Golden Pineapple reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Golden Pineapple.
Fantastic... one of my top 10 strains. Lots of others will comment about flavor, and it is no doubt great, but you will see that on your own. The effect: This hybrid is far more pronounced in the sativa spectrum. Expect creative energy and general happy feeling. Great for social smoking. The Golden Goat genetic heritage bleeds over into making this a decent workout strain, but this strain is best saved for spending the day at the beach in the hot sun, swimming in the ocean. You can't help but have a good time! The Pineapple Kush terpenes also balence out that of the Golden Goat, minimalizing paranoia in users (myself) who are sensitive to Pinene (if you don't Jack Herer, for example).
A solid strain but maybe a little to up and go for me personally but good for focus
Man, I seem to love anything with Pineapple in it! Smells just like sour pineapples, tastes the same.
Super smooth to smoke. The buds are nice & fluffy, bright green with thick golden hairs throughout. A dusting of white crystals tops it all.
A great sativa head high, gets you going while relieving pain, anxiety, stress and depression. Perfect for the day or evening, perhaps before dinner, I get hungry from this strain.
If you're just relaxing, you should notice a wonderfully warm body high take over.
It's nice for people like me, who can't currently be physically active, but want to keep mentally alert.
Golden Pineapple Review - 36/50
March 20, 2016
Summary: An absolutely beautiful sativa flower with delicious, yet somewhat mild aromas and flavors of sweet, tangy pineapple. Expect a wave of physical euphoria and a calming of your belly accompanied by surprisingly little head effect.
Brand: Phat Panda
Weight: 3.5 grams
Harvest Date: 1/04/2016
Packaging Date: 1/16/2016
Total THC ( + THC): 24.54%
Total CBD: 0.3%
Eye: 10/10
Golden green, wispy buds of large, pear-shaped calyxes, with bright orange pistils and mostly clear trichomes. Very high calyx:leaf ratio highlighted by an excellent trim job.
Nose (/2): 6.75/10
Aromatic Intensity: 6/10
Aromatic Quality (subjective to my palate): 7.5/10
Notes: Yes, slightly more than a hint of sweet, tangy pineapple. No chlorophyll.
Tongue (/2): 5.75/10
Flavor Intensity: 4/10
Flavor Quality: 7.5/10
Notes: Tastes very similar to its smell with sweet, tangy pineapple on the inhale and a little sweet citrus on exhale. Though quite delicious, the flavor is not nearly as pronounced as other varieties with similar terpene profiles. Would greatly benefit from a sucrose boost.
Head: 4/10
Notes: Surprisingly little mind-shift for such a high THC (24.54%) sample. Whatever other cannabinoids and terpenes are in this Golden Pineapple's entourage are clearly altering how my body/mind normally processes THC. Good focus though!
Body: 9.5/10
Notes: Excellent energy boost and physical euphoria! Definite calming of my gastrointestinal tract. Terrific body effect for a sativa, similar to ATF in this way.
Picked up this Phat Panda eighth from Buddy's. (Nice group at Buddy's, 10/10 would shop there again)
So let's open it up. Damn, this jar is filled to the brim, mostly one big nug... it's fluffy but a bit on the dry side. loaded in trics and tiny crystals. smells almost just like pineapple express but the flower has a more mellow "burn" on the tongue (I eat my flowers, just a tiny taste) these gorgeous orange trics look as if they are smiling with me.
smooth and fruity on both the inhale and exhale. very tingly and cerebral. feels pretty creative and I'm enjoying it
Sweet Jesus -- one-hit wonder weed!
When you absolutely, positively must be ripped outta your tiny mind, you'll want some of this standing by. Sea-level to cruising altitude in about 5 minutes -- and it's a long flight after that. I don't know how many times I asked myself "Whoa, am I still TOTALLY FUCKING HIGH?" then wondered who the hell was talking to me.
Damn, I hit this shit like two hours ago and the buzz is still numbing my skull -- not that that's a bad thing. But I'm kinda curious what the growers thought when they were brewing up this strain: "Y'know what people need? To be utterly fucked up for the time it takes to fly from Seattle to New York off three hits of our weed" because that's about how long the high lasts.
If your goal in life is to get baked as possible without doing dabs, Golden Pineapple is the strain for you.
April 25, 2017
My absolute favorite, always a go-to for me. I feel elated, de-stress ed, and happy. great citrus flavor! :)
May 25, 2017
Certified Laughing Weed!!!