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The Strain: Wedding Pie, developed by Cannarado Genetics, is an indulgent hybrid crafted from the celebrated cross of Wedding Cake and Grape Pie. This strain delights the palate with a super sweet flavor profile, where juicy grape and succulent berry notes are artfully layered with hints of nutty dough and subtle spices. The vibrant character is further enhanced by its primary terpenes: limonene delivers a lively burst of citrus brightness, caryophyllene adds a peppery warmth, myrcene contributes a rich earthy depth, linalool provides delicate floral sweetness, and humulene imparts a refined herbal nuance.

Every inhale of Wedding Pie unfolds an intricate symphony of flavor —a blend reminiscent of a gourmet dessert. The zesty tang from limonene awakens the senses, while the warm spice of caryophyllene creates an inviting complexity. Myrcene grounds the flavor with its robust, earthy character, perfectly balanced by the soft, soothing floral notes of linalool. A whisper of humulene adds a subtle herbal finish, resulting in a taste that is both vibrant and comforting, offering a culinary journey with every puff.

The effects of Wedding Pie gently usher you into a realm of euphoric relaxation and mental clarity. A light, tingling sensation gradually gives way to a blissful, all-encompassing buzz that lifts your mood and quiets the mind. The initial surge of citrus-inspired energy sparks a positive, uplifted state, while the deep earthy and floral undertones encourage a serene and contemplative calm. Ideal for immersing yourself in soulful music, engaging in thoughtful dialogue, or simply retreating into a reflective moment.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [Wedding Cake] x [Grape Pie]
Breeder: Cannarado Genetics
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, Linalool, Humulene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Focused, Blissful, Uplifted, Euphoric, Relaxed
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Grape, Berry, Sweet, Nutty, Citrus, Floral

Wedding Pie Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain - Lucky 7s is an exquisite hybrid strain expertly cultivated by Greenpoint Seeds, born from the esteemed cross of Lucky Charms and Stardawg. This remarkable blend merges the sweet, fruity essence of Cherry Pie with the rich, earthy undertones of Girl Scout Cookies, resulting in a harmonious and captivating cannabis experience. Lucky 7s stands out for its complex aroma, where earthy notes intertwine with vibrant hints of pine and tropical fruits, creating an inviting and memorable scent profile.

The flavor journey of Lucky 7s is a delightful interplay of sweetness and freshness. Each inhale offers a burst of fruity sweetness, reminiscent of ripe berries and tropical mango, perfectly balanced by a subtle piney undertone. This sophisticated taste is enhanced by its rich terpene profile, which includes Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, Limonene, Myrcene, and Humulene. Caryophyllene adds a touch of spice, while Limonene introduces a bright citrus zest that uplifts the palate. Myrcene and Humulene contribute earthy and herbal nuances, rounding out the flavor with depth and complexity that keeps each puff enjoyable and satisfying.

When indulging in Lucky 7s, users experience a balanced and uplifting high that seamlessly blends mental stimulation with physical relaxation. The initial surge of euphoria elevates the mood, fostering a sense of happiness and creative clarity that inspires thoughtful conversation and artistic pursuits. As the high progresses, a gentle body relaxation sets in, soothing tension and promoting a state of calm contentment. This dual effect ensures that Lucky 7s is versatile enough to enhance both active daytime activities and serene evening moments, providing a fulfilling and joyful cannabis experience that resonates deeply with both novice and seasoned enthusiasts.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Lucky Charms] x [Stardawg]

Breeder: Greenpoint Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Body High, Uplifted, Cerebral, Euphoric, Calm

Top Report Strain Flavors: Fruity, Pine, Sweet, Tropical, Earthy

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Lucky 7 3.5G Flower

The Strain - Grandi Guava is a refined hybrid strain expertly cultivated by Grandiflora, resulting from the exquisite cross of Guava and Gelato. This unique blend offers a balanced experience that seamlessly merges uplifting euphoria with soothing relaxation, making it a standout choice for both social gatherings and quiet evenings. Grandi Guava is celebrated for its ability to enhance mood and foster a sense of calm, catering to those who seek both mental clarity and emotional tranquility.

