
A favorite. Makes you super distracted! Social strain for sure. Slightly heavy eyelids but not sleepy, just calm. Can make you tense up, so relax your shoulders. Strong sativa-leaning hybrid & long lasting. Definitely aroused. Lady here lol
Wow. WOW. Whooooooaaaaa. Oh fuck dude, I smoked way too much of this. I got a live resin cart and I wasn't expecting much. So when I only got a little vapor I hit it again, and again, and then a few more times just to be sure. The last hit was waaaaay bigger than I anticipated. The exhale took up the whole room. Twenty minutes later I was sitting in front of my bedroom window giggling like crazy because I understood what it felt like to be the birch tree outside my window. I felt like the healed 16yr old version of me before all the f**** up trauma that happened to me showed up. I hadn't felt this way in over ten years. My mind felt young again, unhindered by constant static and nails on chalkboards. Wow. I was seeing into fractalized components of my life and things started making sense. I put on some music and got under my bed sheets and I began to cry and let go of things that I've been needing to for my whole life. I began forgiving people. Forgiving myself. Loving myself. Even got up and smudged with some sage and did some spontaneous self love affirmations and hugged myself. I realized how much tension I was holding in my body that this strain took away. I realized I deserve so much more than I have been allowing myself. This beautiful medicine saw I was in a bad place and she picked me up and rocked me until I felt better. Reminded me of who I am. Took care of me. Stroked my hair and put a warm blanket on me. I would like to have this strain around all the time. In all my years of medicating I have never found a strain that made me feel this way before. It is like being hugged by fluffy white wings. I feel like I am gonna go to sleep on a cloud tonight. Wedding Cake cart by Jaunty-- I've hit a lot of carts and now the others seem like trash in comparison hahahahaha. This is the best one. I would like to have these around for the rest of my life if I can
November 7, 2025
i had heard about this strain for pain and i have a buttload of arthritis’s and chronic pain causing diseases and i was unfortunately underwhelmed :/ i felt okay while actively smoking (probably bc i had high hopes) but ultimately still had trouble with my hand function and couldn’t stand up as easily as i would have liked (these are two of my “would eagerly buy again” criteria for pain management) and left me disappointed, and would not buy again :(
Normally I don't have a good experience with wedding cake but today in concentrate I can tell you excellent strain for sure it's exactly what I look for in cannabis. A nice energetic high leaving you feeling relaxed and euphoric all around a nice warm fleece blanket straight out of the dryer.
Wedding Cake is one of my favorite late night strains. If you want to be couch locked and ready for bed this strain is for you. Definitely not for a productive day.
This tastes so peppery lol. Great strain! I’m very high right now and I feel so insanely relaxed and very happy. I’m definitely on a cloud but not in a way that I’m exhausted and couch locked. Classic strain, smoke up
This was the first strain I tried after I decided to dive back into marijuana for a medical purpose. I suffer from anxiety, depression, stress and body pains. At first, I felt I was about to have a panic attack as I got high for the first time again. This quickly subsided and was manageable thanks to the anti anxiety power of this strain. What followed was total locked in euphoria. Everything was funny and I forgot how to string together coherent thoughts. I had a feeling of intense hunger as I started to come down and even the blandest food tasted amazing. A great strain!