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I picked some of this stuff up today in Toronto and it's the craziest tasting weed I've had in a while. Great high and a real spice-rack-soaked-in-diesel vibe

This bud looked unappealing at first and then like others I started to notice how covered and thick it is with trichomes and long orange and red hairs. The buds are super dense and smell just like tuna with a side of kushy skunk. After smoking a bowl, the lower half of my body felt like it was filled with sand (woooo!) and all pain, mental and physical, was numbed. Perfect weed to help you forget Americans just elected a pussy-grabber to the Presidency.

Fun and sweet smelling, this bud reminds me of those Strawberry Shortcake dolls from the 80's. I used to make them make out with Barbie and my brother's GI Joes. Smoking Strawberry Cough makes me feel light and giggly with a touch of body buzz, kinda like I felt when I made my toys knock boots. Though not my favourite sativa, I'd definitely pick it up again for some daytime smoking or for when some of my lightweight friends come over.

I would do horrible, terrible things for a few grams of this strain. It smells like hot garbage but smokes like the finest indica you'll ever have the pleasure of blazing. Excellent pain and insomnia killing properties, long lasting body & head high and nugs bursting with snowy trichomes. Gimme gimme gimme.