The aroma of Grandi Guava is an enticing combination of sweet tropical guava and creamy Gelato notes, accented by a subtle tartness that invigorates the senses. Upon inhaling, the palate is greeted with a delightful burst of fruity sweetness, where the lush flavors of guava shine through, complemented by the rich, velvety undertones of Gelato. As you exhale, a soft sweetness reminiscent of blue cheese melds with bold, vibrant fruity notes, creating a harmonious and satisfying taste experience that lingers pleasantly.

When indulging in Grandi Guava, users experience a gradual onset of uplifting and euphoric sensations that elevate the mood and dispel any feelings of social anxiety. This mental uplift is beautifully balanced with a gentle full-body relaxation that eases tension and promotes a state of peaceful contentment. Whether you’re engaging in creative endeavors, enjoying a social event, or simply unwinding after a long day, Grandi Guava provides a versatile and enjoyable high that enhances both your emotional state and overall sense of well-being.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Guava] x [Gelato]

Breeder: Grandiflora

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool, Limonene, Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifted, Social, Calm, Relaxed, Body High

Top Report Strain Flavors: Fruity, Cheese, Sweet, Creamy

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Grandi Guava 3.5g Flower

Super Petrol is a powerful Indica-dominant hybrid developed by Moscaseeds, resulting from the robust cross of GMO and Rocket Fuel. This strain is celebrated for its intense, full-body effects that blend deep relaxation with an uplifting euphoria, making it an excellent choice for those seeking both comfort and a mood boost. Super Petrol delivers a potent high that seamlessly transitions from mental clarity to physical ease, offering a balanced experience that enhances your evening routine or helps you unwind after a demanding day.

The flavor profile of Super Petrol is a rich tapestry of earthy diesel and pungent skunk, complemented by subtle spicy and herbal undertones. Enhanced by its terpene composition of Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Humulene, each inhale brings a smooth, creamy taste of cheese intertwined with the sharpness of diesel. These complex flavors create a satisfying and memorable palate experience, where the boldness of skunk meets the sweetness of subtle herbal notes, ensuring every puff is both flavorful and enjoyable.

When enjoying Super Petrol, enthusiasts may be enveloped in a wave of euphoric relaxation that soothes both mind and body. The initial surge of happiness fosters a positive and carefree mindset, ideal for letting go of daily stresses and embracing a state of contentment. As the effects deepen, a calming body buzz gently melts away tension, promoting a serene and tranquil state of mind. This harmonious blend of mental uplift and physical relaxation makes Super Petrol a versatile strain, perfect for enhancing your evening activities, whether you're settling in for a cozy night at home or seeking a peaceful end to a busy day. Embrace the soothing tranquility and joyful uplift that Super Petrol offers, creating moments of pure relaxation and ease.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid
Lineage: [GMO] x [GMO x Rocket Fuel] (Reported)
Breeder: Moscaseeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Humulene
Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Hungry, Sleepy, Tingly
Top Report Strain Flavors: Diesel, Skunk, Spicy/Herbal, Cheese

Super Petrol 7G Popcorn Flower

The Strain  -  Biscotti is a potent indica strain expertly crafted by the renowned Cookies Fam, resulting from the exceptional blend of Gelato #25, Girl Scout Cookies, and South Florida OG. This unique lineage creates a rich tapestry of flavors and effects, offering a distinctive cannabis experience that stands out among enthusiasts. Celebrated for its sweet and buttery aroma with hints of earthy herbs and fruits, Biscotti culminates in a slightly bitter taste reminiscent of coffee. The notable cookie undertones pay homage to its Girl Scout Cookies heritage, while the creamy sweetness reflects the influence of Gelato #25.

The strain's primary terpene profile features Caryophyllene, Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool, and Ocimene, which contribute significantly to its complex flavor and aroma. Caryophyllene adds a spicy, peppery nuance, enhancing the earthy aspects of the strain. Limonene introduces a citrusy zest, infusing subtle hints of lemon that uplift the overall sensory experience. Nerolidol 2 brings woody and floral notes, adding depth to the flavor profile. Linalool contributes delicate floral hints reminiscent of lavender, while Ocimene imparts sweet and herbal undertones. This harmonious blend of terpenes creates a multifaceted flavor profile that is both intriguing and satisfying.

