“We were absolutely blown away by the knowledgeable staff! We come from WA state, so we've encountered quite a few budtenders in our day, but these guys set the bar so high. The store was beautiful, but the staff is what makes this place the best in the west. We will definitely be returning.”
“This shop is BEAUTIFUL and the weed is too!!! I've never been to a dispensary with such great attention to detail. Being an out-of- towner, it was beyond my expectations. Can't wait to come back for a visit next time I'm in Astoria.”
“This was my first visit into Five Zero Trees and I was blown away by the quality product and how helpful the staff was. I can't wait to get home and try out the OGKB! Thanks for coming to the area Five Zero Trees, I'll definitely be back!”
“Been waitin' and watchin' for this spot to open down on commercial street. We already have a few pot shops and I wasn't sure we needed another. Then they opened and made me realize what I'd been missing.
I'm a shatter guy myself, so I went with the Blueberry Pie from Cultivated and Buddha's Sunset from Chronic Creations. They didn't disappoint!! My girlfriend came with me and got a couple grams of white tahoe cookies that were dank! Super fire. We're so glad to have this available to us on the coast. This place is great and we will totally be back.”
Thank you @ConwayTeets for the positive review! So glad you love the Buddha's Sunset and Blueberry Pie, we just can't get enough of those terpenes! We appreciate your business, and glad we could "shatter" your expectations ! ;D See you soon!
“I'd heard about these guys from my buddy in Portland who said it's some of the best ganja he's come across over there, so when I heard they were opening in Astoria, I had to check it out.
The space is HUGE, but manages to be really warm and chill. They've got so many strains to choose from! I went with my standby, OGKB which the budtender told me they grew on their farm. The smell alone got me all tingly. I decided to branch out a bit and try a few I'd never had and the woman who helped me knew exactly where to steer me. I decided to stick with the five zero trees farm flower to see what these guys are all about.
3 Finger Jack, a killer sativa, Animal Cookies OG (oh my!) and Electric Dog Shit.
This is some of the best weed I've come across in a retail shop. They definitely lived up to the bar my buddy set (which was a lot of hype) and I think will be my new go-to at the coast.
Five zero for the win!”
Thanks for the positive review, @MuddButt420! We pride ourselves on keeping the finest quality cannabis stocked on our shelves, and our wonderful staff are always ready to assist you in your search for the perfect strain. Keep checking back with us, as we are always getting in new flower. We will see you soon for your next smoke session!
“The Quality of Cannabis made available now to the Astoria area is a breath of fresh air. My lungs and life are now filled with Craft Cannabis that I was unaware of. The prices are affordable and the Quality is uncomparable to anything else in the area. Thank you Five Zero Trees for making my visit positive and fun! I will be back for more.”
“Wow! This shop drew me in with it's beautiful store-front and what was inside did not disappoint.
Jesse helped us out and was so kind, patient and knowledgeable. We felt so comfortable and welcomed here. The Lemon Banana Sherbert pre-roll smelled so good, we couldn't pass it up. It was amazing and the chocolates we got from Wyld were perfect for the evening we had planned.
I think we've found our new go-to for our weed needs. Thanks for coming to the coast, guys!”