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The Strain - Grandi Guava is a refined hybrid strain expertly cultivated by Grandiflora, resulting from the exquisite cross of Guava and Gelato. This unique blend offers a balanced experience that seamlessly merges uplifting euphoria with soothing relaxation, making it a standout choice for both social gatherings and quiet evenings. Grandi Guava is celebrated for its ability to enhance mood and foster a sense of calm, catering to those who seek both mental clarity and emotional tranquility.

The aroma of Grandi Guava is an enticing combination of sweet tropical guava and creamy Gelato notes, accented by a subtle tartness that invigorates the senses. Upon inhaling, the palate is greeted with a delightful burst of fruity sweetness, where the lush flavors of guava shine through, complemented by the rich, velvety undertones of Gelato. As you exhale, a soft sweetness reminiscent of blue cheese melds with bold, vibrant fruity notes, creating a harmonious and satisfying taste experience that lingers pleasantly.

When indulging in Grandi Guava, users experience a gradual onset of uplifting and euphoric sensations that elevate the mood and dispel any feelings of social anxiety. This mental uplift is beautifully balanced with a gentle full-body relaxation that eases tension and promotes a state of peaceful contentment. Whether you’re engaging in creative endeavors, enjoying a social event, or simply unwinding after a long day, Grandi Guava provides a versatile and enjoyable high that enhances both your emotional state and overall sense of well-being.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Guava] x [Gelato]

Breeder: Grandiflora

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool, Limonene, Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifted, Social, Calm, Relaxed, Body High

Top Report Strain Flavors: Fruity, Cheese, Sweet, Creamy

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Grandi Guava 3.5g Flower

The Strain - Lucky 7s is an exquisite hybrid strain expertly cultivated by Greenpoint Seeds, born from the esteemed cross of Lucky Charms and Stardawg. This remarkable blend merges the sweet, fruity essence of Cherry Pie with the rich, earthy undertones of Girl Scout Cookies, resulting in a harmonious and captivating cannabis experience. Lucky 7s stands out for its complex aroma, where earthy notes intertwine with vibrant hints of pine and tropical fruits, creating an inviting and memorable scent profile.

The flavor journey of Lucky 7s is a delightful interplay of sweetness and freshness. Each inhale offers a burst of fruity sweetness, reminiscent of ripe berries and tropical mango, perfectly balanced by a subtle piney undertone. This sophisticated taste is enhanced by its rich terpene profile, which includes Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, Limonene, Myrcene, and Humulene. Caryophyllene adds a touch of spice, while Limonene introduces a bright citrus zest that uplifts the palate. Myrcene and Humulene contribute earthy and herbal nuances, rounding out the flavor with depth and complexity that keeps each puff enjoyable and satisfying.

When indulging in Lucky 7s, users experience a balanced and uplifting high that seamlessly blends mental stimulation with physical relaxation. The initial surge of euphoria elevates the mood, fostering a sense of happiness and creative clarity that inspires thoughtful conversation and artistic pursuits. As the high progresses, a gentle body relaxation sets in, soothing tension and promoting a state of calm contentment. This dual effect ensures that Lucky 7s is versatile enough to enhance both active daytime activities and serene evening moments, providing a fulfilling and joyful cannabis experience that resonates deeply with both novice and seasoned enthusiasts.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Lucky Charms] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Body High, Uplifted, Cerebral, Euphoric, Calm

Top Report Strain Flavors: Fruity, Pine, Sweet, Tropical, Earthy

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Lucky 7 3.5G Flower

The Strain - Rollozz is a hybrid strain first developed by Beanmill Genetics, resulting from the powerful cross of GMO and Strudel Breath. This exceptional blend harnesses the robust genetics of its parent strains, delivering a cannabis experience that seamlessly blends relaxation with elevated spirits. Rollozz stands out for its rich terpene profile, featuring Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, Bisabolol, and Nerolidol 2, which work in harmony to create a multifaceted and enjoyable high.