Biscotti is renowned for its relaxing, happy, and euphoric effects that gradually envelop the user. The experience often begins with a heady buzz that fosters creativity and a sense of well-being, drawing from the uplifting qualities of Girl Scout Cookies and Gelato #25. As the effects deepen, a full-body relaxation sets in, influenced by the calming nature of South Florida OG. Users may find themselves feeling content and at ease, with a soothing sensation that eases away tension. This balanced high makes Biscotti an ideal choice for those looking to unwind, stimulate creativity, or elevate their mood.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: Gelato #25 x Girl Scout Cookies x South Florida OG

Breeder: Cookies Fam

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Caryophyllene, d-Limonene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Vanilla, Earthy, Coffee

The Process - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller 0.5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Biscotti Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain  - WiFi Cookies, also known as White Fire Cookies, is a remarkable sativa strain born from the union of Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) and White Fire OG. This unique genetic blend brings together the sweet, sugar-like aroma of GSC with the earthy, floral, and spicy notes inherited from OG Kush. The result is a complex and enticing flavor profile featuring hints of menthol, citrus, and chocolate that captivate the senses.

The effects of WiFi Cookies are as dynamic as its heritage. The sativa dominance from White Fire OG infuses the strain with uplifting and cerebral qualities, inspiring an intense euphoria and cheerful state of mind. Users often report a relaxed yet focused mental state, making it ideal for creative pursuits or social interactions. The influence of GSC adds a mellow undertone, balancing the energetic effects with a soothing sense of relaxation.

With a rich terpene profile that includes Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Nerolidol 2, WiFi Cookies offers an aromatic blend of citrus, lemon, earthy, and diesel notes. These terpenes not only contribute to its distinctive flavor but also enhance the overall experience by promoting feelings of relaxation and euphoria. WiFi Cookies stands out as a strain that combines the best of its parent genetics, delivering an engaging experience that delights both the mind and body.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [WiFi, aka White Fire] x [Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Philosopher Seeds

Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Relaxing, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Earthy, Diesel, Pungent

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included five for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Wifi Cookies 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain  - WiFi Cookies, also known as White Fire Cookies, is a remarkable sativa strain born from the union of Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) and White Fire OG. This unique genetic blend brings together the sweet, sugar-like aroma of GSC with the earthy, floral, and spicy notes inherited from OG Kush. The result is a complex and enticing flavor profile featuring hints of menthol, citrus, and chocolate that captivate the senses.

The effects of WiFi Cookies are as dynamic as its heritage. The sativa dominance from White Fire OG infuses the strain with uplifting and cerebral qualities, inspiring an intense euphoria and cheerful state of mind. Users often report a relaxed yet focused mental state, making it ideal for creative pursuits or social interactions. The influence of GSC adds a mellow undertone, balancing the energetic effects with a soothing sense of relaxation.

With a rich terpene profile that includes Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, and Nerolidol 2, WiFi Cookies offers an aromatic blend of citrus, lemon, earthy, and diesel notes. These terpenes not only contribute to its distinctive flavor but also enhance the overall experience by promoting feelings of relaxation and euphoria. WiFi Cookies stands out as a strain that combines the best of its parent genetics, delivering an engaging experience that delights both the mind and body.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [WiFi, aka White Fire] x [Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Philosopher Seeds

Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, alpha-Humulene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Cerebral, Relaxing, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Lemon, Earthy, Diesel, Pungent

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .7g version and included five for every day of the workweek. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Wifi Cookies Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

The Strain  - Animal Cookies Crisp is a potent indica hybrid strain born from the exceptional cross of Animal Cookies and Cookie Crisp, crafted by Trade Bait Cookies and Cannarado. This remarkable blend is renowned for its intense cerebral effects and high THC levels, delivering an instant onset that envelops the body in a wave of euphoria and relaxation. The dense, round buds are frosted white with crystal resin, hinting at the powerful experience that awaits.

The aroma of Animal Cookies Crisp is a captivating fusion of skunky citrus notes, underpinned by strong and pungent undertones that appeal to cannabis connoisseurs. Hints of earthiness and herbal tones enhance the dank citrus flavor, creating a complex and satisfying taste profile. This rich flavor is attributed to its primary terpene profile, which includes Caryophyllene, Nerolidol 2, Limonene, Humulene, and Myrcene, contributing to flavors of citrus, earthy sweetness, skunk, and spicy herbal notes.

