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This strain makes you feel great but you can’t get off your couch! And your eyes are dry and itchy! So you better hope you remembered to get your— wait what was I supposed to do? Oh yeah! Your short term memory is fucked! Anyway, if that sounds like a fun time to you; and in all honesty, it is kind of fun… then you’ll like this strain. But honestly, there are so many better strains that will make you feel good AND let you participate in the world.

I love that this place carries a variety of old school classic strains. The bud tenders have always been super friendly and helpful and the bud quality is also superb. One of thing I want to mention and thank the dispensary for is that they take the time to actually add CBD numbers and descriptions to their strains on Leafly!! That is awesome as I can peruse the inventory and order ahead of time when I plan to be in the neighborhood.

Great place! I love the dispensary name and loved the skeleton on the roof.

Very friendly budtender showed me a couple options within my criteria and the Razz Wreck I got was delicious and perfect for my ailments.

Powerful stuff. A bit of disassociation, but it is not unpleasant. Music sounds amazing, and I think I’m going to be able to focus well on work as the initial peak mellows. Really makes me happy, pain free, and optimistic. Which is what I meant by: Powerful stuff.

This is my favorite shop in north Portland right now. Everything they have sold me has been great quality.

I’ve really enjoyed almost everything I’ve bought from here. I expected the buds I got in a ziplock bag to be mids but they were great.

Smells great, but it did not give me motivation and energy. More like motivation to lie in bed and ruminate on thousands of transient thoughts. I feel like my heart is racing, but I also don’t want to move my body.

I smoked a third of a .5g Cascade preroll of this and I am JACKED. Very heady, very happy, energized, muscles relaxed, ready to take on my chores. I can’t believe this is less than 1% THC. I feel more of a sativa high from this than a lot of other full THC strains I’ve tried. If you are seeking medical benefit, definitely try this strain.

Mine is called Caked Up Cherry (singular). I don’t know if that is just because the grower identifies as a singular pronoun, or if it is because it is actually a different strain. Anyway, this one should be called The Time Fucker ™ or like 12 Monkeys or something cause holy shit it hits you unexpectedly sends you back and forth through time.