The flavor profile of Rollozz is a delightful fusion of nutty and earthy notes, complemented by subtle hints of citrus and spice. Each inhale offers a smooth, creamy taste reminiscent of roasted nuts, balanced by the deep, grounding essence of earthy undertones. The presence of Limonene adds a refreshing citrus zest, while Caryophyllene and Humulene introduce gentle spicy and woody accents. This intricate blend ensures that every puff is both satisfying and complex, providing a flavorful journey that enhances the overall sensory experience.

When enjoying Rollozz, users are welcomed by a wave of calm and contentment that gently envelops both mind and body. The initial surge of euphoria uplifts the mood, fostering a sense of happiness and lightheartedness that encourages social interaction and creative pursuits. As the high progresses, a soothing relaxation settles in, easing tension and promoting a serene state of mind. This balanced combination of mental clarity and physical ease makes Rollozz an ideal companion for transitioning from a busy day to a peaceful evening, allowing you to embrace tranquility while maintaining a positive and uplifted spirit.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [GMO] x [Strudel Breath]
Breeder: Beanmill Genetics
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, Bisabolol
Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Uplifted, Social, Creative, Relaxed
Top Report Strain Flavors: Nutty, Earthy, Citrus, Spice, Woody

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Rollozz 3.5g Flower

The Strain: Wedding Pie, developed by Cannarado Genetics, is an indulgent hybrid crafted from the celebrated cross of Wedding Cake and Grape Pie. This strain delights the palate with a super sweet flavor profile, where juicy grape and succulent berry notes are artfully layered with hints of nutty dough and subtle spices. The vibrant character is further enhanced by its primary terpenes: limonene delivers a lively burst of citrus brightness, caryophyllene adds a peppery warmth, myrcene contributes a rich earthy depth, linalool provides delicate floral sweetness, and humulene imparts a refined herbal nuance.

Every inhale of Wedding Pie unfolds an intricate symphony of flavor —a blend reminiscent of a gourmet dessert. The zesty tang from limonene awakens the senses, while the warm spice of caryophyllene creates an inviting complexity. Myrcene grounds the flavor with its robust, earthy character, perfectly balanced by the soft, soothing floral notes of linalool. A whisper of humulene adds a subtle herbal finish, resulting in a taste that is both vibrant and comforting, offering a culinary journey with every puff.

The effects of Wedding Pie gently usher you into a realm of euphoric relaxation and mental clarity. A light, tingling sensation gradually gives way to a blissful, all-encompassing buzz that lifts your mood and quiets the mind. The initial surge of citrus-inspired energy sparks a positive, uplifted state, while the deep earthy and floral undertones encourage a serene and contemplative calm. Ideal for immersing yourself in soulful music, engaging in thoughtful dialogue, or simply retreating into a reflective moment.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Wedding Cake] x [Grape Pie]
Breeder: Cannarado Genetics
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, Linalool, Humulene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Focused, Blissful, Uplifted, Euphoric, Relaxed
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Grape, Berry, Sweet, Nutty, Citrus, Floral

Wedding Pie Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain  -  Biscotti is a potent indica strain expertly crafted by the renowned Cookies Fam, resulting from the exceptional blend of Gelato #25, Girl Scout Cookies, and South Florida OG. This unique lineage creates a rich tapestry of flavors and effects, offering a distinctive cannabis experience that stands out among enthusiasts. Celebrated for its sweet and buttery aroma with hints of earthy herbs and fruits, Biscotti culminates in a slightly bitter taste reminiscent of coffee. The notable cookie undertones pay homage to its Girl Scout Cookies heritage, while the creamy sweetness reflects the influence of Gelato #25.

The strain's primary terpene profile features Caryophyllene, Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool, and Ocimene, which contribute significantly to its complex flavor and aroma. Caryophyllene adds a spicy, peppery nuance, enhancing the earthy aspects of the strain. Limonene introduces a citrusy zest, infusing subtle hints of lemon that uplift the overall sensory experience. Nerolidol 2 brings woody and floral notes, adding depth to the flavor profile. Linalool contributes delicate floral hints reminiscent of lavender, while Ocimene imparts sweet and herbal undertones. This harmonious blend of terpenes creates a multifaceted flavor profile that is both intriguing and satisfying.