When it comes to effects, Animal Cookies Crisp is known for inducing feelings of euphoria, happiness, and a soothing sense of calm that can lead to a restful state. The high is immediate, resulting in a whole-body release and a blissful mental state. Drawing from its parent genetics, the uplifting qualities of Animal Cookies combine with the potent relaxation of Cookie Crisp, offering an experience that elevates the mood while easing the mind and body. This strain is an excellent choice for those seeking a powerful and immersive journey into relaxation and contentment.

Strain Type: Indica Hybrid

Lineage: [Animal Cookies] x [Cookie Crisp]

Breeder: Trade Bait Cookies, Cannarado

Terpene Profile: alpha-Humulene, d-Limonene, beta-Myrcene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool,
Geraniol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Happy, Sleepy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Citrus, Earthy, Sweet, Skunk, Spicy/Herbal

Animal Cookies Crisp 1g Flower

The Strain  -  Gelato #33 is a hybrid strain crafted by master breeder collective Cookies Fam, resulting from the flavorful cross of Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. Much like the dessert it's named after, Gelato #33 offers a smooth and creamy experience that delights the senses. The strain is renowned for its complex flavor profile, combining sweet berry notes with earthy undertones and a hint of diesel, creating a taste that's both indulgent and refreshing.

The strain's primary terpene profile includes Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, Humulene, and Linalool. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth that enhances the earthy aspects of the flavor. Myrcene brings forward musky sweetness, promoting a sense of relaxation. Limonene introduces a bright citrus zest that uplifts the mood, while Linalool contributes subtle floral notes for a well-rounded aroma. Humulene adds a touch of herbal nuance, completing the rich tapestry of flavors.

Gelato #33 is celebrated for its ability to induce feelings of relaxation, upliftment, and happiness. The euphoria-driven effects set in quickly, enveloping users in a carefree and energetic state. It's known to enhance social experiences, making conversations flow more easily and boosting confidence in group settings. Drawing from its parent genetics, the uplifting qualities of Sunset Sherbet and the balanced effects of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies combine to create a harmonious experience that elevates the mood and soothes the mind.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Sunset Sherbet] x [Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Cookie Fam

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Caryophyllene, alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Uplifted, Happy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Earthy, Diesel

The Process - Fill it, Roll it, Light it. 5g of your favorite strain, no grinder required. Made from premium ground flower...never shake. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Gelato #33 Ready2Roll 5G Flower

A tantalizing hybrid strain, novice patients may want to approach this THC powerhouse with caution.

The Strain  -  Gelato #33 is a hybrid strain crafted by master breeder collective Cookies Fam, resulting from the flavorful cross of Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies. Much like the dessert it's named after, Gelato #33 offers a smooth and creamy experience that delights the senses. The strain is renowned for its complex flavor profile, combining sweet berry notes with earthy undertones and a hint of diesel, creating a taste that's both indulgent and refreshing.

The strain's primary terpene profile includes Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, Humulene, and Linalool. Caryophyllene adds a spicy warmth that enhances the earthy aspects of the flavor. Myrcene brings forward musky sweetness, promoting a sense of relaxation. Limonene introduces a bright citrus zest that uplifts the mood, while Linalool contributes subtle floral notes for a well-rounded aroma. Humulene adds a touch of herbal nuance, completing the rich tapestry of flavors.

Gelato #33 is celebrated for its ability to induce feelings of relaxation, upliftment, and happiness. The euphoria-driven effects set in quickly, enveloping users in a carefree and energetic state. It's known to enhance social experiences, making conversations flow more easily and boosting confidence in group settings. Drawing from its parent genetics, the uplifting qualities of Sunset Sherbet and the balanced effects of Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies combine to create a harmonious experience that elevates the mood and soothes the mind.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Sunset Sherbet] x [Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies]

Breeder: Cookie Fam

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Myrcene, d-Limonene, Nerolidol 2, beta-Caryophyllene, alpha-Humulene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Uplifted, Happy

