Gelato reviews

now Im not a big fan but I had a pure strain from Cali omg 😱 had me sleep literally all weekend

Serviceable strain, have had better, have had worse, from this particular grower it is just average. Moderate odor, this specimen came a little dry and crumbly, not the best for smoking by my preferred method of consumption - a nice home rolled blunt. All in all, I would say that I most likely would t buy this sample from this grower again, but I would give the grower and the strain (from another grower) another chance at wowing me again in th future.

My first journey as a squire was to the Gelato Caverns. I was still naive and not quite wise to the ways of the world then, it was a beautiful time of new beginnings, and no beginning more beautiful than my first taste of the Gelato crystal!!! I had struggled to gain my magic powers, falling behind my classmates in the Magi Prism School of Magic. But!!! When I first tasted that crystal, deep in the caverns of Gelato mountain, the only place where this mythical crystal root, I was struck by pure magic energy. As instructed by my native guide at the time, one of the Crystal Gelato Cave Dwellers, I stuck out my arm as of to offer an invisible person something. And there, from my very fingertips, shot pure magical essence! Raw arcana! Suffice to say, I no longer struggled to get it up from that point on! (Magically speaking, of course. No worries in the department ladies, *winks*)

Pleasant, relaxed high. Will buy again!

I liked it. Very visual experience, colors felt augmented and everything looked and felt vibrant. A great euphoric high.

You can get Insanely high off this & not freak out. (I recommend using a bong 😌) So relaxing.. love it.

I immediately noticed it was relaxing and a good pain reliever; it helped my back pain and headache. It’s definitely the sweetest smelling/tasting strain I’ve tried; like vanilla and sweet berries with a grassy aftertaste. The first night I tried this, I thought it made me really nauseated, even though I was already a little nauseated before I got high. I also thought it made my stomach hurt and increased my heart rate. When I tried it again the night after, I didn’t get sick at all, so it was just whatever I was already feeling; with that being said though, don’t take this for nausea. I guess it made me a bit paranoid too. Onto the good. It’s hella chill with good tingles and euphoria. It’s extra tingly in your ears and throat; even breathing feels good. Moving and massaging your head feels good. It’s not arousing, but it gives you a comforting, tingly pressure over your pelvic area. It’s very potent and good for sleep; I didn’t have nightmares. The peak doesn’t last for super long, but it has an extremely calming, soothing, restful, loose, emotionalish, and long lasting comedown.

This strain made me feel pretty horny not gonna lie and made me feel zoned out