Biscotti is renowned for its relaxing, happy, and euphoric effects that gradually envelop the user. The experience often begins with a heady buzz that fosters creativity and a sense of well-being, drawing from the uplifting qualities of Girl Scout Cookies and Gelato #25. As the effects deepen, a full-body relaxation sets in, influenced by the calming nature of South Florida OG. Users may find themselves feeling content and at ease, with a soothing sensation that eases away tension. This balanced high makes Biscotti an ideal choice for those looking to unwind, stimulate creativity, or elevate their mood.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: Gelato #25 x Girl Scout Cookies x South Florida OG

Breeder: Cookies Fam

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Caryophyllene, d-Limonene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Vanilla, Earthy, Coffee

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Biscotti Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain - Pink Gorilla is an Indica dominant hybrid strain created by crossing the potent Gorilla Glue #4 and Pink 2.0 strains. If you love Gorilla Glue, you'll be head over heels for Pink Gorilla. This bud packs the best of its parent strains and more, with immediate hard-hitting effects that will glue your body to the couch and let your mind fly free.

You'll feel a fast-hitting sense of focused euphoria, getting your mind out of any negative moods or racing thoughts and into a state of mental clarity. As your mind settles into this lifted state, a sense of relaxation will creep its way throughout your body, growing heavier and heavier, likely leaving you glued to the couch.

With these heavy effects, Pink Gorilla is often chosen to treat chronic pain, arthritis, cramps, muscle spasms, migraines, or headaches. This bud has a sweet and spicy blueberry flavor with a punch of sour chemicals upon exhale. The aroma is similar, although even more pungent and heavy with a fruity chemical overtone to it. Pink Gorilla buds have long spade-shaped bright neon green nugs with dark orange hairs, pink undertones, and a thick frosty coating of pink-tinted white crystal trichomes.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Gorilla Glue #4 x Pink 2.0]

Breeder: Mosca Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Sleepy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Blueberry, Pine, Wood, Earthy

The Process - Fill it, Roll it, Light it. 5g of your favorite strain, no grinder required. Made from premium ground flower...never shake. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Pink Gorilla Ready2Roll 5G Flower

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Linalool

Pink Gorilla

The Strain: Step into a realm of vibrant experiences with Elon West, a captivating hybrid strain from Greenpoint Seeds that masterfully blends the unique genetics of Blutonian and Riddallar. This thoughtfully balanced strain offers a harmonious fusion of uplifting and calming effects, making it a versatile choice for various moments throughout your day. Elon West stands out with its intricate flavor profile and dynamic terpene composition, promising a memorable and enjoyable journey with every inhale.

Delight your palate with the rich and diverse flavors of Elon West. The initial burst of zesty citrus intertwines seamlessly with refreshing pine notes, creating a bright and invigorating taste experience. As you savor each puff, earthy undertones emerge, adding depth and complexity to the flavor profile. A subtle hint of spice lingers on the finish, complemented by delicate floral accents that round out the overall taste. This exquisite blend of citrus, pine, earthy, spicy, and floral flavors ensures that every vaping session is both flavorful and satisfying.

Embrace the balanced effects of Elon West as it elevates your mood and enhances your emotional state. The uplifting euphoria fosters a sense of happiness and creativity, perfect for brainstorming new ideas or engaging in stimulating conversations. Simultaneously, a gentle wave of relaxation soothes the body, easing any lingering tension and promoting a calm and centered mindset. Elon West provides the perfect harmony of energy and tranquility to enrich your activities and elevate your overall experience.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Blutonian] x [Riddallar]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Pinene, Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Relaxed, Uplifted, Creative, Calm

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Pine, Earthy, Spicy, Floral

The Product: The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy one of our larger illicit joints or need one for the aforementioned lunch break, we created a smaller version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Elon West Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain: Sherb Cake is an hybrid crafted by Seed Junky Genetics blending the renowned Sherbet and Wedding Cake strains. This sophisticated combination results in a cannabis experience that seamlessly merges deep relaxation with creative inspiration. Sherb Cake captivates enthusiasts with its enticing aroma, where zesty orange-citrus notes intertwine with delicate floral hints and a subtle touch of mint, creating a truly memorable sensory journey.

