Grease Monkey reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Grease Monkey.
The funky Grease Monkey from the land of Show Me is nothing short of 🔥! I’m sampling my stash of Vivid Cannabis’ Grease Monkey with insane numbers (too high to go look at them right now, but rest assured, Vivid don’t F around!) and have found it to be highly cerebral with soaring, nearly-spiritual, euphoria (If Lionel Ritchie only knew how he is a GD gift to us from heaven! 🤪 ) The funny thing about it is it’s like you’re wearing a VR helmet from the cheekbones up (yes, it literally FEELS like you’re wearing a helmet!) but you can totally keep convo going while experiencing mind-melting goodness. How’d they do that? No idea, but it’s handy AH! Smell, taste, blah blah blah, they all taste like either lemons, dirt/moss, or fruity pebbles (There ain’t no sweet sugary berry covered dough flavor in any of it, easy there Hipster! 😅)
GG#4× Cookies N Cream
MF got me feeling great!👍
Yea makes sense 👌😎💯
This is favourite weed I’ve smoke for while, it’s very high talk, potent but I felt everything this weed gave me what I need.
Recently ski accident. I’ve tried medicine to cure the pain so friend pass me joint and it’s hit me, pain wasn’t there I felt like wow! I love this weed n suitable outdoor or adventure
Picked up an 8th of flower by Elevate at Key in KC.
Initially purchased because my personal favorite is GG#4 and hers was cookies.
Very impressed with the nugs. EXTREMELY DENSE. Thoroughly crazy sticky. I have a phoenician titanium grinder and I was struggling on these.
If you have a cheap grinder, break it up by hand.
She was having a rough day and picked these up after work and was done with everything
Now she’s smiling and doing the dishes
11/10 dry mouth is real, but worth it
Absolutely in love with this strain! I have stage 3 endometriosis I was in so much pain. I feel very calm as well high recommend!
Great Body High. 🔥🔥
Review from Ghana and bet you this strain hit sooooo gooood. i love it here
Acquired some .5 gram shorty pre-rolls of this strain locally. These are full flower pre-rolls. Not just shake and trim. The flavor profile right off the bat was citrusy, more specifically lemony. Very lemony. The immediate effects for me are mildly sedative, both in head and body. I've had some chronic lower back pain for almost 2 weeks, and the physically calming effects have REALLY blunted the persistent muscle aches. For me; a good choice for a long slide into bedtime, or any time you want to chill and drift into a deep sleep. I'd not only choose this for nightly use at home, but while camping/backpacking when sometimes you know you need to sleep, but it might be hard to find.