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Berry, Earthy, Diesel

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Gelato #33 3.5G Flower

The Strain  -  Biscotti is a potent indica strain expertly crafted by the renowned Cookies Fam, resulting from the exceptional blend of Gelato #25, Girl Scout Cookies, and South Florida OG. This unique lineage creates a rich tapestry of flavors and effects, offering a distinctive cannabis experience that stands out among enthusiasts. Celebrated for its sweet and buttery aroma with hints of earthy herbs and fruits, Biscotti culminates in a slightly bitter taste reminiscent of coffee. The notable cookie undertones pay homage to its Girl Scout Cookies heritage, while the creamy sweetness reflects the influence of Gelato #25.

The strain's primary terpene profile features Caryophyllene, Limonene, Nerolidol 2, Linalool, and Ocimene, which contribute significantly to its complex flavor and aroma. Caryophyllene adds a spicy, peppery nuance, enhancing the earthy aspects of the strain. Limonene introduces a citrusy zest, infusing subtle hints of lemon that uplift the overall sensory experience. Nerolidol 2 brings woody and floral notes, adding depth to the flavor profile. Linalool contributes delicate floral hints reminiscent of lavender, while Ocimene imparts sweet and herbal undertones. This harmonious blend of terpenes creates a multifaceted flavor profile that is both intriguing and satisfying.

Biscotti is renowned for its relaxing, happy, and euphoric effects that gradually envelop the user. The experience often begins with a heady buzz that fosters creativity and a sense of well-being, drawing from the uplifting qualities of Girl Scout Cookies and Gelato #25. As the effects deepen, a full-body relaxation sets in, influenced by the calming nature of South Florida OG. Users may find themselves feeling content and at ease, with a soothing sensation that eases away tension. This balanced high makes Biscotti an ideal choice for those looking to unwind, stimulate creativity, or elevate their mood.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: Gelato #25 x Girl Scout Cookies x South Florida OG

Breeder: Cookies Fam

Primary Terpene Profile: beta-Caryophyllene, d-Limonene, Linalool

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Happy, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Vanilla, Earthy, Coffee

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Biscotti 3.5g Flower

The Strain  -  Chemdog OG is a dynamic sativa strain resulting from the legendary cross of Chemdawg and OG Kush. This fusion of two iconic strains creates a cannabis experience that is both uplifting and invigorating. Known for inspiring users to reach new creative heights, Chemdog OG invites the mind to indulge in its imaginative side while elevating the mood to a light and carefree state.

The strain's complex aroma profile features the diesel notes of Chemdawg blending seamlessly with the sour, piney scent of OG Kush, creating a pungent skunky fragrance that fills the room. Its flavor mirrors its aroma, coating the palate with a solid diesel taste and a lingering sticky flavor on the inhale. On the exhale, users may notice creamy, pine-like notes that leave a sweet and pungent taste.

Chemdog OG's primary terpene profile includes Nerolidol 2, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Nerolidol 1, and Humulene, which contribute to its distinctive flavors and effects. Users often report feeling talkative, creative, and focused, with a happy and euphoric undertone. The uplifting qualities inherited from Chemdawg and the mood-enhancing properties of OG Kush combine to create an experience that keeps spirits high for hours on end, making it an ideal choice for those seeking motivation and joy in their activities.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Chemdawg]

Breeder: Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, beta-Caryophyllene, beta-Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Talkative, Creative, Focused, Happy, Aroused, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Chemical, Diesel, Pine

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Chemdog OG 3.5g Flower

The Strain  -  Violet Fog Violet Fog is an indica-dominant hybrid that greets the nose with candied grape sweetness up front, layered over a savory, resinous base. Bright citrus peels sparkle through the profile while warm, peppery spice and a hint of floral coolness round out the bouquet, yielding a complex scent that's both playful and grounding.

The strain's terpene profile includes Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, and Geraniol. Myrcene contributes to the earthy and musky aspects of the flavor, promoting a sense of relaxation. Limonene adds a citrusy zest, uplifting the overall aroma. Caryophyllene introduces a spicy kick, while Linalool offers subtle floral hints that enhance the sweetness. Geraniol further amplifies the fruity and floral characteristics, rounding out the sensory experience with its pleasant fragrance.

