Golden Goat reviews

Sativas are usually not my thing. They make me anxious, and panicky and my heart rate goes through the roof. However. I was in a HORRIBLE mood...for no reason at all, really. I smoked some Golden Goat and almost immediately felt my mood shift. I was a little worried at first because as it started kicking in, which felt almost immediate, I felt like it was about to go south and make me react like I normally do with sativas (I do think if I had smoked much more it may have happened, so be wary of that if sativas treat you the same way). But I decided if I distracted myself, it would even out soon enough and it did after just a little bit. I started folding some laundry and listening to music and the next thing I knew I was dancing in my room to Electric Light Orchestra and couldn't have felt happier. I did all my laundry and cleaned my kitchen (which was a disaster) and I barely even noticed I was cleaning because I was just so happy and dancey. Anyways, I also ramble when I smoke...so, here we are about 4 paragraphs in. The moral of the story is, if you are iffy about sativas I still recommend trying this one. Be careful to not smoke too much because I did feel like it had the potential to make me anxious, but if you hit the right dose, you'll be so freaking happy and you might just clean your whole house.

this strain made me fall more in love with my wife

Made me feel really chatty, happy, and creative! I loved the way it made me feel.

Makes my brain sparkle. I picked this up in Ann Arbor for $3 a gram in croptober and wish I would have gotten more than a half oz. I still haven’t nailed down the taste on combustion but it’s not horrible. My strain was from Arbors Welness but sold from Herbana. The buds are a bit loose and not trimmed that great but for that price I’ll take the end result which is a great high that makes your brain sparkle and do what I’m doing now which is writing a review on here. Ha. Mine only came in at 21.6% but I had recently come from some 32% flower that did me in so I was ready for a bit of a less high. Overall highly recommend this and west coast sour diesel, so far those are my favorites.

like it a lot, pretty potent.

When they say energetic, they mean it. Long time Sativa carnosaur. My usual goto is ATF. I never thought I’d have seen anything that could replace it. But this is just exactly what my ADHD brain needs to get right. Also, I feel like really talking to people. If there was a strain that could help hyper people harness their energy, this is the one. 10 out of 5 stars, recommend you try IMMEDIATELY!

Love it, ultimately.

Tried my first legal golden goat in AZ from savvy aka (verano) , strong smell done well 👏 might only be popcorn and lower thc but it still hit the same as when I was a youngin lol 😆