Theorem Cannabis - Kenmore

One of the coolest and well run dispensaries in the area. Friendly service and knowledgeable budtenders whenever you ask for help. Always stocked up with some of the best brands around. Glad to have Theorem as my local shop.

I really like Theorem. 1st time buying weed in a while, and 1st legal rec shop I'd gone to. They are very friendly and helpful and always able to discuss strains from knowledge. I always leave happy and feeling taking care of. Plus, update: the construction on the 522 has eased up and they have finished the sidewalk by the parking lots for the store, so the is now much improved and easy. It's also accessible from the Burke Gilman bike trail by stairs or a walk around the block. Only thing that would make it more exciting would some combo deals between bags and pre-rolls. Or, pre-rolls with kief added. Or, Moonrocks! :-p

This place just keeps getting better and better. There have been multiple times where I have wanted to give this place a 3 or 4 star review. Every single time I have waited to see if they are better on my next visit before reviewing. And low and behold, every single time they have somehow impressed me enough for me to hold off on giving this place an average review. I don't think I will ever find the perfect place for me to legally purchase marijuana. I have visited quite a few shops in the Seattle area, both medical and recreational, and none of them have been perfect. There are many awesome places to purchase cannabis in the greater puget sound region, however none of the ones that I have visited (in the 8 years that I have been been purchasing marijuana legally, at first on the medical market and now on both the recreational and medical market) have matched the amount of progress that this place has made in such a short time. When I first started coming here shortly after they opened, the selection was mediocre, the quality of products was just decent enough to justify spending the money, and the prices were a bit crazy. I dunno how long exactly they've been open now, but I'm sure it's been less than a year. Since then, they have gotten a much larger selection of produts, dropped their prices, and the quality has improved amazingly. When I first started going here, they had one brand of flower that was worth buying, and the best strain of that brand was $20/g. Of course they had the novelties like edibles, pills and what not, but mostly, I would only come here when I had money to blow. The amount of growth they have made in the about 6 months or so since then has been so amazing that leafly probably would cut me off before I could finish my review. The only complaint that I had left about this place before this review was the selection of quality concentrates for decent prices. They had two brands I would buy (lucid, which was an amazing quality for only $40/g. And omega's blue line which is really pretty good for $25 for 0.5g) however, when I stopped by today on Xmas eve, not only did they provide the amazing customer service that I have come to love them for (and is most of the reason I keep coming back, despite some of the worries I have had about them.), I was able to pick up .5g of live resin, great quality dabs for only $35. Not only is this a great deal, but I was actually debating between that, and another deal they had for some other new brand they had that looked like pretty good stuff that was only $40 for a full gram. I'm sorry for the long ass review, but this place keeps impressing and after my visit today I truly believe that the sky is the limit for theorem and their team. And while I will probably never find the perfect place to legally buy weed, and I will continue to visit other places either due to convenience factors or me just continuing my quest to find my perfect place to buy weed, theorem will always have a special place in my heart. I spent the first 17 years of my life growing up in kenmore, and as a proud stoner, I would love to say that my hometown is home of the best place to legally buy weed in the world. And they definitely have some hurdles to overcome to earn that title, (mostly out of their control, such as that ridiculously high tax and other legal issues) but as long as they continue to provide the level of customer service that they do, and they keep listening to their customers (which I really admire because it's so rare for companies nowadays to put their customers before the bottom line) I have faith that kenmore will be home to the first top of the line, almost perfect, pot store in the world. Once again, sorry for the long review, but this is the first thing I've reviewed in years and the fact that I can't stop gushing over it alone should earn this place a visit from you.

In my opinion this is the best dispensary around. I’ve been to others but for some reason I consistently come back here. The staff is always nice and from what I have experienced they always have an awesome selection. 15% percent off top shelf Saturday?!? That’s where it’s at!