The flavor profile of Sherb Cake is a delightful symphony of creamy citrus and refreshing mint, enriched by underlying spicy undertones. Each inhale offers a smooth, rich taste reminiscent of sweet, tangy oranges complemented by the cool essence of mint, while the exhale reveals a nuanced blend of pepper and floral accents. This intricate flavor composition is enhanced by its terpene profile, featuring Limonene, Myrcene, Linalool, Caryophyllene, and Nerolidol 2, which work in harmony to deliver a balanced and enjoyable palate experience that lingers pleasantly.

When enjoying Sherb Cake, users may be greeted with a sense of cerebral euphoria that sparks creativity and elevates the mood. This uplifting high encourages imaginative thinking and a joyful state of mind, making it an excellent choice for artistic pursuits or engaging conversations. As the effects progress, a soothing wave of relaxation spreads through the body, melting away tension and fostering a serene sense of contentment. This harmonious blend of mental stimulation and physical ease creates an enriching experience, allowing users to fully embrace their creative impulses while enjoying a tranquil and happy state of mind.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Sherbet] x [Wedding Cake]
Breeder: Seed Junky Genetics
Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Myrcene, Linalool, Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2
Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Euphoric, Creativity, Social, Relaxed
Top Report Strain Flavors: Creamy, Citrus, Mint, Pepper, Floral

Sherb Cake Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

Sherb Cake .5g Smokos Preroll Single

The Strain  -  Peach Crescendo is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid strain artfully crafted by ETHOS Genetics, born from the potent cross of Chem D, i95, Mandarin Cookies, and Peach Ring. This exceptional blend brings together the best qualities of its parent strains, resulting in a cannabis experience that delights both the palate and the mind. Renowned for its intensely delicious flavor, Peach Crescendo offers sweet tropical citrus notes with a luscious peach exhale and a touch of sour spices.

The aroma is equally captivating, featuring a mouthwatering peach overtone accented by a surprising hint of spice and citrus. This complex scent profile is attributed to its rich terpene composition, including Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Linalool. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth that enhances the sour spice notes, Limonene introduces bright citrus elements that uplift the senses, Myrcene imparts earthy undertones promoting relaxation, Humulene contributes subtle herbal hints, and Linalool offers delicate floral nuances to round out the aromatic experience.

Peach Crescendo is celebrated for its tingly and uplifting full-bodied effects that balance physical relaxation with mental clarity. Users often report feeling deeply relaxed physically while their minds remain clear and focused, allowing for heightened awareness and engagement. Drawing from its rich lineage, the strain inherits the energizing and focusing attributes of Chem D and i95, the uplifting and euphoric qualities of Mandarin Cookies, and the soothing relaxation of Peach Ring. This harmonious blend makes Peach Crescendo an ideal choice for those seeking to unwind while maintaining mental energy and a positive mood.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Chem D x i95] x [Mandarin Cookies x Peach Ring]

Breeder: ETHOS

Primary Terpene Profile: alpha-Humulene, Nerolidol 2, d-Limonene, beta-Myrcene, Nerolidol 1

Top Reported Strain Effects: Focus, Hungry, Relaxing, Tingly, Uplifting

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Chemical, Citrus, Sour, Sweet, Tropical

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Peach Crescendo Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain - Grape Creamsicle melds two dessert classics, Grape Pie and Wedding Crasher, into an indica-forward delight that tantalizes the palate and soothes the spirit. On the inhale, limonene sparkles with bright citrus zest, cutting through the sweet grape notes like a slice of sunshine. Myrcene then unfurls its earthy, musky warmth, weaving in rich undertones of juicy fruit. Caryophyllene adds a spicy edge that deepens the flavor, while humulene and nerolidol contribute subtle herbal and floral whispers, rounding out each puff with creamy smoothness.