Violet Fog is known for its hazy and uplifting effects. Users often report a sense of unfocused happiness that can lead to lightheartedness and giggles. As the experience unfolds, a deep relaxation may settle in, promoting a calm and sleepy state. This combination of mood-enhancing and soothing effects makes Violet Fog an ideal choice for unwinding after a long day, offering a peaceful transition into a restful evening.

Strain Type: Indica

Top Reported Strain Effects: Hazy, Uplifted, Relaxed, Giggly, Sleepy

Top Report Strain Flavors: Grape, Skunky, Spicy, Sweet

The Process - We expertly hand trim the biggest and best, A-grade buds from the tops of our colas. Each glass jar contains no more than 7 buds, but more likely you will see 3 - 5 big nugs in each eighth sold. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our illicit growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Violet Fog 3.5g Flower

The Strain  -  Chemdog OG is a dynamic sativa strain resulting from the legendary cross of Chemdawg and OG Kush. This fusion of two iconic strains creates a cannabis experience that is both uplifting and invigorating. Known for inspiring users to reach new creative heights, Chemdog OG invites the mind to indulge in its imaginative side while elevating the mood to a light and carefree state.

The strain's complex aroma profile features the diesel notes of Chemdawg blending seamlessly with the sour, piney scent of OG Kush, creating a pungent skunky fragrance that fills the room. Its flavor mirrors its aroma, coating the palate with a solid diesel taste and a lingering sticky flavor on the inhale. On the exhale, users may notice creamy, pine-like notes that leave a sweet and pungent taste.

Chemdog OG's primary terpene profile includes Nerolidol 2, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Nerolidol 1, and Humulene, which contribute to its distinctive flavors and effects. Users often report feeling talkative, creative, and focused, with a happy and euphoric undertone. The uplifting qualities inherited from Chemdawg and the mood-enhancing properties of OG Kush combine to create an experience that keeps spirits high for hours on end, making it an ideal choice for those seeking motivation and joy in their activities.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: [OG Kush] x [Chemdawg]

Breeder: Unknown

Primary Terpene Profile: d-Limonene, beta-Caryophyllene, beta-Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Talkative, Creative, Focused, Happy, Aroused, Euphoric

Top Report Strain Flavors: Chemical, Diesel, Pine

The Process - Fill it, Roll it, Light it. 5g of your favorite strain, no grinder required. Made from premium ground flower...never shake. Our flower is grown, harvested, cured, and packaged with the patient in mind every step of the way. The experience of our ILLICIT growers coupled with our commitment to technology creates consistent and impactful cannabis. The long cure and delicate hand-trim are easy to see and even easier to smell when those lovely terpenes are released upon opening your jar.

Chemdog OG Ready2Roll 5g Flower

The Strain: Introducing Kingdom Kush, a highly potent indica strain that combines the renowned OG Kush with the Grape strain. This expertly crafted blend offers a complex character and is known for its reliable ability to deliver a tranquil yet euphoric high. One of the standout qualities of Kingdom Kush is its gradual and impactful experience. Users can expect a gradual onset of relaxation, melting away the stresses of the day. As the effects deepen, a euphoric journey unfolds, uplifting mood and enhancing overall well-being. It provides a temporary escape from worries and fatigue, offering a truly relaxing high that appeals to cannabis enthusiasts seeking tranquility.

Beyond its effects, Kingdom Kush boasts a unique and unforgettable taste profile. With the first hit, users will savor the tangy grape flavor, followed by earthy and woody undertones inherited from its OG Kush lineage. Delicate hints of lavender add an extra layer of richness to the overall tasting experience. These elements come together harmoniously, creating an engaging and aromatic flavor journey that is as unique and nuanced as its effects.

For cannabis users who value both a deeply relaxing effect and an exquisite taste experience, Kingdom Kush stands as the strain of choice.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: [Tenzin Kush #4] X [OGLA '78]

Kingdom Kush 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain - A young indica strain from the Pacific Northwest, Bop Gun is a potent cross of Do-Si-Dos and Papaya. If you’re a fan of 90’s music, Bop Gun's funky characteristics shouldn't be a surprise.

