Grape God reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Grape God.
Flavorful and powerful asf. The flavor is super sweet and it tastes of grapes. It comes on right away but it’s gradual. I smoked a 1g pre-roll that had 19.97% THC and .04% CBD and I feel a tiny bit tingly in my arms and legs but the high is mostly in my head. I’d definitely pick it up again if I got the chance.
Smells great and you feel calm, mellow and relaxed. Quite enjoyable.
Love this strain when I need to relax. Definitely knocks out stress and helps my arthritis pain. This strain is a great fruity/earthy flavor. I highly recommend for a nice rainy, relaxing evening at home. Inhale and tune out, ENJOY! ✌
Feeling pro this morning, I put up Grape God for a wake and bake review sesh. I paid for my hubris; Grape God turned the wake and bake sesh into a wake and snake when my skeleton came out with the smoke on my first exhale. I'm stretched out writing this, Money Trees in the background.
Visual: Frosty little bud. Trimmed up fine since everything on it is sugary.
Smell: I was disappointed with the scent at first, even after busting it open it was only mildly fruity. Nothing specific. But after I grinding it up it was almost identical to Grape Skittles. It smells amazing, I want some Skittles to go with this now.
I loaded it in my just cleaned Silika beaker and proceeded to take a mighty chief. And mighty it was, because I can't open my eyes. Feeling clear and stoned at the same time, which may be an effect specific to me because of me medicating for anxiety. I smoke up the rest and now I'm here writing this. Not couchlocked exactly, very close though. I'm super relaxed, not sleepy though which is great since it's just 10am. I would love this in the evening or even as a emergency joint for panic attacks. Grape God crushed my morning anxiety, and this morning was the first morning in about a week where I didn't start the day throwing up.
It's been about an hour since I finished up, and I'm up feeling really good. Ready to go with my eyes low.
July 17, 2018
Tried a 500mg disposable vape pen. The taste was outstanding! This strain will make you very relaxed and leave you with a full body buzz. 3-4 pulls and the pain disappears. Perfect for right before bed.
Update review great for relaxing and getting in better mind space. I use in the evening to get ready for bed.
Oh that smell, that beautiful terpene arouma. Grape God is a glorious cross between the heavy Indica God and a Grapefruit Sativa bringing back that Cinderella weight on a short stocky plant.... oh that smell. Easy to prune this goddess into a 3 or 5 headed plant to get ounce after phat ounce of one of the best smelling strains ever. Stone is functional though she leans on the Indica side. Great social buzz. Not a super heavy hitter but great taste and smell.
Took my first 2 rips about 15 minutes ago (or was it 1.5 hours?). I’m feeling happy, relaxed, couch-sticky (but not locked). Definitely zoning out and I have the weed version of the “thousand yard stare”.
For me, this is mos def an end of day strain.