As the effects take hold, limonene’s mood-boosting lift ushers in a sense of buoyant happiness, perfect for sharing laughs over movie marathons or adding zest to a laid-back game night. Myrcene’s calming embrace follows, gently coaxingbusy thoughts into a relaxed rhythm and inviting the body to unwind. Caryophyllene’s comforting spice, combined with humulene’s grounding earthiness, encourages a slow-motion ease that makes sinking into your favorite armchair feel like a triumph. Meanwhile, nerolidol’s delicate floral tones heighten sensory awareness, ideal for savoring music or diving into a cozy novel.

By the time the experience peaks, Grape Creamsicle leaves you wrapped in a mellow euphoria that’s equal parts restful and content. Whether you’re drifting into a peaceful evening or simply craving a mellow companion for creative daydreams, this strain serves up a dessert-inspired escape that satisfies both mind and mood.

Strain Type: Indica
Lineage: [Grape Pie] x [Wedding Crasher]
Breeder: True Leaf
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Humulene, Limonene, Nerolidol 2
Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Peaceful, Sociable, Calm, Uplifted
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Sweet Grape, Creamy Vanilla, Citrus Zest, Earthy

Grape Creamsicle .5g Smokos Preroll 5-Pack

Grape Creamsicle 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain: Step into a realm of vibrant experiences with Elon West, a captivating hybrid strain from Greenpoint Seeds that masterfully blends the unique genetics of Blutonian and Riddallar. This thoughtfully balanced strain offers a harmonious fusion of uplifting and calming effects, making it a versatile choice for various moments throughout your day. Elon West stands out with its intricate flavor profile and dynamic terpene composition, promising a memorable and enjoyable journey with every inhale.

Delight your palate with the rich and diverse flavors of Elon West. The initial burst of zesty citrus intertwines seamlessly with refreshing pine notes, creating a bright and invigorating taste experience. As you savor each puff, earthy undertones emerge, adding depth and complexity to the flavor profile. A subtle hint of spice lingers on the finish, complemented by delicate floral accents that round out the overall taste. This exquisite blend of citrus, pine, earthy, spicy, and floral flavors

ensures that every vaping session is both flavorful and satisfying.

Embrace the balanced effects of Elon West as it elevates your mood and enhances your emotional state. The uplifting euphoria fosters a sense of happiness and creativity, perfect for brainstorming new ideas or engaging in stimulating conversations. Simultaneously, a gentle wave of relaxation soothes the body, easing any lingering tension and promoting a calm and centered mindset. Elon West provides the perfect harmony of energy and tranquility to enrich your activities and elevate your overall experience.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Blutonian] x [Riddallar]

Breeder: Original Breeder Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Pinene, Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Happy, Relaxed, Uplifted, Creative, Calm

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Pine, Earthy, Spicy, Floral

Elon West .5g Smokos Preroll Single

The Strain - Purple Chem is a cross of Stardawg and Purple Punch. Expect lemon-lime soda mixed with grape Flintstone’s vitamins. This is a great all-day cultivar that will elevate your mood and relieve stress.

Purple Chemdawg, also known as Purple Chem, is a cultivar bred initially by the team at Cali Connection in Southern California. The breeders crossed Chem 91, a reinforced cross of the original Chemdawg, with a double-back-crossed Pre-98 Bubba male to tease out the best features of the two classic strains.

