Pastries #34

Pastries #34 is a solid strain by Simply Herb. Wedding cake x grape pie is what makes this strain. I’ve smoked 2oz of this overall. Pastries tends to be around 20-28% THC depending on the batch. The smell is very sweet, almost like a desert treat, but not super pungent. It’s like a muted version of wedding cake when it comes to the scent. Not very loud, but still very affective. Myrcene and caryophyllene are my favorite terpenes. I’m very sensitive to Limonene, and while pastries #34 does have linonene in it, it’s not as harsh as other strains. The bud is always very large. Simply Herb marks the bags as popcorn, but there’s usually a few buds that are over a gram in weight. Sticky, with slight purple hints under a flashlight. The smoke is very smooth. It tastes very similar to how it smells, it quite literally tastes like a pastry when you smoke it. The high starts off light, and then fades into a decent body high. It’s not going to be a couch lock strain, it does have a bit of a sativa feel to it. Not a full head high, but not as body high as I’d prefer. I do keep coming back to this weed though, it’s something you can smoke round the clock. If you’re more of a seasoned smoker, you’ll need to smoke a few bowls to get close to a couch lock. Overall pretty decent strain, i haven’t paid more than $90 for a half and it’s almost always in stock.

Oh don't ever pass on this one. Man it is big gas. Sweet too. If you get a chance to try it definitely do it

Sure thing, JC! Here’s a more humanized version: --- Just snagged a half-ounce of Pastries #34 from Simply Herb at Stash Dispensary in Peru, IL for $80, and let me tell you, it's a steal. Leafly says this strain averages 19% THC, but the batch I got clocked in at a whopping 28%! These were labeled as "smalls," but honestly, the buds were the size and quality of premium nugs – super nice surprise. When I opened the bag, I was hit with this sweet, doughy aroma that legit smells like fresh pastries, mixed with a hint of berries and a touch of spice. Breaking open a bud just made that delicious scent even stronger. The smoke? Smooth as butter. Tastes just as good as it smells – sweet, pastry-like flavors with a bit of berry and earthiness. It's a treat for the taste buds. And the high... wow. Hits you fast with a nice, uplifting head buzz that gets you feeling creative and happy. Then it mellows out into this relaxing body high that wipes away stress without gluing you to the couch. Perfect balance for any time of day. Overall, Pastries #34 is a top-tier strain. Killer THC levels, gorgeous buds, amazing smell and taste, and a balanced high that’s hard to beat. If you get the chance to grab some, do it – you won’t regret it. I'm so high right now, I almost forgot to finish this review!