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member since 2023Recent Reviews16 total
SFV OG
4/8/2025
I really liked this one at first, but I can't get over how bad (and long) it makes my head hurt. Currently in bed a couple hours after smoking - no longer high but still with headache. I think a lot with this one but can't usually articulate complex thought. Not that all the thought is complex. Doesn't fix my ptsd but allows me to process memories less painfully/emotionally. Watched a whole movie in one sitting by accident. I'm pretty physically impaired but not completely incapable of doing anything. Giggly and happy sometimes.
Humboldt
3/26/2025
Made me truly happy for the first time in weeks :'( Been really struggling with CPTSD and the weight of the world, but this strain shaved off several pounds and had me giggling, yapping, even crying a lil over how refreshingly happy I felt. Went back and got more from the dispo, it's definitely a new favorite.
Bavarian Cream
3/26/2025
It has an interesting "clean" scent but tastes like chlorine imo. It's not horrible but not pleasant. I didn't get any of the sweet notes personally. Doesn't stink up a room and linger.
Really helped with my appetite and GI issues. Not so much with any mental disorder, but didn't make em worse. Definitely was incapacitated to do anything but watch Law & Order. Overall a good time, just nothing life changing :P
Candy Fumez
3/11/2025
Sativas just aren't my fav, but this is prob the best one I've tried personally. I can get kinda anxious and sedentary by myself, but taking a talkative night walk with my partner was beautiful and perfect. It's a nice one to sit outside at night and smoke, assuming no one is walking by to make me anxious lol. Very sticky.
Purple Octane
2/24/2025
Honestly didn't have a super consistent experience each time I smoked this, but I enjoyed it. I like the flower itself (not too stemmy/seedy) but the batch I got was dry as hell and burned fast af for it. Didn't cure my insomnia but helped me relax. Fun to do with partner, we just vibed and laughed. Had emotional moments with PTSD, but retained my childlike whimsy and could appreciate the moments of reflection.
Lemon Bean
1/18/2025
Well, I'm feeling lazy as ever. But I do feel inspired to consume, to record lil lines of song, to talk to myself. I ordered healthy food yay! I'm convincing myself that I'll make food for my dood later. I feel silly, hilarious, and kinky. Thank you, Lemon Bean.
Gaslato
9/27/2024
this made me remember that i was once a child. i reconnected with the feelings and emotions of childhood, before i learned to mask. i had the most beautiful, emotional time with my partner.
Nutter Butter
8/18/2024
why does this actually feel like butter. what the fuck is a creamy high. i've been in a 2 week slump of not cooking but i just made hamburg steak for the first time and it was delicious to sober ppl too. i trusted my instincts with the portions without measuring and it actually worked?! just smoked a shorty of this in 2 sittings tn and i'm sooo highhh.
Strawberry Jam
8/14/2024
I wrote a 2 star previously, but after getting my own lil collection of it and trying it a few more times, I appreciate it more. I don't like being social and talking to anyone but my partner while smoking this, but I like a nice solitary high. Relaxes me when I'm worked up or sad. I'm more prepared for the burn now, and this one burns sharp. I wouldn't go so far to say it tastes like strawberries, but it has a slight fruity burn. I recommend this strain for taking morning walks (on a morning you won't do much) or relaxing before bed. I don't like working or needing to multi-task at all for this one. Sometimes gives a headache. Wouldn't get again preferably but not hated.