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so I messed up... I'm picky with the sticky like most of yall and usually don't buy buds that are older than a few months or that come in plastic, non sealed jars. I ended up with a batch about 6 weeks off expiration. I was pissed at myself for not checking. until I opened the package... the buds were gorgeous. one fat nugget made up the eighth (from the Botanist). Bright light green with a sprinkling of purple, the trichomes glistened, white to beige. the bud was, as expected, a little weak on smell (due to the age and the plastic jar style package) but the flavor was still very in tact. a rich and gently spicy inhale that gives way to a very pleasant, creamy exhale with hints of vanilla and baked goods. will buy again for sure... newer. out of glass. still 5 stars.

Heirloom Collective.... really crazy batch. 42% Overall TAC, 39% THC and a 4% Terp profile. Intense pepper in on the inhale, gives way to a creamy, nutty, vanilla smoke that is surprisingly pleasant considering the inhale. The buds are gorgeous- long, pointy and light green as described. The name is appropriate; a strong body high, effective for pain relief and very effective for alleviating anxiety (per it's Indica leaning heritage), but with the bonus of mental uplift and a floaty focus reminiscent of a chill sativa. Definitely earned all 5 stars.

Got a quarter for a stupid low price so expectations were pretty low. 21% TAC. Super sweet smell like fruit candy. Taste is sweet but also brings through more herbal and earthy notes... exhale is creamy and light but full flavored. Sensation stronger than the TAC would suggest. Great for depression and anxiety, especially at bedtime.

Grandiflora Genetics E-85, Cookies Certified Indoor flower, grown by CommCan, 19% TAC. Fans of their products know they have beautiful buds. It was on sale at a dispensary, figured it'd be worth it. Opened the sealed package and got what looked like overly dense PGR buds. No flavor, very little smell and mild (to say the least) effects for a daily user. Cookies Fam usually delivers and this flower was legit and within date, so I was disappointed and wouldn't recommend.

Head grower's reserve came in at 37% overall. I can't tawlk bapa, I gotta do this in Schaubanese, b. I feel like I just got gadooshed through a glass door, but it's nithce. I would walg these buds to my trug. I'd talmbout bald men (Rogan) slangin d just to get my hands on it. I'd sell my Ferrari, divorce messican and leave Cincinati and Lion just to smell it. B-b-b-beast of a strain. Love, You neighborhood PF Changs fry cook/ professional homeless cat

Not a bad strain. Beautiful flower, a sweet smell and excellent effects but the taste is kind of lacking. Thick smoke that has a very subtle nutty/woody flavor with hints of diesel. Not sweet like the smell. Not sure it's even there. But a nice relaxing sativa that keeps you focused for daytime use is a thing of beauty. Packaged a month prior to purchase, sealed pouch, 23% TAC from Minntz.

Definitely some of the best tasting buds ever. Terpenes go kaboom. I got it at around 19% TAC and found the effects overall mellow/mild. Good daytime smoke for indica fans. It's really all about that flavor though.

The prominent terpenes make this strain one of my go to for flavor. Flowery with hints of gas, it always delivers full flavored smoke. Other reviews are dead on about effects: I usually purchase at around 20-22% TAC, and effects are just what I want from a balanced indica leaning hybrid: light, floaty, happy stone that feels refreshing without couch lock.

You want strong? Gorgeous look with a nice smell. Taste is nothing to write home about but man... it'll have you on you ass.