Grease Monkey reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Grease Monkey.
Yooo all i did was laugh and laugh for hours my cousin that diesnt even smoke but was in theroom got a contact high n was lhao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣it. Relaxed us but with so much laughter I hvnt laughed like that off weed since zookies n that dont compare to grease monkey why nobody mention the laughter n how unique it is and hard to get so get it automatically when u see the batch u will relax but laugh ur freaking butt off feel sick happy but so relaxed its crazy 😜
One of my favorites for sitting down and playing a game, very chill and relaxing.
As always I only write a full review after growing, and or breeding with the strain .
This strain I grew from seed and ended up with two Phenotypes,both stellar. The first Phenotype grows short and bushier then the second Phenotype which I kept after gifting the first to a close friend. Long story short, I liked the strain so much I decided to back cross with a reversed male GG#4 male , and eventually back to the the original cut of Grease Monkey. I hope the images download because she's a beautiful beast to behold.
"Grease Monkey", also known as "Grease Bucket", is a cross of "Gorilla Glue #4" and "Cookies and Cream". Flavor wise, you can definitely taste the Cookies and Cream lineage. The overall flavor is earthy and herbal with notes of diesel and sweet undertones. However, in terms of effects, you almost immediately start to feel some of the famous sensations provided by it's GG4 predecessor. Nice calm head high that follows with a wave of relaxation down the body. Not too heavy behind the eyes. This has probably become a top 15 strain for me, and I am sort of picky lol. Overall 8/10.
Not the best tasting stuff out there, but it more than makes up for it in performance. Up the bowl a tiny bit, and you’ll be rewarded with a real nice full body high.
The description is pretty much bang on the way I felt last night. Good head buzz that has relaxing euphoria that pretty much knock you out in less then an hour if not doing anything. I also found it to be a bit of a creeper as well. Sweet and diesely flavour a little harsh but not to bad. I Scored an oz of this for 80$. Money well worth spending at 25.4%.
Went to my favorite dispensary to buy an early Christmas present. I had been wanting to try some Gelato but they were sold out. I asked my bud tender about Grease Monkey. He just smiled and said “Strong”. I told him “That’s what I want.” At 29.20% THC I figured what the heck. Got an 8th., and an 8th. of GMO cookies, which I also have never tried. Crumbled up a small bud, took one hit and almost instantly got a powerful head rush. Second hit and the body high kicked in. I quickly decided this was going to make my top 5 list. I would not recommend for anyone trying to get anything important done. Definitely will buy again. Haven’t tried the GMO cookies yet. If it’s as good as the Grease Monkey I’ll be ecstatic. Thanks to the people at Elevate and From The Earth Westside in K.C. for providing this wonderful strain.
Grease Monkey chunky, that funky monkey! Grease Monkey has me feeling like a melting scoop of ice cream. All my anxieties and physical pains melt away. It makes me feel relaxed, and I always feel well-rested he next morning after using it at night.