Golden Pineapple reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Golden Pineapple.
Great strain to have when hanging out and talking with Friends. Not too heavy and a nice light high that doesn’t weigh you down.
made me panicky but i am a very anxious person in general so probably wouldn't apply to everyone
I worship this strain. This strain could punch me, take my car, and steal my identity; and I’d say thank you. Its good for after work, being social, or maintaining a good mood.
Let me review this from a negative standpoint, because I made a rookie mistake and did WAY too much.
Don’t get me wrong, I like this strain a lot.
So, normally when I have GP I smoke it. That’s typically what I do with all my weed. Roll it in a joint and smoke the fucker. Last night I decided to try using my dry-bud vape for the first time in over six months. It never used to get me high when I’d use it like a normal human being, so I figured if I sucked it like a dick all night that I’d end up feeling just a tiny bit high, just high enough to feel happy and relaxed. Nope. Complete opposite. I couldn’t sit still. Everything was spinning. Reality was a myth. I swore I was dying and/or crazy. It was wild man. I’m still recovering from that shit and it’s been over 24 hours since it hit me now. The only real good thing that came out of my latest GP experience was the fact that I couldn’t really feel my chronic back pain during all of that, lol.
When taken normally, this strain is totally great for me. It makes me more susceptible to giggling fits, helps my pain, and when I come down from it, it guides me into a gentle relaxed state.
So PSA kids... don’t suck your vape like a dick.
Seriously, take it slow. You’ll regret it if you don’t.
TL;DR: don’t go crazy taking hit after hit after hit, etc. Take it slow. Golden Pineapple is a great strain, but in small amounts.
one of my favorite sativa strains, great to help motivate to clean the house or yard work
Paired with an iced chai tea latte and a warm, breezy summer day in Chicago. Feeling euphoric. This strain makes you see colors in the music you're listening to. However, my motor skills are definitely affected.
(Dab Cartridge)
Stuff I tried was very strong and potent. Heavy taste of pine, citrus, and skunk. Don't take this the wrong way -- but it was "armpitty". You know what I mean? We've all had a strain we've smelled or tasted and it was very strong odor, but like in a GOOD way. This was one of those for me. And I don't mean because it was a dab, it was more armpitty than usual. Sorry if this doesn't make sense lol. This is a definite In-Your-Face strain that will have you feeling effects instantly. Great head-high but also works well as a nighttime strain.
Smoked a big bowl of this tastiness before heading on a hike in a recent burn ... dead black trees lumbering over lush green fresh undergrowth. Fire = new life. Anyway, it’s a trippy strain. Trippy place ... but trippy strain too. I think.
Energizing, uplifting, happy, daydream-ushering ... psychedelic ... deep enjoyment of nature and vegetation and fauna ... yet motivated and strangely focused. Lost in peaceful quiet daydreaming while hiking hard for 2 hours. It’s fun airy tasty bud.