Cali Connection’s efforts paid off, as Purple Chemdawg has won multiple awards including first place for best indica at the 2016 Los Angeles Cannabis Cup and second place in the same category at the 2016 Michigan Cannabis Cup.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Purple Punch] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Cali Connection

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, beta-Caryophylenne, alpha-Pinene, beta-Pinene, alpha-Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Talkative

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Spicy/Herbal, Diesel, Grape

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Purple Chem Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

Purple Chemdawg

The Strain  -  Purple Tonic is an indica-dominant hybrid strain that artfully combines the genetics of Purple Mayhem and AC/DC. Known for its high levels of CBD, this strain offers a unique experience that balances deep relaxation with a touch of uplifting energy. Despite its indica dominance, Purple Tonic may surprise users with sociability, clear-headedness, and focus when enjoyed in smaller, controlled doses.

The aroma of Purple Tonic is a delightful fusion of sweet and fruity notes, layered with earthy and piney undertones and a hint of blueberry. This complex scent profile is a testament to its rich terpene composition, featuring Myrcene, Terpinolene, Limonene, Pinene, and Caryophyllene. Myrcene contributes to the earthy and musky flavors, enhancing relaxation. Terpinolene adds fresh pine and floral notes that invigorate the senses, while Limonene introduces a bright citrus zest to uplift the mood. Pinene brings sharp pine aromas that can enhance alertness, and Caryophyllene adds a subtle spicy warmth, rounding out the flavor with depth and complexity.

Drawing from its parent strains, Purple Tonic offers a balanced array of effects suited to various moods and settings. The influence of Purple Mayhem provides a soothing relaxation that gently envelops the body, while the high-CBD content inherited from AC/DC promotes a calm and focused mind. Users often report feeling relaxed, social, and happy, making Purple Tonic an excellent choice for social gatherings or unwinding after a long day. In larger amounts, the strain's indica qualities become more pronounced, leading to a deeper sense of tranquility and a more introspective state of mind.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Purple Mayhem] x [AC/DC]

Breeder: Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, Terpinolene, alpha-Pinene, beta-Pinene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Social, Happy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Sweet, Fruity, Earthy, Piney, Blueberry

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included five of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Purple Tonic Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain - Grandi Guava is a refined hybrid strain expertly cultivated by Grandiflora, resulting from the exquisite cross of Guava and Gelato. This unique blend offers a balanced experience that seamlessly merges uplifting euphoria with soothing relaxation, making it a standout choice for both social gatherings and quiet evenings. Grandi Guava is celebrated for its ability to enhance mood and foster a sense of calm, catering to those who seek both mental clarity and emotional tranquility.

The aroma of Grandi Guava is an enticing combination of sweet tropical guava and creamy Gelato notes, accented by a subtle tartness that invigorates the senses. Upon inhaling, the palate is greeted with a delightful burst of fruity sweetness, where the lush flavors of guava shine through, complemented by the rich, velvety undertones of Gelato. As you exhale, a soft sweetness reminiscent of blue cheese melds with bold, vibrant fruity notes, creating a harmonious and satisfying taste experience that lingers pleasantly.

When indulging in Grandi Guava, users experience a gradual onset of uplifting and euphoric sensations that elevate the mood and dispel any feelings of social anxiety. This mental uplift is beautifully balanced with a gentle full-body relaxation that eases tension and promotes a state of peaceful contentment. Whether you’re engaging in creative endeavors, enjoying a social event, or simply unwinding after a long day, Grandi Guava provides a versatile and enjoyable high that enhances both your emotional state and overall sense of well-being.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Guava] x [Gelato]

Breeder: Grandiflora

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool, Limonene, Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifted, Social, Calm, Relaxed, Body High

Top Report Strain Flavors: Fruity, Cheese, Sweet, Creamy

Grandi Guava 14G Flower

The Strain: Prepare to embark on a truly tranquil journey with the help of the Chem Butter strain. Meticulously crafted by combining Chemdog OG and Peanut Butter Acai, this potent strain is highly regarded for its ability to induce a profound sense of serenity. It caters to individuals seeking a comprehensive and holistic cannabis experience. The harmonious fusion of Chem Butter takes users on a deeply calming and enriching exploration of their own consciousness.

Beyond its cerebral effects, Chem Butter exerts a powerful influence on both the mind and body, creating an unparalleled symphony of sensations. This strain strikes a perfect balance for cannabis enthusiasts, delivering a deeply sedative yet focused experience. Users can expect to be enveloped in a state of euphoria, accompanied by a surge of creative energy.

