Golden Pineapple reviews

So far so good! Got this as a recommended anti-anxiety medicinal flower. First time: The flavor is wonderful, not bitter not to woodsy, but lite like a sweet veggie. Gave me a great a wonderful joyful, energetic body high with a slight mental high full of happiness and good mood. Enjoyed an evening with my family without stress and mental relaxation without being tired. Second time (Friday night): enjoyed bedtime story-time, followed by Series 4 Sherlock with hubby with a relaxed sleep that I rarely get.

Excellent strain with moderate head haze and body high. Juicy citrus flavor profile. May contribute to headaches.

Hands down the best strain when I am feeling depressed. Gives you the freaking giggles and you just want to cuddle up. Also great post workday to relieve some stress. Tastes like weed nothing super distinct about it to me. Definitely my go to happy medicine.

This stuff is fire. Best I have ever smelled. One whiff makes you wanna move to an island. Very clear headed with a pretty full body high and tingles all over. World looks a bit brighter, my jokes come off a bit funnier. All in all an ace in my books. Also helped calm a terrible acid reflux attack. So glad I got I went with my budtender's suggestion with this one--cheers to Julian at Bloom Room SF!

Ooh, this is some fancy weed! It is uppy and happy. Mmm. The ladyfriend and I just smoked a few bong bowls of Golden Pineapple and life is grand, my friends. She's looking up camping recipes and just freaked out... "Put trail mix in an apple and cook it over the fire? What the fuck do I want your hot, mushy trail mix for? Fuck your disgusting trail mix apple!" I laughed until I died. 😂

Golden Pineapple Review - 36/50 March 20, 2016 Summary: An absolutely beautiful sativa flower with delicious, yet somewhat mild aromas and flavors of sweet, tangy pineapple. Expect a wave of physical euphoria and a calming of your belly accompanied by surprisingly little head effect. Brand: Phat Panda Weight: 3.5 grams Harvest Date: 1/04/2016 Packaging Date: 1/16/2016 Total THC ( + THC): 24.54% Total CBD: 0.3% Eye: 10/10 Golden green, wispy buds of large, pear-shaped calyxes, with bright orange pistils and mostly clear trichomes. Very high calyx:leaf ratio highlighted by an excellent trim job. Nose (/2): 6.75/10 Aromatic Intensity: 6/10 Aromatic Quality (subjective to my palate): 7.5/10 Notes: Yes, slightly more than a hint of sweet, tangy pineapple. No chlorophyll. Tongue (/2): 5.75/10 Flavor Intensity: 4/10 Flavor Quality: 7.5/10 Notes: Tastes very similar to its smell with sweet, tangy pineapple on the inhale and a little sweet citrus on exhale. Though quite delicious, the flavor is not nearly as pronounced as other varieties with similar terpene profiles. Would greatly benefit from a sucrose boost. Head: 4/10 Notes: Surprisingly little mind-shift for such a high THC (24.54%) sample. Whatever other cannabinoids and terpenes are in this Golden Pineapple's entourage are clearly altering how my body/mind normally processes THC. Good focus though! Body: 9.5/10 Notes: Excellent energy boost and physical euphoria! Definite calming of my gastrointestinal tract. Terrific body effect for a sativa, similar to ATF in this way.

Sweet Jesus -- one-hit wonder weed! When you absolutely, positively must be ripped outta your tiny mind, you'll want some of this standing by. Sea-level to cruising altitude in about 5 minutes -- and it's a long flight after that. I don't know how many times I asked myself "Whoa, am I still TOTALLY FUCKING HIGH?" then wondered who the hell was talking to me. Damn, I hit this shit like two hours ago and the buzz is still numbing my skull -- not that that's a bad thing. But I'm kinda curious what the growers thought when they were brewing up this strain: "Y'know what people need? To be utterly fucked up for the time it takes to fly from Seattle to New York off three hits of our weed" because that's about how long the high lasts. If your goal in life is to get baked as possible without doing dabs, Golden Pineapple is the strain for you.

Fantastic... one of my top 10 strains. Lots of others will comment about flavor, and it is no doubt great, but you will see that on your own. The effect: This hybrid is far more pronounced in the sativa spectrum. Expect creative energy and general happy feeling. Great for social smoking. The Golden Goat genetic heritage bleeds over into making this a decent workout strain, but this strain is best saved for spending the day at the beach in the hot sun, swimming in the ocean. You can't help but have a good time! The Pineapple Kush terpenes also balence out that of the Golden Goat, minimalizing paranoia in users (myself) who are sensitive to Pinene (if you don't Jack Herer, for example).