After being blasted in the face with a terp cannon of stinky cheese and tropical fruit, you’ll quickly respect Bop Gun's aromatic chops. A gassy, sweet aroma envelopes you at first, but when you break down this bud, a doughy, cookie smell comes off it. Sticky and covered in trichomes, this lady is not just a pretty nug.

Although zestier than the smell implies, Bop Gun's cheesy puffs are appetizers in themselves, with a creamy, funky flavor wrapping around the tongue. Notes of lemons and sugar cookies try their darndest to penetrate that cheesy cloak, but they barely succeed before an earthy, skunky aftertaste takes over.

A "bop gun" is a shot of funk into the hearts of funkless people to get them dancing. Bop Gun's high is easy to function on, but noticeable in both mind and body, warming up limbs and joints while wrapping your brain in a blanket of bliss. Bop Gun is glorious for morning and daytime, loosening up a stiff neck and shoulders without killing focus, meanwhile sparking curiosity and creativity. Perfect for the "productive stoner,” providing a relaxed body buzz without hindering productivity.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: Do-Si-Dos x Papaya

Breeder: Unknown

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxing, Euphoric, Creative

Top Report Strain Flavors: Cheese, Papaya, Earth, Skunk

The Pack - The definition for SMOKO is a rest from work for a smoke; a tea break. Whether you don’t have the time to enjoy a full gram ILLICIT joint or just need a shorty for the lunch break, we created a smaller .5g version and included two for twice the relief. Now, that’s the tea, sis.

Bop Gun Smokos 2pk x 0.5g

The Strain - Rollozz is a hybrid strain first developed by Beanmill Genetics, resulting from the powerful cross of GMO and Strudel Breath. This exceptional blend harnesses the robust genetics of its parent strains, delivering a cannabis experience that seamlessly blends relaxation with elevated spirits. Rollozz stands out for its rich terpene profile, featuring Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, Bisabolol, and Nerolidol 2, which work in harmony to create a multifaceted and enjoyable high.

The flavor profile of Rollozz is a delightful fusion of nutty and earthy notes, complemented by subtle hints of citrus and spice. Each inhale offers a smooth, creamy taste reminiscent of roasted nuts, balanced by the deep, grounding essence of earthy undertones. The presence of Limonene adds a refreshing citrus zest, while Caryophyllene and Humulene introduce gentle spicy and woody accents. This intricate blend ensures that every puff is both satisfying and complex, providing a flavorful journey that enhances the overall sensory experience.

When enjoying Rollozz, users are welcomed by a wave of calm and contentment that gently envelops both mind and body. The initial surge of euphoria uplifts the mood, fostering a sense of happiness and lightheartedness that encourages social interaction and creative pursuits. As the high progresses, a soothing relaxation settles in, easing tension and promoting a serene state of mind. This balanced combination of mental clarity and physical ease makes Rollozz an ideal companion for transitioning from a busy day to a peaceful evening, allowing you to embrace tranquility while maintaining a positive and uplifted spirit.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Lineage: [GMO] x [Strudel Breath]
Breeder: Beanmill Genetics
Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene, Bisabolol
Top Reported Strain Effects: Euphoric, Uplifted, Social, Creative, Relaxed
Top Report Strain Flavors: Nutty, Earthy, Citrus, Spice, Woody

Rollozz 7g Popcorn Flower

The Strain  -  Dirty Taxi is a potent hybrid strain expertly cultivated by Top Dawg Seeds, born from the cross of GMO and Chem D I95. This unique blend results in a powerful yet nuanced cannabis experience that leans towards inducing feelings of happiness, relaxation, and euphoria. Drawing from its rich lineage, Dirty Taxi offers a soothing journey that begins with a swift surge of euphoric energy, instilling motivation and focus before settling into a calm and uplifting state.

The strain's complex flavor profile is characterized by earthy and pungent notes complemented by hints of citrus, pepper, and herbal spices. Its primary terpene profile—featuring Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Humulene, and Pinene—contributes to this distinctive taste and aroma. Limonene adds a bright citrus zest that uplifts the senses, while Myrcene brings earthy undertones that promote relaxation. Caryophyllene introduces a spicy peppery nuance, enhancing the overall depth of flavor. Humulene adds subtle herbal notes, and Pinene infuses a refreshing pine aroma, rounding out the sensory experience.