As the effects of Chem Butter intensify and gradually subside, a gentle wave of relaxation sweeps through the body, further enhancing feelings of peace and contentment. The all-encompassing after-effects contribute to a profound sense of satisfaction that permeates the user's being. Prepare yourself for an extraordinary and rejuvenating adventure that will captivate your senses and leave an indelible mark on your memory.

Strain Type: Sativa

Lineage: [Chem OG] x [Panut Butter Acai]

Breeder: Illicit Gardens

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Calm, Happy, Relaxed, Energetic

Top Report Strain Flavors: Nutty, Fruity

The Pack: The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy one of our larger illicit joints or need one for the aforementioned lunch break, we created a smaller version and included 5 of them for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Chem Butter Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain: Prepare to embark on a truly tranquil journey with the help of the Chem Butter strain. Meticulously crafted by combining Chemdog OG and Peanut Butter Acai, this potent strain is highly regarded for its ability to induce a profound sense of serenity. It caters to individuals seeking a comprehensive and holistic cannabis experience. The harmonious fusion of Chem Butter takes users on a deeply calming and enriching exploration of their own consciousness.

Beyond its cerebral effects, Chem Butter exerts a powerful influence on both the mind and body, creating an unparalleled symphony of sensations. This strain strikes a perfect balance for cannabis enthusiasts, delivering a deeply sedative yet focused experience. Users can expect to be enveloped in a state of euphoria, accompanied by a surge of creative energy.

As the effects of Chem Butter intensify and gradually subside, a gentle wave of relaxation sweeps through the body, further enhancing feelings of peace and contentment. The all-encompassing after-effects contribute to a profound sense of satisfaction that permeates the user's being. Prepare yourself for an extraordinary and rejuvenating adventure that will captivate your senses and leave an indelible mark on your memory.

Strain Type: Sativa

Lineage: [Chem OG] x [Panut Butter Acai]

Breeder: Illicit Gardens

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Calm, Happy, Relaxed, Energetic

Top Report Strain Flavors: Nutty, Fruity

The Pack: The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy one of our larger illicit joints or need one for the aforementioned lunch break, we created a smaller version and included 10 of them. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Chem Butter Smokos 10pk x 0.5g

The Strain: Crafted from a blend of heritage genetics, Todd Burger emerges as a standout hybrid cannabis strain that marries potency with palatability. Infused with a medley of terpenes including caryophyllene, limonene, myrcene, and humulene, its essence captivates with a complex bouquet of spicy, citrusy, and earthy notes. The aroma alone transports you to sunlit herb gardens, where hints of peppery spice mingle with zesty lemon undertones.

Its structure is robust yet inviting, promising a satisfying grind and roll for enthusiasts. Upon inhalation, expect a burst of lemony freshness followed by subtle hints of spice and herbal notes, a testament to its rich terpene profile. When indulging in Todd Burger, expect a harmonious blend of effects. Known for its potential to uplift the spirit and soothe the body simultaneously, this hybrid offers a balanced euphoria that gently unfolds into relaxation without overwhelming sedation.

Beyond its aromatic charm, Todd Burger offers a well-rounded effect profile cherished by both novices and seasoned users alike. Known for inducing a euphoric uplift and a gentle wave of relaxation, this hybrid cultivar strikes a harmonious balance between mind and body. Whether you're unwinding after a long day or seeking creative inspiration, Todd Burger delivers a nuanced experience that unfolds with each flavorful puff, leaving you refreshed and invigorated.

