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OMG by good green has always done me right. GMO cookies x kush mints makes this strain. It’s a really nice indica dominate hybrid. The first time I bought a quarter of this, I opened the jar and immediately said “OMG”! it’s a very pungent strain, it creeps up into your nose and tickles the hairs. Nice orange hues in the weed, sticky, and fluffy. I’ve smoked an ounce of this all together. My dispensary unfortunately doesn’t carry this strain very much, and it’s usually in smaller amounts. This batch that I got was fluffier than normal, the buds weren’t as dense, but still gorgeous. I’m usually better at reviews but this weed is just fantastic and all I can say is “OMG!” it’s very dank, on par if not better than gorilla glue imo. I really want to grow this strain (im a medical patient, and can legally grow) but trying to find seeds to purchase for this strain is difficult. If you get the chance to try this strain, please do! Cherish every second you have to smoke it <3

Pastries #34 is a solid strain by Simply Herb. Wedding cake x grape pie is what makes this strain. I’ve smoked 2oz of this overall. Pastries tends to be around 20-28% THC depending on the batch. The smell is very sweet, almost like a desert treat, but not super pungent. It’s like a muted version of wedding cake when it comes to the scent. Not very loud, but still very affective. Myrcene and caryophyllene are my favorite terpenes. I’m very sensitive to Limonene, and while pastries #34 does have linonene in it, it’s not as harsh as other strains. The bud is always very large. Simply Herb marks the bags as popcorn, but there’s usually a few buds that are over a gram in weight. Sticky, with slight purple hints under a flashlight. The smoke is very smooth. It tastes very similar to how it smells, it quite literally tastes like a pastry when you smoke it. The high starts off light, and then fades into a decent body high. It’s not going to be a couch lock strain, it does have a bit of a sativa feel to it. Not a full head high, but not as body high as I’d prefer. I do keep coming back to this weed though, it’s something you can smoke round the clock. If you’re more of a seasoned smoker, you’ll need to smoke a few bowls to get close to a couch lock. Overall pretty decent strain, i haven’t paid more than $90 for a half and it’s almost always in stock.

Light and fluffy weed. I only got an eighth, so it went pretty fast but I did enjoy it. Relaxing strain, great smell.

Very tasty. Smokes well, gives a good high and makes me a little sleepy.