Green Theory

Welcome to Green Theory! We are DC's newest medical cannabis dispensary located in the heart of NW in the Palisades neighborhood near Georgetown. We offer top-tier medical cannabis products from DC's most reputable cannabis cultivators. We can't wait to see you in the store! Anyone 21 visiting DC and DC residents may now self-certify that they have a qualifying medical condition and can immediately shop at licensed Washington DC dispensaries using the temporary patient registration approval sent to applicants upon submission the online patient application and payment. Patients will receive a payment link upon completion of application. Applications and details are available on ABCA’s website. Additionally patients can register on site at Green Theory. No Medical Card Required! We also accept Out Of State Medical Cannabis Cardholders From All *Active* State's Medical Marijuana programs including Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia Hawaii, Illinois, Iowa, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina - Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians, North Dakota, Oklahoma, Ohio, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Puerto Rico, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, and West Virginia. All patients must have a valid state card/certification and government issued photo ID. Visit our website to learn more about getting your med card today! Payment Cashless ATM: When paying with a debit card, a debit fee of $3 will be added to your transaction Cash ATM: A withdrawal fee of $3.50 will be added when withdrawing cash. We also accept cash! Delivery available through our website! About us We opened in April 2024 as DC's newest dispensary in almost a decade! We have a team of staff with years of experience in the cannabis industry that specialize in providing you with personalized recommendations for anything to support your healing journey. As a new business, we are dedicated to creating a welcoming environment for novices and experts alike! Come check out our products, which include flower, edibles, topicals, tinctures, and more! Menu We have a wide variety of products with new strains available regularly! We pride ourselves on constantly receiving in new products at least every other week. This consistent restocking of inventory means we have the freshest medical cannabis in DC! Staff Let our knowledgeable budtenders guide you to the perfect product. All of our staff has years of experience in the industry and knows our product selection extremely well. Whether you're a novice or experienced consumer, we will be able to find you the perfect product for your needs! Location We're located in the heart of The Palisades neighborhood right across the Key Bridge from northern VA. A short walk away from Georgetown where you'll find the best shopping and restaurants in DC. We have street parking available for all customers and are accessible by public transit with the D6 bus stopping right in front of our shop! First-Time Customers NEW PATIENTS: 20% DISCOUNT ENTIRE ORDER - NO MINIMUM Must be redeemed on the first visit. Non-residents and residents can get a DC medical card instantly and shop today!