Strain Type: Indica

Breeder: Skunk House Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Creative, Euphoric, Sedated

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Spice, Herbal, Earthy


Todd Burger Ready2Roll 5g Flower

Todd Burger 7g Popcorn Flower

Todd Burger 14g Flower

Todd Burger 28g Flower

The Strain  -  Blackberry Larry is a standout sativa strain meticulously bred by Green Bodhi, resulting from the cross of Biscotti and a hybrid of Larry OG and Purple Unicorn F3. This exceptional lineage brings together the best of its parent strains to create a harmonious experience that offers physical relaxation without compromising mental acuity. Blackberry Larry delivers a soothing body sensation paired with a clear and focused mind, making it an ideal choice for those who seek tranquility alongside functionality. Users often describe feelings of euphoria and a profound sense of serenity that elevate the overall experience.

The strain enchants the senses with its unique aroma, blending sweet and pungent pine notes with a refreshing twist of tart berries. Drawing from its rich genetic background, the creamy and sweet nuances of Biscotti merge with the citrusy and earthy tones of Larry OG, while Purple Unicorn F3 infuses the mix with deep berry flavors. Its primary terpene profile—Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, and Nerolidol 2—contributes significantly to its complex flavor and effects. Caryophyllene adds spicy and peppery layers that enhance the earthy aspects, Myrcene introduces musky undertones that promote relaxation, Limonene brings a bright citrus zest that uplifts the mood, and Nerolidol 2 offers subtle woody and floral hints that round out the sensory experience.

Blackberry Larry is celebrated for its relaxing, euphoric, and uplifting effects. The strain provides a pleasurable body buzz that eases tension while keeping the mind alert and engaged. This balance allows users to maintain focus and clarity, making it suitable for daytime use as well as unwinding in the evening. The uplifting sensations elevate the mood, fostering positivity and a cheerful mental state. By combining the calming influences of Biscotti with the invigorating properties of Larry OG and the flavorful notes of Purple Unicorn F3, Blackberry Larry offers a unique and enriching experience that soothes the body and energizes the spirit.

Strain Type: Sativa

Lineage: Biscotti X (Larry OG x Purple Unicorn F3)

Breeder: Green Bodhi

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxing, Euphoric, Uplifting

Top Report Strain Flavors: Lemon, Berries

Blackberry Larry 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain - Moon Pie is a captivating hybrid strain cultivated by Skunk House Genetics, born from the exquisite cross of Marshmellow OG and Chemdawg. This intricate blend draws inspiration from its namesake dessert, delivering a harmonious fusion of sweet and creamy vanilla mint flavors complemented by refreshing hints of fresh berries and subtle spicy undertones. Moon Pie’s rich terpene profile, featuring Limonene, Myrcene, Linalool, Caryophyllene, and Pinene, crafts an inviting aroma that mirrors its delectable taste, combining creamy sweetness with fruity berries and a touch of invigorating spice.

The sensory experience of Moon Pie is both indulgent and invigorating. Each inhale reveals a burst of zesty lemon and vibrant citrus notes from Limonene, balanced by the earthy and herbal nuances of Caryophyllene and Humulene. Myrcene adds a smooth, mellow undertone that enhances the overall richness, while Linalool and Pinene contribute subtle floral and piney accents, creating a multi-layered flavor profile that delights the palate. This intricate blend ensures that every puff is a flavorful journey, offering a sweet and refreshing taste with lingering hints of spice and vanilla.

When enjoying Moon Pie, users embark on a balanced and uplifting journey that harmonizes mental stimulation with physical relaxation. The initial surge of euphoria lifts the spirits and fosters a joyful, happy mood, perfect for enhancing creativity and inspiring positive interactions. As the high deepens, a soothing wave of relaxation spreads through the body, gently easing tension and promoting a state of calm contentment. This seamless blend of energizing and calming effects makes Moon Pie an ideal choice for those seeking a versatile and enriching cannabis experience, whether engaging in creative projects or simply savoring the moment.

Strain Type: Hybrid 
Lineage: [Marshmellow OG] x [Chemdawg] 
Breeder: Skunk House Genetics 
Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Myrcene, Linalool, Caryophyllene, Pinene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Calming, Hungry, Sleepy, Relaxed, Uplifting, Happy 
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy, Berries, Creamy, Spicy, Vanilla, Herbal

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