Dirty Taxi is renowned for its focused, energetic, and happy effects. Users often report an invigorating sensation that spreads throughout the body, prompting physical activity and elevating the mood. The uplifting qualities inherited from GMO and Chem D I95 combine to create a balanced high that keeps spirits elevated and the mind engaged. Whether aiming to boost creativity, enhance motivation, or simply indulge in a euphoric escape, Dirty Taxi offers a memorable and satisfying encounter that resonates with both the body and mind.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: GMO x Chem D I95

Breeder: Top Dawg Seeds

Primary Terpene Profile: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene

Top Reported Strain Effects: Focused, Energetic, Happy, Uplifting, Body-High

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Pepper, Herbal, Spicy

Dirty Taxi 14g Flower

The Strain: Zookeebarz is a dynamic hybrid strain from Beanmill Genetics, born from the exciting cross of Zookies and Koko Barz. Designed for those with a taste for adventure and a desire to explore both creative energy and soothing calm, this strain fuses the playful character of its Zookies parent with the exotic, rich essence of Koko Barz. With a complex profile that combines vibrant citrus and herbal notes, Zookeebarz invites you to experience a truly distinctive journey.

The flavor profile is a masterful blend where Myrcene lays a robust, earthy foundation, while Limonene delivers a burst of bright citrus that enlivens your palate. Caryophyllene adds a subtle, spicy warmth, and Humulene contributes delicate herbal accents that deepen the overall taste. Meanwhile, Nerolidol 2 and Bisabolol provide soft floral nuances and a smooth finish. Top reported strain flavors include: Fruity, Sweet, Citrus, Earthy, Spicy, Herbal, Nutty, Pine, Berry, and Floral.

Zookeebarz elevates your mood with an immediate wave of euphoria and creative inspiration that fuels imaginative projects and lively interactions. As the initial uplift settles, a gentle sense of relaxation emerges, encouraging calm reflection and focused productivity. This versatile strain sets the stage for exploring new ideas, engaging in collaborative endeavors, or simply enjoying a quiet moment of contentment. Let Zookeebarz spark your creativity and infuse your day with a refreshing blend of energy and serenity.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Zookies] x [Koko Barz]

Breeder: Beanmill Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene,

Nerolidol 2, Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxed, Inspired, Engaged, Sociable, Contented

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Fruity, Sweet, Citrus, Earthy, Spicy, Herbal, Nutty

Zookeebarz .5g Smokos Preroll Single

Zookeebarz Smokos 2pk x0.5g

Zookeebarz Smokos 5pk x 0.5g

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The Strain - A young indica strain from the Pacific Northwest, Bop Gun is a potent cross of Do-Si-Dos and Papaya. If you’re a fan of 90’s music, Bop Gun's funky characteristics shouldn't be a surprise.

After being blasted in the face with a terp cannon of stinky cheese and tropical fruit, you’ll quickly respect Bop Gun's aromatic chops. A gassy, sweet aroma envelopes you at first, but when you break down this bud, a doughy, cookie smell comes off it. Sticky and covered in trichomes, this lady is not just a pretty nug.

Although zestier than the smell implies, Bop Gun's cheesy puffs are appetizers in themselves, with a creamy, funky flavor wrapping around the tongue. Notes of lemons and sugar cookies try their darndest to penetrate that cheesy cloak, but they barely succeed before an earthy, skunky aftertaste takes over.

A "bop gun" is a shot of funk into the hearts of funkless people to get them dancing. Bop Gun's high is easy to function on, but noticeable in both mind and body, warming up limbs and joints while wrapping your brain in a blanket of bliss. Bop Gun is glorious for morning and daytime, loosening up a stiff neck and shoulders without killing focus, meanwhile sparking curiosity and creativity. Perfect for the "productive stoner,” providing a relaxed body buzz without hindering productivity.

Strain Type: Indica

Lineage: Do-Si-Dos x Papaya

Breeder: Unknown

Top Reported Strain Effects: Relaxing, Euphoric, Creative

Top Report Strain Flavors: Cheese, Papaya, Earth, Skunk

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