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I was gifted some Sage and Sour grown by MTL Cannabis. I usually get their “Low Key” strains, which are great and more in my price range, this is their top shelf strain. I really enjoyed it, it’s not too strong for me, and I didn’t get any paranoia or anxiety. It’s a relaxing smoke without being overly sedating and it also tastes great, my mouth actually waters when I smoke it!

This is one of my new favorites. I got an eighth grown by MTC Montreal Cannabis, the quality is exceptional. Purple and green, dense buds, very sticky and stinky, slightly skunky and sweet. The smoke is very mild and tastes slightly sweet and fruity. The high is strong, but gentle. Very relaxing and not too sedating. Very easy to smoke and enjoy.

Very gentle, mild high, a little bit of body high and mostly head high. Makes me very relaxed, but not sleepy per se. Not too strong so it’s easier to control my high and stay in the sweet spot.

Nice middle path sort of high. Calming and a little sedating, mild munchies, little emotional lift. Very chill.

I really like this strain. I stopped smoking for a while due to it suddenly giving me paranoia. I tried this strain again recently and it’s been great. Not too strong, very relaxing physically and mentally. Not too strong on the munchies and can turn you on sexually. All around a great strain.

She’s orange and sticky and very strong, but she also makes me anxious and paranoid. Two nights ago I had half a bowl, less than a quarter gram and I had a racing heart, chills and the shakes. I’m a seasoned smoker so I didn’t freak out but I could tell I was very anxious. Never had this experience before, and now it’s seemed to have dramatically decreased my tolerance. Very odd girl and not what I expected from the profile.

She’s a dirty girl, and I don’t mean kinky. She smells like axel grease and tastes like burning hair, but she has wings like an angel, lifting you by the cheeks, telling you jokes that are nonsense, then wrapping you in a warm fuzzy embrace.

Up front she’s a numbly indica, sliding into your nerves and turning them to rubber bands, but when she reaches your head you might start to think thinky thoughts. You might get creative but creating is hard work with this much couch-lock, so maybe just some tv and drawing. You might need snacks for the comedown.

I was at the Vancouver 420, not intending to buy any bud but just enjoying the scene, when I smelled the most heavenly weed stank coming from a large stall. I looked at their menu and saw “strawberry ice” and decided to get an eighth (the price was good) after hooking me up the lady at the counter recommended Wappa. She might think she talked me into it, but I knew as soon as I smelled this one I had to try her. This is the fruitiest smelling weed I’ve ever encountered, a bright, zesty fragrance, like mango or pineapple, and marvelously sweet. But how does she smoke? Amazing. Smooth and sweet, with a fruity twist both intriguing and delightful. I thought at first she had a very weak body high and not much else, but then I noticed the strong sativa head high. Just like the lady at the stall said, she goes both ways. Sit and chill, get up and move, she relaxes you without clouding your mind. I feel like she might make you paranoid if your prone to that, though. I can’t call her the best I’ve had, and her stone is not what I typically look for, but I must admit that her uniqueness is a delight.

She’s so fine. Firm and dense and very sticky, she smells sweet and skunky. The first puff was like a sweet dream, she’s so earthy, woodsy, like sitting in the dim forest surrounded by deep mossy loam and the sound of raindrops on shaking ferns. My surprise and joy at her flavor joins with the wave of calm contentment that starts in my limbs and reaches my head in a crashing wave. More puffs follow, smooth milky smoke and soon I feel quite comfortable, warm and contented. She’s a new favorite for sure.