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this is a STRAIN. top ten, no hyperbole. just knocked my eyelids to half mast. cheesin. relaxed. perfectly spread high in the feet and head and body in general. cerebral hugs. tastes as advertised, too. absolutely gorgeous purply nugs. further effects wise it feels like the wedding cake strain but even heavier. shout out to Dairy to Dank

tastes chunky and feels like it. very chill. def an indica af. good vibes

i think it's overrated tbh. it's nice, don't get me wrong. it's not in my top 50 though

when it's a good grow it's great. love how it makes my feet feel glued. and the heavy head ordeal. very ideal. it's quite a unique strain in terms of how distinct a feeling gorilla glue effect are.

copped a gram pre-roll of a yield from Truforia. if coppers chiefed jelly donutz, they would quit the force and focus on writing poetry phenomenal head high right in the cerebral sweet spot. buzzing like a baby bumblebee's staticky baby monitor in my face parts. gently hovercrafting tingle style for the rest of the ole mortal flesh coil that we call the body. euphoria but not like the show. the notes of sweetness are there, too. no notes. ten out of ten with great notes and so no notes. very noteworthy strain. might have swayed me back in the direction of sativa leaning hybrids for the foreseeable future. i will cop a dozen jelly donutz pre-rolls next time and i will smile such as now.

this strain is a safe space. also wow does it taste delicious. off the charts flavor profile wise, legit aftertaste of having eaten raw cookie dough. i'm a heavy smoker and this has me entirely right.

this is, without question, an upper echelon type of situation.

Bret is one of the kindest souls on this earth. He is so passionate about his growing and his products and he's compassionate to his customers. He helped my grandpa pick out edibles for his chronic joint pain. he helped me pick out flower based on my strain preferences. there is so much variety and it is all fresh and tended to. there's an arcade to hang out inside. the owner's son is extremely knowledgeable about the vape selection. this is a phenomenal, life saving place. especially for me - an alcoholic in early recovery who struggles mightily with big pharma and values harm reduction (i don't want to die of drinking). green grove is a haven. i will recommend everyone their way forevermore

what a profound taste. violet earthy fruity for sure. delightful high. sits nice around the head. chill euphoria. an entire ounce of shake for $20 has me emotional. it's not in my top 10 but it's close. beautiful name, too. i bet this strain would be perfect for the spring time. incredible bargain buy, wouldn't actively seek out like purple kush or wedding cake. could see it as a useful default strain in that it's tame enough but medicinal enough at the same time. i dig it

Such a therapeutic experience. I just found out a friend of mine passed away today and have been beside myself. I still am. Just had 2 bowls of this and I feel like my soul is receiving a cerebral hug (the myrcene in this is phenomenal) while remaining physically comforted. My anxiety is currently manageable. So grateful to have this strain available amidst this unexpected grief. And it’s Wes forever 🕊️